It is kind of sad that you think you merit so much attention. L. Ron Hubbard at least had the good sense to make his religion a secretive pyramid scheme; you don’t exactly measure up. So you’ve become reduced to begging the internet anonymous for help. Hey, maybe a personal finance blog or two will get you started: you know, cut down on your daily double mocha triple frosted frappachino, put that money in a high interest cd. But you would have to actually work for the money then. umm, yeah fuck off
-noah














The christian church never did anything but financially rape me…
god needs money!? doesnt he live en heaven? wat the fuk does he need bling fo prostitutes from our factories lmao, how bout u fuk off u jivejivin ass face, suk a fatty
i get the feeling that the person doesn’t really understand this
YOU DON’T HAVE TO DONATE
THEIR IS NO PRESSURE TO DONATE
unlike other religions like um… christianity or scientolgy as you pointed out
and dont say that you dont have to donate
and if you go to church, i know that you donate otherwise i doubt you would consider yourself religious
Christians rely on guilt, and hand around that basket/plate, the name of which currently eludes me
God damn, people are dumb. If it didn’t make me laugh so much I’d be crying.
Ever heard of sour grapes, Noah? If you had thousands of fans you wouldn’t have to work either…
seriously, some people really need to lighten up. if you don’t like something than keep it to yourself.
this web page didn’t force it’s way onto your screen. it doesn’t all need to be a big scheme to make money, it’s about FSM. We’re here for Him.
YEAH! FLYING PASTA MONTSER! ROB ME! ANYTHING TO BE TOUCHED BY YOUR NOODLINESS! WOOOHOOO!
Noah… You can fing redemption in his noodliness… You are so bitter and full of hate…
I was once like you… But the Pasta lord has been my salvation! Release your old Catholic views and modernize… Yeah baby!
Once upon a time there was…R’Amen… And it was good…