this is obviously fack i have no problem with atheists
but
believing in a flying spaghetti monster
now think through this clearly a “god” made out of spaghetti and meatballs… yea doesnt sound so real now does it?and god lets think ariginated in oh well 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
this was thought up out of th blue in 2005
you guys are CRAZY i was alive before this thing it basically copies the bible
Oh and some “All Knowing” deity came out of absolutely no where and made life, the universe, and everyhing just to pit is creations for his own affection? Incompetent fools like yourself should think before you speak.
Oh and some “all knowing” deity appeared out of no where and created life, the universe, and everything just to pit his creations for his own affection? incompetent fools like yourself should think before you speak.
Wait… What?
Does ANYBODY understand what this guy’s saying? Seriously.
What?
Oh, and what does “fack” meaning? Is it some kind of new fangled slang?
It took him 3 years to write THAT?!
“it basically copies the bible”
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We havn’t tried to kill off the entire world population with a flood, burn any villages, stone and people to death or anything of the sort so tell me, just how are we copying the bible? ;)
Hey nameless one who can’t spell. Just what the fuck are you trying to say?
… but it is real.
Judaism was made up out of the blue one day ages after you lot say the world was made.
Modern Christianity was made up out of the blue ages after you lot say Jesus was alive (for the first time).
Pastafarianism, by contrast, came into being as soon as FSM revealed the truth to us, at a time which suited Him: pasta is prevalent, the internet connects the whole world via a web (similar to the web-like network found by adding grated edam to freshly cooked spaghetti), pirate levels are dwindling and stupid religion is taking over from reason.
With this in mind I hope you will see it is not fack after all, but a well timed launch of the best religion in the world since 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 – and that’s one more 0 older than your “God” made out of everything.
Christianity was thought up out of the blue 2000 years ago. back then you could say you saw god and everyone would believe you. every religion is a lot like the ones before it. i hope you are touched by his noodly appendage before it is too late
RAmen