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it is kind of sad

Published May 2nd, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

It is kind of sad that you think you merit so much attention. L. Ron Hubbard at least had the good sense to make his religion a secretive pyramid scheme; you don’t exactly measure up. So you’ve become reduced to begging the internet anonymous for help. Hey, maybe a personal finance blog or two will get you started: you know, cut down on your daily double mocha triple frosted frappachino, put that money in a high interest cd. But you would have to actually work for the money then. umm, yeah fuck off
-noah



87 Responses to “it is kind of sad”

  1. Flying Spaghetti? Good Idea! says:

    The christian church never did anything but financially rape me…

  2. brother ted says:

    god needs money!? doesnt he live en heaven? wat the fuk does he need bling fo prostitutes from our factories lmao, how bout u fuk off u jivejivin ass face, suk a fatty

  3. michael says:

    i get the feeling that the person doesn’t really understand this
    YOU DON’T HAVE TO DONATE
    THEIR IS NO PRESSURE TO DONATE
    unlike other religions like um… christianity or scientolgy as you pointed out
    and dont say that you dont have to donate
    and if you go to church, i know that you donate otherwise i doubt you would consider yourself religious

  4. Archdoom says:

    Christians rely on guilt, and hand around that basket/plate, the name of which currently eludes me

  5. Landlubber says:

    God damn, people are dumb. If it didn’t make me laugh so much I’d be crying.

  6. Insightful Ape says:

    Ever heard of sour grapes, Noah? If you had thousands of fans you wouldn’t have to work either…

  7. ziggy says:

    seriously, some people really need to lighten up. if you don’t like something than keep it to yourself.
    this web page didn’t force it’s way onto your screen. it doesn’t all need to be a big scheme to make money, it’s about FSM. We’re here for Him.

  8. Tegan says:

    YEAH! FLYING PASTA MONTSER! ROB ME! ANYTHING TO BE TOUCHED BY YOUR NOODLINESS! WOOOHOOO!

    Noah… You can fing redemption in his noodliness… You are so bitter and full of hate…

    I was once like you… But the Pasta lord has been my salvation! Release your old Catholic views and modernize… Yeah baby!

    Once upon a time there was…R’Amen… And it was good…

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