Simply put your a fuck-nut

Published May 24th, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

Simply put your a fuck-nut. This icon you have
created will burn for eternity in hell with you. You
soulless bastard child. I know God created me but I
think you were created when a homeless asshole
masturbated into a dumpster and it was hit by
lightning, a little Bobby crawled from the garbage and
would latter fill the heads of children with stupid
SHIT! I hope you chop your dick off so you cant
procreate. I shit on your faith in this delicious
Italian God. I have given up eating spaghetti.
-Thom



193 Responses to “Simply put your a fuck-nut”

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  1. Ntcommie says:

    I doubt Jesus ever used such imagery.

  2. Dane says:

    Way to leave us hanging. Where do you want meto “simply put” my fucknut? You can’t leave me like this!

  3. Teh Spag-worshipper (she of the crappy name) says:

    Well, if the FSM burns in hell with us, at least we’ll have great company.

    Imagine the PARTIES we’ll have, people!

    And don’t dis the hobos, Thom. They’re brilliant, brilliant people, as evinced by the fact that, according to you, the FSM chose them to be the vessels for the birth of His chosen one.

    At least it’s less paedophilic than using a twelve-year-old girl.

  4. Mike says:

    Instead of hating us why don’t you put that energy into helping all those “homeless assholes” like your god spoke of over 200 times.

  5. Megan Thompson says:

    Family Feud, the best gameshow ever’.;

  6. Encryption Softwares  says:

    i love to watch family feud on youtube and on our local cable tv operator~**

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  7. Trike Motorcycles · says:

    Family Feud is a classic game show and i like it *

  8. schnauzer flag says:

    Good Examine and fascinating. Appreciate you taking the time in sharing these particulars. Thanks.

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