this is obviously fack i have no problem with atheists
but
believing in a flying spaghetti monster
now think through this clearly a “god” made out of spaghetti and meatballs… yea doesnt sound so real now does it?and god lets think ariginated in oh well 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
this was thought up out of th blue in 2005
you guys are CRAZY i was alive before this thing it basically copies the bible
Connect
Contribute
The Church of the FSM is always looking for content. Details here
Support the Cause
The Church is funded entirely by your purchases of FSM merchandise. Thank you for your support.
Send Holiday Propaganda e-Cards
FSM Poster Shop
Purchase the Gospel
An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
Purchase from Amazon.com
Give
Propaganda Buttons
Add these buttons to your site:
Me
Bobby's Blog
Contact Bobby: Contact Me
Support the Arts:
Miscellaneous
Ah the recently discovered 11th commandment. Thou shalt not spell well. I must have quit reading my bible in disgust before it got to all the fun stuff that FSM copied from it.
Like or Dislike:
1 
0
What could be more real than spaghetti and meatballs?
Praise the FSM
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Hmmmmm….what i think is “fack” is his elementary school teachers license for teaching. shouldnt this guy be doing something more progressive with his time, like coloring or learning too “read good”?
FSM bless you
R-ahmen
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Alright, asshole, now lets think this through from our perspective! You believe in a Holy Ghost! Ohhh… scary! Have you actually seen a ghost before?! NO! I don’t think so! And even if you did see one, I suspect it would haunt you or try to butt rape you! Fat chance that it would be holy. Haven’t you ever seen a movie? Ghosts are scary, NOT holy! Holy crap, you must be stupid. And for your information, I have actually seen spaghetti and meatballs before! So let’s reason this through, here. Do we A) believe in something we have never seen before and cannot rationally exist or B) believe in something we have seen before and absolutely know to exist. I choose the tasty spaghetti as the one and only god!
Preach to someone else, dickwad. Because, here, you are obviously fack!
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
What the hell is fack? Does he mean fuck or fact? Pick one. One thing i do know is “fack” is that this person is obviously so illiterate and grammatically incorrect that I just about had a seizure trying to read his tirade. Although his argument is obviously and undeniably compelling and well thought-out, somehow I get the feeling that this person has suffered some serious head trauma or is an unfortunate product of incest. Either way, I will be sure to offer gifts at my altar to the Great Noodley One to intercede for this poor soul and his questionable sanity.
RAmen.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
*smacks head on the wall* Wow. Wowwieewowwow. In the words of South Park dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
I do not believe in your god, just as you do not believe in mine, but I don’t go around posting offensive illiterate topics on religious pages. Why hold such contempt for those who do not agree with you? Are they hurting you at all?
Pro-tip: if you want to trash talk other religions… do it on a forum for people who still haven’t realized it would be against their holy scriptures think for themselves. Stay away from that tree of knowlege… its a killer.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Speeling iz a seckuler art we e-leetist krischin types have no need 4. It gitz in the way uv us teling yu how bad yu r and how we halve the ansers.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
FSM forever!
We find all hate mail funny, but the ones that use incorrect grammar and spelling are HILARIOUS How about you go fack yourself?
If you wanna see something REALLY stupid, go look in a mirror.
Love ya! Peace.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Dictionary.com found this reference for FACK. Apparently it’s an acronym, meaning:
** FACK Full Acknowledge
I Fack (fully acknowledge) that spaghetti tastes better than communion wafers and pirates are sexier than priests. Whoohooo, pass the pasta. Ramen
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Actually, Jesus originated in 00000000000000000000000000000
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Surely I’m not the only one that sees the irony in believing in a god but having a problem with how he looks? Or rather, disbelieving in said god because of how he looks, not any of those other “miracles” he may or may not have performed, not the all-seeing all-knowing, not the generous contributions to the collection plate for a building which lacks electricity and running water (as well as no property taxes), no its about him looking just a bit too strange for my liking. Surely if the devil is tall, red, with high eyebrows, hooves, and a pitch fork then God, being his opposite, should be short, blue with low soft eyebrows, rounded feet, and a small cylindrical object. Now I ask you unbeliever, which sounds less “real”; the FSM with its long omnipotent tenticles to help and create the far reaches of the universe, or little ol’ Papa Smurf?
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
God originated in the year 0?
So he really has only been around for 2008 years?
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
@ Bob
That’s it. You win the interwebz.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
FIRST PERSON OLDER THAN 4! yea!
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Fack?
Like or Dislike:
1 
0