For those who think

Published June 14th, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

For those who think that the “invisible Pink unicorn” is made up and would rather believe in the “FSM”, try to see the simularity of the stupidity of these two “religions” cos i truly think that the people of today have completelly gone out of their fucking minds! AARRH!
surely you’ve got to be a retard to believe this crap!

What i’m saying is that the design of this “FSM” looks like two testicles with lots of tentacles! what perv came up with that picture? it’s grossly indignifying to man kind!!!!
-gkerr



134 Responses to “For those who think”

  1. Blibbly-blob says:

    It’s called “taking the piss”

  2. memnox2020 says:

    Hi “pastafarians”!
    is it just me or is it quiet!
    oh! its cos ive got “pasta” in my mind!
    you guys are odd!
    HECK! so am i!

  3. pete says:

    You are insulting both our god and his followers. You are very lucky our religion is a relaxed and peaceful one, otherwise you would have been burned alive, stoned, or put in jail.

  4. mentos says:

    Memnox, the difference is that we’re acting weird in a funny way to make a point. You’re just a moron.

  5. Gman says:

    wait, and worshiping a 2000 year old carpenter, who was an illegitimate child (which, i think, is not allowed) makes more sense? In fact, his birthday is unknown, Christmas was picked to please other religions (because without Christmas Christianity couldn’t compete with quanza or hanukka)

    from where i stand an invisible pink unicorn makes more sense than an invisible old geezer who is a rip off of Zeus, and i don’t believe in the invisible pink unicorn!

    So,

  6. plumberbob says:

    @ – memnox2020 #120,
    The ‘whole “SATIN” thing’? Do you mean the fabric, woven with a shiny front and dull back, usually silk?

    Come on now; Read The Open Letter and the “About” tab. You’ll find that the theology is satire, and the goal of keeping religion from public school science curricula is very serious.

    Do a little work before you post, and you won’t look like one of the little children who are the hate mailers.

    RAmen

  7. When does the bus to hell leave? I have my ticket... says:

    Why do the fanatics all have such horrible grammar and spelling skills?

  8. Princess Psycho says:

    Mmmm shouldn’t you be surfing the porn sites instead either that or reading such literary classics as “Spot finds out about Irony” and “Robert and Jame deconstruct western theological attitudes and become Pastafarians as it’s a less trouble and the beer volcano sounds really cool”. I was under the impression that the FSM was about taking the piss if you haven’t figured that one out yet there is a massive chasm in your education, still looking at the grammar I would suspect that was the case.

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