it’s absolutely fucking amazing

Published June 1st, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

it’s absolutely fucking amazing to see that there is another person out there making money off of something that isn’t worth the five minutes of your life you wasted reading the piece of shit non the less hard earned fucking money. Let me start off by saying how I heard of this garbage website, I heard it from a friend who is a raging atheist (just like the cock sucker who made this website) and laughed at relgion and they’re beliefs (faggot fucking maker of website) and I was so shocked at how stupid he sounded (cum dumpster maker of the website) that I actually looked it up and found this… I literally could have punched my little sister in the head until she became a fucking vegtable and then given her a keyboard and a website and she could have created something wittier than this. GREAT we get it you think religion is stupid thats awesome man I’m really happy for you but to take it to the point where instead of making a cartoon and putting it on a website you made an entire website devoted to a joke which to begin with wasn’t even that funny. And I think the people I hate more than I hate you are the people who actually pay money for the products you’ve produced in order to sell and make money because you are unemployed and therefore have no income that’s great were giving this prick money to sit on his ass and take pictures of the clouds saying it looks like the flying spaghetti monster… your an idiot. Don’t get me wrong I understand where you are coming from but the fact is you go beyond keeping it as just an internet joke (which is bad enoph) by sending that letter to an actual fucking school like it really should be taught, great it’s really funny I’m sure you get a kick out of how you got somebody who is actually employed to waste time reading a bunch of bullshit that must make you feel good. Heres a thought instead of talking shit about religion how about you go out and try to explain the insane gaps there are in evolution and why it’s creator ended up not believing it… yeah but religious people are idiots for devoting there life to serving god and helping people. I literally hope that satan himself comes up from hell and fist fucks you while taking bits of your face with a pair of tweezers and actually eating the little bits of face like they are little pieces of sushi…
-Michael



276 Responses to “it’s absolutely fucking amazing”

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  1. FSM Follower says:

    Please define these words for me:
    Atheist(Like an Athiest, maybe?)
    Relgion
    Vegtable
    Enoph
    Please and Thank You :)

    “yeah but religious people are idiots”
    he said it, not me.

    Is it just me, or are these oxymorons or whatever?
    “devoting there life to serving god and helping people.”
    “hope that satan himself comes up from hell and fist fucks you while taking bits of your face with a pair of tweezers and actually eating the little bits of face like they are little pieces of sushi…”

    I love Christians.

  2. Bootstrap says:

    Oh boy, I thought I would browse the old hate mail, and lookie what I found! I am so compelled to respond to this, and though I doubt the likelihood, deep down I hope you see this.

    Alright, let’s chat. First, I’m going to need you to wipe all that foam off your face, which is a direct result of the rabid disease you indubitably contracted from a gofer while you were violently forcing yourself upon it sexually.

    Michael, my good man, do you know what hypocrisy is? Let me give you an example: when you take on a religious stance, say that religious people help others, and then wish something completely unhelpful upon someone, like a fist in their ass, you are being a hypocrite.

    Really, your violent nature is alarming, I can only assume that such is a result from some deep concealed self loathing you possess. Based upon your numerous rude comments on homosexuality (which this site has nothing to do with whatsoever) one would assume that you are in fact, a closeted homosexual, pressured into hiding and showing hatred towards homosexuality in a futile attempt to make yourself look hetero. As they say, he who smelt it dealt it, or in your case, he who points the finger, likes the finger. But that’s okay, you’ll feel better and we’ll taunt you less if you just man up and put on a skirt.

    The creativity you display in violence (and that is the only area where you possess creativity, believe me) shows that you’re prone to being convicted for some heinous crime in the near future, probably a sex crime, probably committed against a family member, probably while crying, and probably at someone’s birthday party.

    So in conclusion, feel the love of His Noodly Appendage, for He accepts those of all colors, nationalities, and personal preferences. After all did He not make it so? Do not hate the cum dumpster, but becum (if you will allow that pun) the dumpster, it’s alright with us. Hurry up and convert before you give your cousin a reason to visit the abortion clinic, take long and often unneeded showers, and attain psychiatric care.

    May the Sauce Be With You

  3. nylon us flags says:

    Keep functioning ,terrific job!

  4. Baron of Bergland says:

    I hope you realize there are FAR more people making MUCH more money off of the bible than Bobby is with this website.

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