May « 2008 « Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

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it is kind of sad

Published May 2nd, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

It is kind of sad that you think you merit so much attention. L. Ron Hubbard at least had the good sense to make his religion a secretive pyramid scheme; you don’t exactly measure up. So you’ve become reduced to begging the internet anonymous for help. Hey, maybe a personal finance blog or two will get you started: you know, cut down on your daily double mocha triple frosted frappachino, put that money in a high interest cd. But you would have to actually work for the money then. umm, yeah fuck off
-noah

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#General

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Mini Cooper pirate fish

Published May 1st, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

Pastafarian Derrick had this custom roof decal made for his Mini Cooper:

I think it looks amazing.

Update: lots of people have asked where to find these decals. Here’s a message from Derrick:

I asked aestheticreations if they could create a custom design based on the pirate fish from the merchandise link of the PF. They just had to get Bobby to say ok, they didn’t want to make something without permission.

They did a great job. The link is below. Please tell everyone about them :D Not sure when but they said they also wanted to add this picture to their site.

http://www.aestheticreations.net/otherroofgraphics.htm

It’s not for the SUV or Truck drivers to see. It’s for FSM to see when he looks down and guides my little mini around with his noodly appendage and help it to avoid being hit :)

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#Hate-Mail (and Concerned Criticism)

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WHO EVER MADE THIS CHRUCH

Published May 1st, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

WHO EVER MADE THIS CHRUCH IS A COCK SUCKING MOTHER FUCKER WHO IS GOING TO BURN IN HELL FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I MAY BE A CHRISTIAN, IM OKAY WITH OTHER RELIGONS THAT MAKE SENSE, BUT A FUCKING FLYING SPEGETTI MONSTER IS JUST FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!1
-ihabd

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