Mike Brown, if god sent his only begotten son to die for us, such that we would be forgiven(because he knew no better way to forgive us)why was it that he didn’t see to it that some documentary(or written, at least)accounts FROM HIS LIFETIME would be preserved for posterity? Why is it that Paul said nothing about those great miracles? Who wrote the gospels(certainly not the people whose names they carry) and when? Why didn’t they get the story of resurrection straight among themselves? On what grounds were the “apocryphal” gospels rejected? Don’t you think “improbable” is too gnenrous a description for a religion that claims 3 things, with different attributes…are one and the same?
To Bobby: I’d suggest his comment be posted in the Hate Mail section. It would generate a lively debate.
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Jul 17th, 2008
Insightful Ape-Man,
I agree. Mr. Brown does seem to be a bit more of a challenge to debate than most of the other whackos that visit this shrine to FSM.
Please invite Mr. Brown to take up the cross for his fellow Jesus fanatics. My guess is, he’s been well-educated by one of the few churches that actually treat their faith in an intellectual manner and would be a great addition to this site and help those who are on the edge of the pasta bowl to better decide for themselves. Also, a better adversary for those Pastafarians who regularly trounce the fundies (I don’t like the term fundies – there’s nothing fun about them.)
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Einstein -
Dec 22nd, 2008
Damn monster Jesus is cool you suck stupid monster go to the hell maybe there you will be holy!
An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
Indeed Aina, this is sick. Where are his balls?
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Mike Brown, if god sent his only begotten son to die for us, such that we would be forgiven(because he knew no better way to forgive us)why was it that he didn’t see to it that some documentary(or written, at least)accounts FROM HIS LIFETIME would be preserved for posterity? Why is it that Paul said nothing about those great miracles? Who wrote the gospels(certainly not the people whose names they carry) and when? Why didn’t they get the story of resurrection straight among themselves? On what grounds were the “apocryphal” gospels rejected? Don’t you think “improbable” is too gnenrous a description for a religion that claims 3 things, with different attributes…are one and the same?
To Bobby: I’d suggest his comment be posted in the Hate Mail section. It would generate a lively debate.
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Insightful Ape-Man,
I agree. Mr. Brown does seem to be a bit more of a challenge to debate than most of the other whackos that visit this shrine to FSM.
Please invite Mr. Brown to take up the cross for his fellow Jesus fanatics. My guess is, he’s been well-educated by one of the few churches that actually treat their faith in an intellectual manner and would be a great addition to this site and help those who are on the edge of the pasta bowl to better decide for themselves. Also, a better adversary for those Pastafarians who regularly trounce the fundies (I don’t like the term fundies – there’s nothing fun about them.)
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Damn monster Jesus is cool you suck stupid monster go to the hell maybe there you will be holy!
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