4th of July FSM sightings

Each 4th of July, Pastafarians capture dozens of FSM sightings on film, when He chooses to reveal Himself in the form of fireworks. Skeptics claim these photographs show nothing but lighting artifacts, but Believers know better. These photographs never look like Jesus.

Here are some of the best 4th of July sightings captured this year.

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Captured by Pastafarian Amy. “True believers were able to discern his form in the guise of the fireworks display.”

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Captured by Pastafarian Zach

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Spotted by Pastafarian Brian during the Seattle 4th of July celebration - picture taken from Alki Beach in Seattle.

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Spotted by Pastafarian Keri. “His Noodliness revealed himself to us in the form of fireworks.”

19 Responses to “4th of July FSM sightings”
  1. 1 - GummiHU - Jul 7th, 2008

    Holy… He’s there pic 3 he’s there

  2. 2 - Arg Sayer - Jul 7th, 2008

    These sightings prove it - Independence Day is a religious holiday!

    RAmen. Arg.

  3. 3 - Peggy Lu Who - Jul 8th, 2008

    He is beautiful, and he obviously loves this country more than Jesus does. Certainly more than Buddha, at the very least.

  4. 4 - The Evolved Ape - Jul 8th, 2008

    What is sad is that if picture 3 looked like Jesus or the Pope there would be worldwide hysteria! It surely is our noodly master though. RAmen.

  5. 5 - Antwerp Madness - Jul 8th, 2008

    Are you Americans going to claim FSM as well now??? Gott mit uns…

  6. 6 - Stephanie - Jul 8th, 2008

    I don’t see Jesus in those fireworks…

  7. 7 - San Kukai - Jul 8th, 2008
  8. 8 - Michael T - Jul 8th, 2008

    Beats finding the Virgin Mary in a blueberry muffin or in a rust stain on a highway sign.

  9. 9 - Ande - Jul 8th, 2008

    Is that a particulary hairy stripper to the left of his noodliness in the 3rd picture?

  10. 10 - tall guy - Jul 8th, 2008

    Peggy: every holiday is a religious holiday for us (so basically every day is)

  11. 11 - jeremykeys - Jul 8th, 2008

    The FSM is a pyrotech too. Who would’a thought? Very cool!

  12. 12 - Brother Boyardee - Jul 8th, 2008

    More absolute proof that His Noodly Goodness is real!!! I don’t understand how anyone could NOT be a Pastafarian.

  13. 13 - Katie - Jul 8th, 2008

    Incredible!

  14. 14 - StJason - Jul 8th, 2008

    Fireworks… cannons… I can see the connection.

  15. 15 - Barnacle Bill the Sailor - Jul 10th, 2008

    I wonder why we never see
    any other diety
    flying high up in the sky
    on Christmas or the 4th of July?

    It’s down on the ground
    where images are found.
    under bridges, on signs, in towns.
    on sandwiches of toast and cheeses.
    that we ever see Mary or Jesus!

  16. 16 - daqq - Jul 11th, 2008

    Ocasionally,someone sees something that remotely looks like Jesus on a toast or something. But we see the image or likeness of our noodly creator daily, in restaurants, at home, or in fireworks and plants and on microscopic levels… Beat that Jesus/Budha/Zeus/Mohamed!

  17. 17 - Darwin’sMonkey - Jul 15th, 2008

    I can’t believe my eye… arrhhhh!

  18. 18 - angel - Jul 16th, 2008

    All photo tricks, how come the reflection is not in the water for photo 2. Dont get conned.

  19. 19 - morenita - Aug 17th, 2008

    Let’s get conned for a millisecond of ecstasy. So it goes.

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