Comments on: I have one question for you http://www.venganza.org/2008/07/03/i-have-one-question-for-you/ Sun, 21 Mar 2010 09:55:38 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: plumberbob http://www.venganza.org/2008/07/03/i-have-one-question-for-you/#comment-921211 plumberbob Thu, 04 Feb 2010 21:12:00 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/07/03/i-have-one-question-for-you.htm#comment-921211 @ Anna, By "real", do you mean this?: CHRISTIANITY: the belief that a cosmic Jewish zombie will give you eternal life if you drink his blood and eat his flesh and telepathically tell him he's your master, all because some rib women was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree. MAKES PERFECT SENSE! As believers feel free to make claims about the way the universe works, then they should be challenged on it.  That’s what happens when you make truth claims.  That your claims are hard to back up is unfortunate. You’re free to believe that the moon is made out of green cheese, but being free to believe that, doesn’t require that other people coddle that delusion. Your delusions are not ours to defend, and you do not have the power to force everyone to stop laughing at you, as much as you'd like to be able to do that. And isn't that what this is really about? That churches want to be able to punish you for disrespecting their sacred craziness? Remember that you believe whatever it is that you do believe, because it’s what your parents or priest believe: You and your fictitious god and your book that you can’t read or understand, seriously overestimate your ability to frighten me. It says something about the idiocy of our age that one finds oneself having to come up with new arguments in favor of the thesis that anvils don’t float. RAmen @ Anna,

By “real”, do you mean this?:

CHRISTIANITY: the belief that a cosmic Jewish zombie will give you eternal life if you drink his blood and eat his flesh and telepathically tell him he’s your master, all because some rib women was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
MAKES PERFECT SENSE!

As believers feel free to make claims about the way the universe works, then they should be challenged on it.  That’s what happens when you make truth claims.  That your claims are hard to back up is unfortunate. You’re free to believe that the moon is made out of green cheese, but being free to believe that, doesn’t require that other people coddle that delusion.

Your delusions are not ours to defend, and you do not have the power to force everyone to stop laughing at you, as much as you’d like to be able to do that. And isn’t that what this is really about? That churches want to be able to punish you for disrespecting their sacred craziness?

Remember that you believe whatever it is that you do believe, because it’s what your parents or priest believe:

You and your fictitious god and your book that you can’t read or understand, seriously overestimate your ability to frighten me.

It says something about the idiocy of our age that one finds oneself having to come up with new arguments in favor of the thesis that anvils don’t float.

RAmen

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]]> By: Aethon http://www.venganza.org/2008/07/03/i-have-one-question-for-you/#comment-921027 Aethon Thu, 04 Feb 2010 14:57:41 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/07/03/i-have-one-question-for-you.htm#comment-921027 Honestly, if there was a God I would never bow to anyone who allows the things of this world to happen Honestly, if there was a God I would never bow to anyone who allows the things of this world to happen

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]]> By: CrudOMatic http://www.venganza.org/2008/07/03/i-have-one-question-for-you/#comment-918210 CrudOMatic Thu, 28 Jan 2010 20:39:59 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/07/03/i-have-one-question-for-you.htm#comment-918210 """If you were to die tonight and you found yourself standing before the creator of the universe, the most supreme Being that ever exists (now, this isn’t funny)… and He asked you “why should I let you into my Heaven?” what would you say?""" Oh, Holy Fettuccine, FSM my sweet LORD, when may we partake of your eternal pasta? For my brethren and I are surely famished from our existence on Earth, without your sup! """The issue is not religion but a healthy relationship with the Almighty, creator of the universe.""" Like eating the Body & drinking the Blood of his dead son????? At least FSM's body & blood to devour is his OWN. “”"If you were to die tonight and you found yourself standing before the creator of the universe, the most supreme Being that ever exists (now, this isn’t funny)… and He asked you “why should I let you into my Heaven?” what would you say?”"”

Oh, Holy Fettuccine, FSM my sweet LORD, when may we partake of your eternal pasta? For my brethren and I are surely famished from our existence on Earth, without your sup!

“”"The issue is not religion but a healthy relationship with the Almighty, creator of the universe.”"”

Like eating the Body & drinking the Blood of his dead son????? At least FSM’s body & blood to devour is his OWN.

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]]> By: Garrick McElroy http://www.venganza.org/2008/07/03/i-have-one-question-for-you/#comment-833456 Garrick McElroy Mon, 22 Jun 2009 16:08:30 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/07/03/i-have-one-question-for-you.htm#comment-833456 IF he was real, I'd say "I excersied the free will you gave us, and questioned everything to gain a better understanding of the world around me. If that isn't enough then I don't want to be let into your heaven." Here's to hoping His Noodly Appendage touches you, -GM RAmen If you have any questions about, or just want to discuss the existence of the FSM, you can reach me at kanastag@comcast.net IF he was real, I’d say “I excersied the free will you gave us, and questioned everything to gain a better understanding of the world around me. If that isn’t enough then I don’t want to be let into your heaven.”

Here’s to hoping His Noodly Appendage touches you,
-GM
RAmen

If you have any questions about, or just want to discuss the existence of the FSM, you can reach me at kanastag@comcast.net

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]]> By: Daisyy http://www.venganza.org/2008/07/03/i-have-one-question-for-you/#comment-779409 Daisyy Wed, 08 Apr 2009 12:17:19 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/07/03/i-have-one-question-for-you.htm#comment-779409 i wouldnt say much. coz i'd be dead, and there wouldnt be anyone to say anything to. because god doesnt exist. i wouldnt say much.
coz i’d be dead, and there wouldnt be anyone to say anything to.
because god doesnt exist.

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]]> By: Mike http://www.venganza.org/2008/07/03/i-have-one-question-for-you/#comment-759729 Mike Mon, 16 Mar 2009 23:52:38 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/07/03/i-have-one-question-for-you.htm#comment-759729 What if YOU died and found you had to live for eternity? Think about the wait at the DMV and times that by infinity. Boring right? Eternal life is not all its cracked up to be. What if YOU died and found you had to live for eternity? Think about the wait at the DMV and times that by infinity. Boring right? Eternal life is not all its cracked up to be.

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]]> By: Ernie B. http://www.venganza.org/2008/07/03/i-have-one-question-for-you/#comment-752452 Ernie B. Sun, 08 Mar 2009 02:36:42 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/07/03/i-have-one-question-for-you.htm#comment-752452 But FSM does not care for me to say that, he just shows me the way to the stripper factory. But FSM does not care for me to say that, he just shows me the way to the stripper factory.

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]]> By: The lulz and the lulzy http://www.venganza.org/2008/07/03/i-have-one-question-for-you/#comment-751633 The lulz and the lulzy Fri, 06 Mar 2009 17:28:05 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/07/03/i-have-one-question-for-you.htm#comment-751633 I'd say... "What? I have to take a test? This is sucky. I'll just go to hell." Cuz I'm sure Heath Ledger's there. Previously, I have read many articles and such that tell people to go to hell, and if I can be any judge of this, it is infinitely more preferrable to go to a place that has not only gay politicians, but comic authors and famous musicians. As opposed to heaven, which has to be seriously underpopulated. If god loves us so much, why is there a hell? - I would say, "Why should you not? Don't you love me???? D:" I’d say…
“What? I have to take a test? This is sucky. I’ll just go to hell.” Cuz I’m sure Heath Ledger’s there.

Previously, I have read many articles and such that tell people to go to hell, and if I can be any judge of this, it is infinitely more preferrable to go to a place that has not only gay politicians, but comic authors and famous musicians. As opposed to heaven, which has to be seriously underpopulated.

If god loves us so much, why is there a hell?
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I would say, “Why should you not? Don’t you love me???? D:”

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]]> By: Avery http://www.venganza.org/2008/07/03/i-have-one-question-for-you/#comment-742021 Avery Fri, 20 Feb 2009 00:14:18 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/07/03/i-have-one-question-for-you.htm#comment-742021 well you never implied that the creator was your god in your mail so i am going to just suppose thats what you mean. i would tell him that i deserve to be let into heaven for i have lived a good life i have not killed hurt children or wrongly abused animals and any faults or misdeads i tried to correct i seeked what i thought was the right path with the mind he gave me and if that is wrong i dont know what is right. than if he still would not let me in i would be saddened that he would push me his son away like that and would take my place in hell well you never implied that the creator was your god in your mail so i am going to just suppose thats what you mean.

i would tell him that i deserve to be let into heaven for i have lived a good life i have not killed hurt children or wrongly abused animals and any faults or misdeads i tried to correct i seeked what i thought was the right path with the mind he gave me and if that is wrong i dont know what is right. than if he still would not let me in i would be saddened that he would push me his son away like that and would take my place in hell

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]]> By: Alyson http://www.venganza.org/2008/07/03/i-have-one-question-for-you/#comment-739814 Alyson Sun, 15 Feb 2009 21:48:30 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/07/03/i-have-one-question-for-you.htm#comment-739814 Let's see spend eternity with a smarmy, self-righteous sadistic bastard ....or party in hell with George Carlin and Mohandas Ghandi? I think I'll take the latter. Let’s see spend eternity with a smarmy, self-righteous sadistic bastard ….or party in hell with George Carlin and Mohandas Ghandi? I think I’ll take the latter.

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]]> By: Macta http://www.venganza.org/2008/07/03/i-have-one-question-for-you/#comment-706591 Macta Sat, 20 Dec 2008 08:45:18 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/07/03/i-have-one-question-for-you.htm#comment-706591 I'd ask him,"Why should I worship you? You sent your son out to die you bastard! Where's the logic?" Then I'd probably just lay down and take a nap while he thought that over for the next couple of thousand years... I’d ask him,”Why should I worship you? You sent your son out to die you bastard! Where’s the logic?” Then I’d probably just lay down and take a nap while he thought that over for the next couple of thousand years…

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]]> By: Sqid http://www.venganza.org/2008/07/03/i-have-one-question-for-you/#comment-702836 Sqid Tue, 16 Dec 2008 01:45:22 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/07/03/i-have-one-question-for-you.htm#comment-702836 "If you were to die tonight and you found yourself standing before the creator of the universe, the most supreme Being that ever exists (now, this isn’t funny)… and He asked you “why should I let you into my Heaven?” what would you say?" I would say I believed in what is right and then go eat some invisible pink unicorns and have tea with some flying rainbow monkies. “If you were to die tonight and you found yourself standing before the creator of the universe, the most supreme Being that ever exists (now, this isn’t funny)… and He asked you “why should I let you into my Heaven?” what would you say?”
I would say I believed in what is right and then go eat some invisible pink unicorns and have tea with some flying rainbow monkies.

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]]> By: Ember http://www.venganza.org/2008/07/03/i-have-one-question-for-you/#comment-688434 Ember Sat, 29 Nov 2008 20:46:54 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/07/03/i-have-one-question-for-you.htm#comment-688434 If I were to die, and if there was some guy claiming to be God to meet me, (but this is assuming quite a bit), and if he asked me the question you pose (and, if this 'God' is a Christian god, shouldn't he just let me in cause he loves/has already forgiven me?) I would say this: I don't know, why would I want in your heaven? So that I can be considered among the righteous and just? And why are you asking me- aren't you supposed to know? And if heaven turns out to be just awesome, I would probably say: Well, I tried to live a good life. I wasn't to mean to little children and I didn't abuse animals. I made mistakes and I tried to correct them. And I educated the mind you gave me, while trying to be wise at the same time. And if that didn't get me into that AWESOME HEAVEN, then I wouldn't feel to bad. Because that wouldn't be the 'God' that supposedly awaits me. If I were to die, and if there was some guy claiming to be God to meet me, (but this is assuming quite a bit), and if he asked me the question you pose (and, if this ‘God’ is a Christian god, shouldn’t he just let me in cause he loves/has already forgiven me?) I would say this:

I don’t know, why would I want in your heaven? So that I can be considered among the righteous and just? And why are you asking me- aren’t you supposed to know?

And if heaven turns out to be just awesome, I would probably say:

Well, I tried to live a good life. I wasn’t to mean to little children and I didn’t abuse animals. I made mistakes and I tried to correct them. And I educated the mind you gave me, while trying to be wise at the same time.

And if that didn’t get me into that AWESOME HEAVEN, then I wouldn’t feel to bad. Because that wouldn’t be the ‘God’ that supposedly awaits me.

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]]> By: Prophet of the FSM http://www.venganza.org/2008/07/03/i-have-one-question-for-you/#comment-688260 Prophet of the FSM Sat, 29 Nov 2008 17:33:41 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/07/03/i-have-one-question-for-you.htm#comment-688260 i would simply bitch slap him and then go back to earth. i would simply bitch slap him and then go back to earth.

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]]> By: bob http://www.venganza.org/2008/07/03/i-have-one-question-for-you/#comment-687938 bob Sat, 29 Nov 2008 06:03:50 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/07/03/i-have-one-question-for-you.htm#comment-687938 i would say omg you are real. did you forget about earth? and i do not want in. can i go back to earth now you bore me i would say omg you are real. did you forget about earth? and i do not want in. can i go back to earth now you bore me

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]]> By: Wdabrock http://www.venganza.org/2008/07/03/i-have-one-question-for-you/#comment-684907 Wdabrock Tue, 25 Nov 2008 17:08:12 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/07/03/i-have-one-question-for-you.htm#comment-684907 I would answer His question with this question. "Why would a supreme being such as yourself make humanity and rig the game with Christianity? You made US, not the other way around, right? You threw all these religions out for humans to choose and said "Pick the right one and win an all expenses paid trip to Heaven, or a limited edition Kewpie Doll." Did you do it for your amusement, to watch humanity fight each other over whose belief was the correct one? Admit it, You were the one who made the first humans innocent, so they could be easily deceived, and then You condemn them to death because they were gullible! You let a fucking snake lie to them and therefore damn the whole of the race for their ignorance? What about all those people who didn't know about You and Jesus because they were on another continent? Why should they go to hell because you were too stupid to send a Jesus 2.0 to their part of the globe and school them? Heaven? If you got a rigged game then I don't want play! Keep your exclusionary eternal existence and count me out! At which point He disappears in a puff of smoke and is replaced with the FSM! He burbles: "Well spoken! I wouldn't do that to my creations, I'd never be that mean! Calm down and have a plate of Me; the strippers and beer volcano on your left, you can tell Mr Le`Fete to give you an eye patch and a mug!" I would answer His question with this question.

“Why would a supreme being such as yourself make humanity and rig the game with Christianity? You made US, not the other way around, right? You threw all these religions out for humans to choose and said “Pick the right one and win an all expenses paid trip to Heaven, or a limited edition Kewpie Doll.”
Did you do it for your amusement, to watch humanity fight each other over whose belief was the correct one? Admit it, You were the one who made the first humans innocent, so they could be easily deceived, and then You condemn them to death because they were gullible! You let a fucking snake lie to them and therefore damn the whole of the race for their ignorance? What about all those people who didn’t know about You and Jesus because they were on another continent? Why should they go to hell because you were too stupid to send a Jesus 2.0 to their part of the globe and school them?
Heaven? If you got a rigged game then I don’t want play! Keep your exclusionary eternal existence and count me out!

At which point He disappears in a puff of smoke and is replaced with the FSM! He burbles:
“Well spoken! I wouldn’t do that to my creations, I’d never be that mean! Calm down and have a plate of Me; the strippers and beer volcano on your left, you can tell Mr Le`Fete to give you an eye patch and a mug!”

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]]> By: Jeremy http://www.venganza.org/2008/07/03/i-have-one-question-for-you/#comment-672770 Jeremy Tue, 11 Nov 2008 15:41:11 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/07/03/i-have-one-question-for-you.htm#comment-672770 if God is so almighty, He would be pure logic. if He is pure logic, then He would understand that some people don't believe in something they don't have proof of. I personally don't believe in God, I don't believe the Big Bang theory either. why do you even care what happened billions of years ago. Name me any other animal that cares, for that is all we are: another species to inhabit this planet, who has been lucky enough to develop a brain the size of a water melon and opposable thumbs. I rest my case. if God is so almighty, He would be pure logic.
if He is pure logic, then He would understand that some people don’t believe
in something they don’t have proof of.
I personally don’t believe in God, I don’t believe the Big Bang theory either.
why do you even care what happened billions of years ago.
Name me any other animal that cares, for that is all we are: another species to inhabit this planet, who has been lucky enough to develop a brain the size of a water melon and opposable thumbs.

I rest my case.

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]]> By: donnie http://www.venganza.org/2008/07/03/i-have-one-question-for-you/#comment-664805 donnie Tue, 28 Oct 2008 02:03:25 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/07/03/i-have-one-question-for-you.htm#comment-664805 because I trusted in your only begaten son Jesus the Christ the one and only redeemer for mankind. when I did my best there was still A void in my life but God you sent your spirit to draw me in with love when I surendered what I was,gave myself to your son Jesus he took what I was he changed my way of living im saved from hell not because anything I am ,but because what Jesus is, the supreem sacrifice for my sins.Thank you God for leting me hear your gospel thank you for loving me so much that you gave me your son thank you for drawing me with your love thank you when i surendered you exepted me as unworthy as I am thank you for asuring me of my salvation while I was still on earth its been a joy not fearing this day like I once had. because I trusted in your only begaten son Jesus the Christ the one and only redeemer for mankind. when I did my best there was still A void in my life but God you sent your spirit to draw me in with love when I surendered what I was,gave myself to your son Jesus he took what I was he changed my way of living im saved from hell not because anything I am ,but because what Jesus is, the supreem sacrifice for my sins.Thank you God for leting me hear your gospel thank you for loving me so much that you gave me your son thank you for drawing me with your love thank you when i surendered you exepted me as unworthy as I am thank you for asuring me of my salvation while I was still on earth its been a joy not fearing this day like I once had.

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]]> By: Teh Spag-worshipper (she of the crappy name) http://www.venganza.org/2008/07/03/i-have-one-question-for-you/#comment-662059 Teh Spag-worshipper (she of the crappy name) Fri, 24 Oct 2008 22:20:38 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/07/03/i-have-one-question-for-you.htm#comment-662059 I have this theory that, after Armageddon, we will all be faced with Odin. And he will be laughing at us. And the FSM will be hiding in that big wide-brimmed hat that Odin wears. I've got a sketch of it and everything! I have this theory that, after Armageddon, we will all be faced with Odin. And he will be laughing at us.

And the FSM will be hiding in that big wide-brimmed hat that Odin wears. I’ve got a sketch of it and everything!

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]]> By: auriel http://www.venganza.org/2008/07/03/i-have-one-question-for-you/#comment-649683 auriel Fri, 10 Oct 2008 02:12:23 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/07/03/i-have-one-question-for-you.htm#comment-649683 first thin I'l say is "becus I'm cute(?)" it's useuly work's... if it wont work I'l jast say ther are so meny religes on erth and it is cleer thet non can be right cos if one of them is right then way are all the athers existent?. any way I have one fore you... wat if you die tody and find thet ther is no after life or god or anithin... you jast die and thats it! (egnoring the fuct thet you'r deed and cant feel or think or anythin) wat will you feel? a waste, thts wat you well feel... or worst! wat if you die tody and you stend infrunt of god only to find thet christianety was not the real religien? theers a good chans for it you knoe... woldnt that'l be a shame? first thin I’l say is “becus I’m cute(?)” it’s useuly work’s…
if it wont work I’l jast say ther are so meny religes on erth and it is cleer thet non can be right cos if one of them is right then way are all the athers existent?.

any way I have one fore you… wat if you die tody and find thet ther is no after life or god or anithin… you jast die and thats it! (egnoring the fuct thet you’r deed and cant feel or think or anythin) wat will you feel? a waste, thts wat you well feel…

or worst!
wat if you die tody and you stend infrunt of god only to find thet christianety was not the real religien? theers a good chans for it you knoe… woldnt that’l be a shame?

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