I can’t believe that you are buying into this.

Published June 5th, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

I can’t believe that you are buying into this. This was only created three years ago. If people actually read the Bible and got insight and understanding from the author instead of trying to get meaning from it on their own they would know what it truly means. God knows what He is talking about. Just read the law in the old testament and you will see that science was proven even before the scientists proved it to be true. God has created mankind. We were created with something called a free will. We can believe and do what we want to do but our main purpose and goal should be to please God our creator because He created us and He is the one who knows us best.

The reason why the world is experiencing these fatlities is because it is full of sin and disobedience towards God. Since the time of Adam and Eve’s separation from God, because of satan’s deception, He has been redeeming His people back to Himself. The children of Israel, God’s chosen people, turned their back on God many times and fell away from His commands but He continually gave them chance after chance after chance to remain in right relationship with Himself. Finally He sent Jesus, His son, to be the final sacrifice. Jesus was an innocent man who died the cruelest death on the cross, a death for criminals. The great thing though is that He did not stay dead. He defeated death and rose again on the third day. Jesus is the only way to God the Father now. “I am the way the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father but by believing in my name.” “Jesus did not come into the world to condemn the world but to save the world.” I think that people don’t want to believe in God becuase there are consequences for their actions and if they don’t believe that there are consequences that they will feel better about what they do. Negligence isn’t going to keep you out of Hell. If you believe in Jesus and His claims, and desire to be transformed onto the likeness of Him, you will be. He has the power to change lives if they are willing to surrender to His will rather than pursuing our own fleshly sinful selfish ambitions. The trick is to know what is TRUTH.

-Christian



184 Responses to “I can’t believe that you are buying into this.”

  1. MeatLoafFan says:

    Do you read what you say before you publish it?

    Take this memorable quote:

    “God has created mankind. We were created with something called a free will. We can believe and do what we want to do but our main purpose and goal should be to please God our creator”

    So, God gave us the power of choice, purely so that we may choose to serve him. Would it not be simpler to command us to obey instead of giving us the option (if that was the intent)?

    You also imply that God is the author of the Bible (both the Old and New Testament). The Old Testament is said to have been written by God. However, the New Testament was written by MEN, not God. That is an undisputed fact. In fact, the New Testament was written based on various accounts by a heavily prejudiced council.

    Have you ever heard of the “Gospel of Thomas”? It was a collection of sayings of Jesus that were recorded by Thomas. Why haven’t you heard of it? Because it was left out in the writing of the New Testament by that council. What about the “Gospel of Judas”? It too did not make the cut, maybe because it didn’t spur hatred towards Judaism as much as some of the other ones.

    Quote the Old Testament as being God’s words as much as you want, but do not say that the New Testament is God’s words. You believe that to punish us for our many sins, God sent his son to educate us, he then proceeded to walk on water, turn water into wine, then after he died came back to life. And the only proof you offer is text written some 2,000 years ago by MEN, based on the conclusions drawn by other MEN.

    I can’t believe you bought into that crap.

  2. rich says:

    The bible’s “author”, huh? Interesting.

    I’ve read the old testament. There’s some seriously sick shit in there!

  3. CaptainSnufflepuss says:

    Their is no more proof that god exists more than the flying sgaphetti monster exists. The only proof of christianity is blind faith in a book written by men with no proof. How do you know that the flying spaghetti monster isn’t just fooling you?

  4. Just a kid says:

    The Truth?
    i have nothing against people with religions. but people like you who try to convince other people that your religion is the truth pisses me off. Let those people believe in their spaghetti monster. Atleast that thing doesnt need’s churchs all over the place that costs tons of money
    Stick to your bible and leave other religions alone.

    Hell only exists for those who believe in it

    Be Wise, Think about things. Seek and answer , not blind faith.

  5. Jamie says:

    And Christianity is only 2000 something years old. The pagan religions that Christianity has tried so hard to stomp out through history have been around MUCH longer than that. And I’m sorry, but if you are willing to call what’s written in a 2000 year old book that had chapters chosen and thrown out by a committee of men the “Truth”, then I feel bad for you. I prefer to actually think, and decide for myself, rather than just take a book at face value. Who says the Quran isn’t the correct way? Or the Book of Mormon’s? Or the teachings of Buddha?

  6. Nick says:

    It’s hilarious that Christians pick up their Bible and quote mindless scripture whenever they want to make a point. Why don’t you just tell us the simple, straightforward truth to Christianity? Tell us your attitude towards people who are different from you, and don’t hide your true feelings in repetitive verse. Do you always fall back on a poetic book because you are well aware that if you make your claims and demands clear, people will not be impressed? I think that you know that if you just tell us the truth about your feelings–”you are wrong. I am right. Be like me or burn,” people won’t follow you. You say that it’s just the truth, but it sounds an awfully lot like you just want to control people.

  7. Nick says:

    I can’t believe that you are buying into this. This was created 2000 years ago & you are still reading it? If people actually read the FSM Gospel and got insight and understanding from the author instead of trying to get meaning from it on their own they would know what it truly means. The FSM knows what He is talking about. Just read the gospel and you will see that science was proven even before the scientists proved it to be true. FSM has created mankind. We were created with something called a free will. We can believe and do what we want to do but our main purpose and goal should be to praise the FSM as noble pirates! Because He created us and He is the one who knows us best.

    The reason why the world is experiencing these disasters is because it is full of sin and disobedience towards FSM. Since the time of the early migits, we gave the FSM second thoughts, because of our gluttony over the delicious breadsticks, He has been redeeming His people back to Himself. The great pirates of old, the FSM’s chosen people, turned their back on Him many times and fell away from His commands but He continually gave them chance after chance after chance to remain in right relationship with Himself. Finally He sent Mosey to free the pirates from the toils of unjust labor. The FSM proved to be an angry adversary, delivering disastrous plagues to the chef Phil. The great thing though is that He did not stay angry. His mercy was revealed again on Mount Salsa. The FSM is the only true way to Heaven, yet He Himself said: “If people don’t believe in me, thats ok.” The FSM is not an evil force in the world but to is a tolerant force, who may indeed save the world. I think that people don’t want to believe in FSM becuase they like to control people and if they believe that there is an intolerant god on their side, that they will feel better about what they do. Using God’s name to justify intolerance isn’t going to keep you out of Hell. If you believe in the FSM and His claims, and desire to be transformed onto the likeness of Him, you will be. He has the power to change lives if they are willing to surrender to His will rather than pursuing our own fleshly sinful selfish ambitions. The trick is to know what is TRUTH.

  8. Cheesus333 says:

    Being crucified isn’t the cruellest death.

    Being impaled by infinite spikes, set on fire and pushed under a tank is the cruellest death. Also while being mauled by tigers and having scorpions thrown at you. And being laughed at. And naked.

    Thankfully, to my knowledge noone has had to suffer this.

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