I have one question for you

Published by Bobby Henderson July 3rd, 2008 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism).

I have one question for you.
If you were to die tonight and you found yourself standing before the creator of the universe, the most supreme Being that ever exists (now, this isn’t funny)… and He asked you “why should I let you into my Heaven?” what would you say?
Remember this: “For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son that whosover believeth in Him, should not perish but have everlasting life” John 3:16 Do not take the risk of perishing in hell for hell is real!! But *focus* on His l-o-v-e!!! For there is a Heaven to gain and a hell to shun. The issue is not religion but a healthy relationship with the Almighty, creator of the universe.

Anna

343 Responses to “I have one question for you”

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341 - November 29th, 2008 at - bob Says:

i would say omg you are real. did you forget about earth? and i do not want in. can i go back to earth now you bore me
342 - November 29th, 2008 at - Prophet of the FSM Says:

i would simply bitch slap him and then go back to earth.
343 - November 29th, 2008 at - Ember Says:

If I were to die, and if there was some guy claiming to be God to meet me, (but this is assuming quite a bit), and if he asked me the question you pose (and, if this ‘God’ is a Christian god, shouldn’t he just let me in cause he loves/has already forgiven me?) I would say this:

I don’t know, why would I want in your heaven? So that I can be considered among the righteous and just? And why are you asking me- aren’t you supposed to know?

And if heaven turns out to be just awesome, I would probably say:

Well, I tried to live a good life. I wasn’t to mean to little children and I didn’t abuse animals. I made mistakes and I tried to correct them. And I educated the mind you gave me, while trying to be wise at the same time.

And if that didn’t get me into that AWESOME HEAVEN, then I wouldn’t feel to bad. Because that wouldn’t be the ‘God’ that supposedly awaits me.

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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American