Stuffed knit FSM

Published by Bobby Henderson June 30th, 2008 in arts and crafts and General FSM news.

This amazing knitted FSM was made by Pastafarian Kathrina.

I was inspired by his Noodly Greatness to cast an image of him as a Birthday Gift for a member of your community here at the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

I searched about the closets and cupboards for fine gold with which I could create a proper tribute to his Wonder, but alas I was unable to find any.

I did, however, locate a great deal of yarn. And so I set about to form a fitting likeness.

You can find more spectacular images on Kathrina’s Flickr Set.

For those among you also skilled in the ways of yarn and small, sharp, pointy sticks, you may find directions to create your very own stuffed FSM here:

Stuffed FSM knitting instructions

15 Responses to “Stuffed knit FSM”

1 - June 30th, 2008 at - Stephanie Says:

Excellent!
2 - June 30th, 2008 at - a sarcastic wench Says:

that is so awesome. I bow to your crafting ability and will be making one of my own.
3 - June 30th, 2008 at - Benji Says:

mmm… beer…
4 - June 30th, 2008 at - BlackBard Says:

Yarrr Kathrina. ‘Tis truly a wondrous vision of our Noodly Master thy hands hath wrought.
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RAmen
5 - June 30th, 2008 at - Todd W. Smith Says:

Holy crap! I know that statue! That’s the statue of Herman B Wells here on the IU campus.

It’s good to know that I’m going to university with a fellow Pastafarian.
6 - June 30th, 2008 at - Kathrina Says:

Yes… and you will notice that his Noodly Greatness is drinking Bloomington Brewing Company Ale at Lennie’s. He would of course only drink fine locally crafted beer. (He likes Upland Beer too)
7 - June 30th, 2008 at - Donna Says:

Excellent! Other Bloomington pastafarians! The next time I’m communing with Herman B. or enjoying the finely crafted ales of our local brewpubs, I shall keep an eyestalk peeled for His Divine Noodlyness. RAmen
8 - July 1st, 2008 at - Cappy Caine Says:

A truly blessed communion - Him, you and beer.

If only our Christian friends would allow themselves to be touched by his noodly appendage, we could all share in the sudsy goodness.

RAmen
9 - July 2nd, 2008 at - Pastafarian Wolf Says:

This is truely awesome! You should sell these! I’d love to buy one for my FSM Shrine!

RAmen
10 - July 4th, 2008 at - Greg Says:

I want nine of them.
11 - July 5th, 2008 at - Noodles in soy sauce Says:

So, where can I enroll in FSM theology 101?, how many credits would I get? :)
12 - July 5th, 2008 at - mike Says:

are these mass produced if so can I get one I know my sleep patterns will get better if only the greatfsm nestled in my arms RAmen
13 - July 9th, 2008 at - Robert Kyle Katic Says:

These should be mass-produced and sold here at venganza.org I am a father and beleive there could be no healthier toy for my young son to play with.
-As I behold they Carby Greatness I weep, for I have no cheese.
14 - July 9th, 2008 at - Ayu-chan Says:

*jealousy*

THAT KICKS ASS!
15 - July 12th, 2008 at - tiezep Says:

ugh. I wish I knew how to knit now :(
dude if you sold those I would totally buy one, RAmen

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