I have one question for you.
If you were to die tonight and you found yourself standing before the creator of the universe, the most supreme Being that ever exists (now, this isn’t funny)… and He asked you “why should I let you into my Heaven?” what would you say?
Remember this: “For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son that whosover believeth in Him, should not perish but have everlasting life” John 3:16 Do not take the risk of perishing in hell for hell is real!! But *focus* on His l-o-v-e!!! For there is a Heaven to gain and a hell to shun. The issue is not religion but a healthy relationship with the Almighty, creator of the universe.Anna
I have one question for you
Published by Bobby Henderson July 3rd, 2008 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 355 Comments
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i wouldnt say much.
coz i’d be dead, and there wouldnt be anyone to say anything to.
because god doesnt exist.
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IF he was real, I’d say “I excersied the free will you gave us, and questioned everything to gain a better understanding of the world around me. If that isn’t enough then I don’t want to be let into your heaven.”
Here’s to hoping His Noodly Appendage touches you,
-GM
RAmen
If you have any questions about, or just want to discuss the existence of the FSM, you can reach me at kanastag@comcast.net
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“”"If you were to die tonight and you found yourself standing before the creator of the universe, the most supreme Being that ever exists (now, this isn’t funny)… and He asked you “why should I let you into my Heaven?” what would you say?”"”
Oh, Holy Fettuccine, FSM my sweet LORD, when may we partake of your eternal pasta? For my brethren and I are surely famished from our existence on Earth, without your sup!
“”"The issue is not religion but a healthy relationship with the Almighty, creator of the universe.”"”
Like eating the Body & drinking the Blood of his dead son????? At least FSM’s body & blood to devour is his OWN.
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Honestly, if there was a God I would never bow to anyone who allows the things of this world to happen
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@ Anna,
By “real”, do you mean this?:
CHRISTIANITY: the belief that a cosmic Jewish zombie will give you eternal life if you drink his blood and eat his flesh and telepathically tell him he’s your master, all because some rib women was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
MAKES PERFECT SENSE!
As believers feel free to make claims about the way the universe works, then they should be challenged on it. That’s what happens when you make truth claims. That your claims are hard to back up is unfortunate. You’re free to believe that the moon is made out of green cheese, but being free to believe that, doesn’t require that other people coddle that delusion.
Your delusions are not ours to defend, and you do not have the power to force everyone to stop laughing at you, as much as you’d like to be able to do that. And isn’t that what this is really about? That churches want to be able to punish you for disrespecting their sacred craziness?
Remember that you believe whatever it is that you do believe, because it’s what your parents or priest believe:
You and your fictitious god and your book that you can’t read or understand, seriously overestimate your ability to frighten me.
It says something about the idiocy of our age that one finds oneself having to come up with new arguments in favor of the thesis that anvils don’t float.
RAmen
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