i cannot believe any of this

Published May 6th, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

i cannot believe any of this. your just fronting an organization that benifits from the stupidity of people. your unemplyod? no shit. this is just you using the internet to your advantage to make money of a riduclous excuse for a religion so you don’t have to get off your lazy ass. get a job and get a brain.
-lauren



153 Responses to “i cannot believe any of this”

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  1. The Josh says:

    So, taking advantage of stupid people for personal gain is immoral? Am I the only one that sees the irony in this? Try checking worldwide studies on the relationship between intelligence and religion.

  2. BD says:

    You’re not unemployed, you’ve taken a vow of poverty. Why don’t people ever look at these ridiculously rich people in mega-churches or those guys with sermons on TV? How about the “Left Behind” guys? Why do they get a free pass? They write dumb books, make bad movies, and encourage peoples doomsday fantasies. I can’t believe any of that…

  3. I Drive a YAR-is says:

    It starts on the internet and soon we shall have churches in every city in the world. His will shall be done. Obey your noodely master.
    Ramen

  4. Elvish Pirate Monarch says:

    Somebody needs to learn what satire is.

  5. gmanterry says:

    This translation is for those of us who have a hard time with the grammar used by Lauren. Please note the use of capital letters and contractions.

    I cannot believe any of this. You’re just fronting an organization that benefits from the stupidity of people. You’re unemployed? No shit. This is just you using the Internet to your advantage to make money by a ridiculous excuse for a religion so you don’t have to get off your lazy ass. Get a job and get a brain.

    Is that more readable?

  6. Brother Boyardee says:

    > this is just you using the internet to your advantage to make money
    > of a riduclous excuse for a religion
    .
    What till we get our 501(c)(3) tax-free status for religious organizations. Then the money will really start pouring in! Nothing but the highest quality parmesan after that!

  7. Sir Michael L. Foley says:

    Well, you sure told us!

  8. Red Dutchpasta Wench says:

    your just fronting an organization that benifits from the stupidity of people.
    *
    Well that proves it, we’re a real religion :))

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