Are you serious? You guys actually believe in this thing? Jesus Christ is the one and only God, he is Alpha and Omega, beginning and end, and he died on the cross for you. He loves each and everyone of us perfectly, there isn’t a love more perfect than his. I think you guys need to reevaluate your belief system a little there.
-Jamie
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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@Lianne:
Hey, I really believe in him! Well, more than Jesus, anyway.
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You really need to go back to school and learn how to write.
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Jesus wasn’t dumb, it’s followers that are dumbs. They’ll never know their own trail, and they don’t even have enough faith to trust that their own leads to the same place as his. Or they don’t have enough trust in their faith, but that’s just as bad.
Look, Jesus’ followers are crowding his way back! He’s trying to keep his scheduled appointment but he’s got all those people in the way and on top of it all who can are holding on to his robe/suit/dress/whatever. He’s going counter-current against all this mass of people it’s worse than ST Pancreas at 5pm!!!
He ain’t got a chance for the appointment.
So indeed you can forget about the personal meeting and you’ve got only one remaining option: imagining him in everything. Cool. That’ll be that much of the way cleared… :-)
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@Cape Buffalo: I read within the last 2 days that there is talk of unicorn in the bible. ex. here: http://www.learnthebible.org/q-a-unicorns-in-the-bible.htm.
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If Jesus is God, how can he worship God as the Bible says he does?
and if you say he worships himself, then that would make him a narcissist, which, as I understand it, is against christian beliefs.
Bible verses are not the way out of this.
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For the love of…well, something. Jamie, please run your posts through grammar check. You used “everyone” in the wrong context. It would be two words, every one. God doesn’t like it when you mangle a language that he put on the planet. God also hates an excessive use of commas, and a complete misunderstanding of satire.
Proof positive that religion has no place in schools. This person should have spent less time in church and more time hitting the English books.
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Jesus loves you? aren’t you a bit young for him, I mean he is at least 2000 years old.
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wow, Christianity is a great deal, i get three gods for the price of one, then i get to go to hell yay, which is proof that god really does love me, right?
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the bible says: you shall have no other God than me.
you are breaking this law
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“the bible says: you shall have no other God than me.
you are breaking this law”.
IT DOES?? Oh, no! How could we have been such fools?! Why didn’t we listen? Oh, yeah – now I remember. We thing the old book is a bunch of horsecrap. We have our own bible! Thanks for the reminder, anyway, Joar!
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Maybe FSM and my savior(Lucifer) should get together sometime. He can boil the water, and we can have a feast! Yum!!!
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I’ve followed jamie’s advice and re-evaluated my belief system.
I still believe that a perfect love should IN NO WAY WHATSOEVER involve someone being tortured and nailed to a cross until dead.
I am however ready to accept beer and pasta into my life. Lovely.
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I became a Pastafarian because the FSM has the coolest heaven. I think your god should upgrade his heaven. Like, what if I want to sit on the left side? Or in front of him. Why does everyone want to be on his right? Must be crowded there. Do you have strippers ?
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You were born in the 20th century, in North America. Good Chance the one and only God is the one your parents told you it was.
Change the time and the place. You will have a different answer which will be equally wrong.
FSMSpeed.
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Here’s a scenario:
I’m not going to heaven. Do I want my Hell to be fire and brimstone and eternal damnation, or do I want stale beer and strippers with VD? May we all be touched by His Noodly Appendage. In FSM we pray, RAmen.
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Wow, jesus is the one and only god? I thought he was god’s son. You fucking people, cant even agree who your god is!
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all i really want to point out is jesus is not the perfect god because he is not god, then again god does say he is the al 3 of the beings in the trinity so maybe im wrong or maybe dogma strikes again
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jesus didn’t die on the cross for us, he died because people took him and nailed him there and he couldn’t escape.
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Really? Prove it. And using the Bible as proof doesn’t count. If a book is proof, I could just as easily say that Harry Potter or Captain Ahab exist. Or yes, the FSM. So without referencing the Bible, prove to me that it’s the “truth”. Guess what, you can’t. And if a book IS all the proof you need, then how do we know that the Book of Mormons isn’t the true word? Or the Quran? Or the Torrah? What makes the Bible so much “more true” than the others? See if you can prove it without quoting the Bible.
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jesus christ can no one accept the fsm is a JOKE. Anyone sending in hate mail GET A SENSE OF HUMOUR IT ISNT REAL JUST LIKE JESUS WASNT GODS SON YOU DELUDED SHITS.
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That is what your book says
Dont force your bullshit on us
All hail the Flying one
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i support spaghetti religion until the day the world shall end
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@y
some people probably actually believe that FSM actually exists….
@Peter
Jesus did die for us, see none of you have read the bible.
Jesus is in a sense god, and knows what he has to do
His torturing was him taking the place of hte torture that we would have to go through to reach him, otherwise an impossibility.
@the other Jamie
There is actually quite a bit of scientific evidence.
http://www.freehovind.com
clikck watch and look at everything
You dont have to believe it, but I tell you thats all scientific
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If someone died on a cross because they loved me, then came back from the dead to love me some more, I would consider a restraining order.
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No love more perfect than his. Every child who doesn’t live long enough to hear the gospel or be baptised has no hope. Every third world man or woman who has lived and died in the past two thousand years never hearing Christian teachings is hellbent. Every Muslim, Hindu, Buddhist, all destined to eternal torment for heretical dogma. Every agnostic and atheist who prefers to hear from God than to hear from human writing and speaking shall burn in the lake of fire. Every skeptic. Every innocent. Everyone who does not bow down to your idea of right and wrong. No love more perfect than his. You may want to evaluate your own belief system a little before coming to talk to us.
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You sir re annoying douche let us worship in peace
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God loves me (or so I’m told), but I don’t love him. I feel a bit bad about this, for his sake.
I love this particular woman, a friend, but she doesn’t love me. She feels bad about this, for my sake.
I am told that because God loves me, I must love him. Can someone mention this to the woman I love, so I can be happy? No. Of course not. Things don’t work that way.
At least my friend does and says things to show she cares about me. I can’t remember the last time God did anything for me. I call this woman (or she calls me) and we talk, laugh, add to each other’s lives. I txt her or email her and she replies (and vice versa). If I pray, God does not reply. If I’m feeling upset, she helps. I do the same for her. God doesn’t do these things for me.
I have never threatened to damn my friend to eternal suffering for not loving me. Maybe that’s why we remain friends and do things for each other and support each other. There is a lesson for God in that.
Maybe I should worship my friend. Maybe she should worship me. Or maybe we should both worship the Flying Spaghetti Monster – might as well.
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@Jamie – You forget religion’s all-purpose logicshield, faith. I’m not sure how it works but apparently if you believe in something REAL hard, it becomes true… or blinds you from reality. I forget which.
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ok first of all in christianety juses is not god.. his just his sun (dont even know you’r one religien ha?).
scendly, he dident die for my sinse… he died for his betrayal in the roman empier,you know the thin with the cross? yeh, the roman empier did that.
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I think i had cereal called omega bran once.
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His name wasn’t Jesus Christ.
Joshua bar Joseph. As he called himself.
Joshua son of Joseph.
Not yud-hey-vav-hey, the correct Hebrew letters in God’s name.
Joseph.
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“Are you serious? You guys actually believe in this thing?”
Oh yes. We totally believe in a flying pasta god. T_T
I think more people miss the point than actually hate the thing.
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