wtf this is a bunch of bullshit. why would you believe in spaghetti creating man?? and why would heaven have beer and strippers??? this is shit. some guy just randomly thought: “oh spaghetti is so good. it must be god.” i mean what the fuck?! jesus is real and i dont care what you guys think. you deny him, you’ll all burn in hell for eternity. so have fun!!
-JIR
Yes, because believing in a carpenter that lived over 2000 years ago and was the son of god and magic because of that, even though according to god we are all his children, makes ever so much more sense.
JIR, you know you want strippers and beer in heaven. Would you rather have that or sing “Amazing Grace” for all eternity? I’ll take the beer and strippers and you can go to choir practice.
“wtf this is a bunch of bullshit.”
It clearly states, ‘Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.’ What so you think this is, a website praising the Invisble Pink Unicorn?
“why would you believe in spaghetti creating man??”
A couple of reasons. First, you want to increase the chance you go to heaven, like in all religions. Second, you like the idea of this religion. I’ll leave it to other to find more reason, though I suspect this is sufficent.
“and why would heaven have beer and strippers???”
Because it’s heaven, obviously.
“this is shit.”
Thank you.
“some guy just randomly thought: “oh spaghetti is so good. it must be god.””
Actually, it was more like, “I think ID being talk in science classes is stupid, let’s make a parody religion to show everybody how stupid it is.”
“i mean what the fuck?!”
I think I just answered that.
“jesus is real and i dont care what you guys think.”
The only reason that we care what you think is that it’s an amuzing read.
“you deny him, you’ll all burn in hell for eternity.”
Your jesus dude must have been a very nice fellow, considering how he treats fellows who deny him.
“so have fun!!”
Thank you again.
I’ll leave it to other people to correct your grammar.
It’s a sad day indeed when people are in denial over the fact that their heaven is really kindof boring.
wtf this is a bunch of bullshit. -why is it?
why would you believe in spaghetti creating man?? -why wouldn’t we?
and why would heaven have beer and strippers??? -why wouldn’t it?
this is shit. – why is it?
some guy just randomly thought: “oh spaghetti is so good. it must be god.” -why wouldn’t it?
i mean what the fuck?! jesus is real and i dont care what you guys think. -why would you? (btw this message would indicate otherwise)
you deny him, you’ll all burn in hell for eternity. -why would we?
so have fun!! (first nice thing, too bad it’s in the very the last)
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see what I did there? It’s called critical thinking, you mabe want try it some day
If I believed in heaven, you’d better fucking believe there’d be beer. Lots of it, micro-brewed, mostly ales, and you never get the spins or throw it up.
As for strippers, I’d like to think that at least some of them would make it to heaven.
Love thy neighbour? I’ll see you in that fire lake then, bud. ;)
“some guy just randomly thought”
Oh… the irony.