WHO EVER MADE THIS CHRUCH IS A COCK SUCKING MOTHER FUCKER WHO IS GOING TO BURN IN HELL FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I MAY BE A CHRISTIAN, IM OKAY WITH OTHER RELIGONS THAT MAKE SENSE, BUT A FUCKING FLYING SPEGETTI MONSTER IS JUST FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!1
-ihabd
Whoever made this church abuses their mother and is going to suffer stale beer forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I may be pastafarian, I’m okay with other religions that make sense, but a ghost who impregnated a virgin, died, came back as a zombie and ascended into the sky is just fucking stupid!!!!!!!!!!!!
Think before you speak
RAmen
Please, if you find a religion that makes sense, let me know.
RAmen.
Ahem… LEARN ABOUT WHAT YOU’RE READING BEFORE YOU JUDGE! YOU ARE ONE OF MANY OTHER CHRISTIANS WHO DO THE SAME THING AND YOU’RE STARTING TO MAKE ME MAD! YOU DON’T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THIS RELIGION! WE HAVE MORE PROOF THAN YOURS! Caps lock is a great way to get noticed :D
Here’s to hoping His Noodly Appendage touches you,
-GM
RAmen
If you have any questions about, or just want to discuss the existence of the FSM, you can reach me at kanastag@comcast.net
I would gladly take hell with my fellow Pastafarians over being in heaven with you and your bigoted, egotistical god and friends.
“WHO EVER MADE THIS CHRUCH (needless insult) IS GOING TO BURN IN HELL FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Bring it on, I’d rather rot in hell, a good, honest, intelligent thinking man, than go to heaven a lying, bigoted sheep.