Simply put your a fuck-nut. This icon you have
created will burn for eternity in hell with you. You
soulless bastard child. I know God created me but I
think you were created when a homeless asshole
masturbated into a dumpster and it was hit by
lightning, a little Bobby crawled from the garbage and
would latter fill the heads of children with stupid
SHIT! I hope you chop your dick off so you cant
procreate. I shit on your faith in this delicious
Italian God. I have given up eating spaghetti.
-Thom
Shut up, you communist Nazi Jew. Go back to Canada.
Thom is clearly a mature intelligent person who has carefully balanced the arguements surrounding Gods existence.
Have we formed a missionary group yet? While we don’t really need to preach conversion there is a clear need to go to the Xtian enclaves and teach spelling (although this poor lost soul managed “procreate” he lost points on contractions).
Thom: send your address, I’ll rush you a copy of The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, primer version. In just a few short weeks you’ll be writing words like “Arrrgh” and “RAmen”. When you get your reading skills up to par the true bliss of His Noodliness will make you a much calmer person. It’ll (It will, excuse me) surprise you how calm you will be when you find the right god.
Your typical loving, tolerant, and friendly evangelist.
Thank you henderbob! You have opened my eyes! Bobby Henderson was, according to you, a virgin birth! Just like Jesus! All hail Bobby and his good news!
1: Is not lightning controlled by “God” according to the Xtian religion?
2: If you find pasta delicious, why stop eating it?
3: not everyone named thomas thinks like that… Just in case… So I can protect my good name… ARGH!!
RAmen!
-Cap’m RedTom
Wow… I thought the Christian religion was supposed to be a loving and kind religion? A religion that opens its’ arms to people?
Well, Thom, you’ve readily proved that the Christian Church has some serious issues it needs to deal with.
And, I also thought [well USED to think] that Christians frowned upon foul language. -claps- Well done for showing me the real deal about how you think.
Also, thank you for re-enforcing my love for the Church of the FSM, because “simply put”, you’ve showed us all that it doesn’t get any better than His Holy Noodliness.
Dude!!?? You kiss your god with that mouth??