this is obviously fack

Published by Bobby Henderson June 14th, 2008 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism).

this is obviously fack i have no problem with atheists
but
believing in a flying spaghetti monster
now think through this clearly a “god” made out of spaghetti and meatballs… yea doesnt sound so real now does it?

and god lets think ariginated in oh well 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

this was thought up out of th blue in 2005
you guys are CRAZY i was alive before this thing it basically copies the bible

114 Responses to “this is obviously fack”

1. 101 - July 13th, 2008 at - iKNOWwhereIMAgonnaGOwhentheBEERvolcanoBLOWS Says:
   
   

   Ah the recently discovered 11th commandment. Thou shalt not spell well. I must have quit reading my bible in disgust before it got to all the fun stuff that FSM copied from it.

2. 102 - July 14th, 2008 at - PaulB --Anglican Church of the FSM Says:
   
   

   What could be more real than spaghetti and meatballs?
   Praise the FSM

3. 103 - July 15th, 2008 at - jesse Says:
   
   

   Hmmmmm….what i think is “fack” is his elementary school teachers license for teaching. shouldnt this guy be doing something more progressive with his time, like coloring or learning too “read good”?

   FSM bless you
   R-ahmen

4. 104 - July 17th, 2008 at - John Says:
   
   

   Alright, asshole, now lets think this through from our perspective! You believe in a Holy Ghost! Ohhh… scary! Have you actually seen a ghost before?! NO! I don’t think so! And even if you did see one, I suspect it would haunt you or try to butt rape you! Fat chance that it would be holy. Haven’t you ever seen a movie? Ghosts are scary, NOT holy! Holy crap, you must be stupid. And for your information, I have actually seen spaghetti and meatballs before! So let’s reason this through, here. Do we A) believe in something we have never seen before and cannot rationally exist or B) believe in something we have seen before and absolutely know to exist. I choose the tasty spaghetti as the one and only god!

   Preach to someone else, dickwad. Because, here, you are obviously fack!

5. 105 - July 18th, 2008 at - Manda Says:
   
   

   What the hell is fack? Does he mean fuck or fact? Pick one. One thing i do know is “fack” is that this person is obviously so illiterate and grammatically incorrect that I just about had a seizure trying to read his tirade. Although his argument is obviously and undeniably compelling and well thought-out, somehow I get the feeling that this person has suffered some serious head trauma or is an unfortunate product of incest. Either way, I will be sure to offer gifts at my altar to the Great Noodley One to intercede for this poor soul and his questionable sanity.
   RAmen.

6. 106 - July 18th, 2008 at - Jessay Says:
   
   

   *smacks head on the wall* Wow. Wowwieewowwow. In the words of South Park dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb

7. 107 - July 18th, 2008 at - Janeen Says:
   
   

   I do not believe in your god, just as you do not believe in mine, but I don’t go around posting offensive illiterate topics on religious pages. Why hold such contempt for those who do not agree with you? Are they hurting you at all?

   Pro-tip: if you want to trash talk other religions… do it on a forum for people who still haven’t realized it would be against their holy scriptures think for themselves. Stay away from that tree of knowlege… its a killer.

8. 108 - July 18th, 2008 at - most intolerant Says:
   
   

   Speeling iz a seckuler art we e-leetist krischin types have no need 4. It gitz in the way uv us teling yu how bad yu r and how we halve the ansers.

9. 109 - August 4th, 2008 at - Jayd & Justine Says:
   
   

   FSM forever!
   We find all hate mail funny, but the ones that use incorrect grammar and spelling are HILARIOUS How about you go fack yourself?
   If you wanna see something REALLY stupid, go look in a mirror.
   Love ya! Peace.

10. 110 - August 14th, 2008 at - Liony Goodness Says:
    
    

    Dictionary.com found this reference for FACK. Apparently it’s an acronym, meaning:
    ** FACK Full Acknowledge

    I Fack (fully acknowledge) that spaghetti tastes better than communion wafers and pirates are sexier than priests. Whoohooo, pass the pasta. Ramen

11. 111 - August 19th, 2008 at - Fartoholic Says:
    
    

    Actually, Jesus originated in 00000000000000000000000000000

12. 112 - August 26th, 2008 at - Bob Says:
    
    

    Surely I’m not the only one that sees the irony in believing in a god but having a problem with how he looks? Or rather, disbelieving in said god because of how he looks, not any of those other “miracles” he may or may not have performed, not the all-seeing all-knowing, not the generous contributions to the collection plate for a building which lacks electricity and running water (as well as no property taxes), no its about him looking just a bit too strange for my liking. Surely if the devil is tall, red, with high eyebrows, hooves, and a pitch fork then God, being his opposite, should be short, blue with low soft eyebrows, rounded feet, and a small cylindrical object. Now I ask you unbeliever, which sounds less “real”; the FSM with its long omnipotent tenticles to help and create the far reaches of the universe, or little ol’ Papa Smurf?

13. 113 - October 24th, 2008 at - Teh Spag-worshipper (she of the crappy name) Says:
    
    

    God originated in the year 0?

    So he really has only been around for 2008 years?

14. 114 - October 24th, 2008 at - Teh Spag-worshipper (she of the crappy name) Says:
    
    

    @ Bob

    That’s it. You win the interwebz.

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