Simply put your a fuck-nut. This icon you have
created will burn for eternity in hell with you. You
soulless bastard child. I know God created me but I
think you were created when a homeless asshole
masturbated into a dumpster and it was hit by
lightning, a little Bobby crawled from the garbage and
would latter fill the heads of children with stupid
SHIT! I hope you chop your dick off so you cant
procreate. I shit on your faith in this delicious
Italian God. I have given up eating spaghetti.
-Thom
Lulz, no stupider s*** than that which the christianity fills the childrens’ heads with and promotes. You’re an obvious testament that. Assuming your theory is true, wouldn’t that have all been part of god’s divine plan? I don’t think Jebus would approve of you blasting someone for something which is his dad’s fault to begin with. I don’t think he would approve of mentally retarded hate rants either. Oh well.
Now, why are the angriest ones also the stupidest? First of all, it’s “you’re” not “your”, but why can’t you put all of that “creativity” and energy into examining your own faith? You’re the ones who believe that you need to wash babies because thousands of years ago, a rib woman was tricked into eating from a magic tree by a talking snake. That’s exactly what babtism and “original sin” are… silly, antiquated traditions and ideas dreamed up by superstitious bronze-age tribesmen.
Scott
christians… so hostile and dont see the point…. may his noodley appendage touch you and make u see the sauce… Ramen
I don’t understand why our fellow theists are so hostile toward us. I really don’t. They seem to hate us even more than they hate atheists.
It’s almost as if it is more important to believe in the right god than to believe in a god.
And yet another loving Christian.
Judge not, and you’re pretty sexy when you’re mad, Thom.
Simply put, you’re terrible when it comes to writing.
What’s amazing about this is you hurt your own cause. You just reaffirmed my belief that there is no argument against our God that uses logic, not to mention a mastery of the english language any beyond that of a 3rd grader..
Have a wonderful day Thom.
How do you “know” God created you?
I’m prettty sure that this hate mail is a troll, prolly another fellow pastafarian looking for some lulz. Especially with the last line, that just screams of trolling. I doubt that this is an angry Christian. :P
“Simply put your a fuck-nut.”
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Simply put my a fuck-nut where?
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St John the Blasphemist
Saint of Sentence Fragments