Over lunch, I picked up two Scotch eggs (a British delicacy, as I’m sure you know!). To my surprise, my friends gasped and pointed at my hand. I looked down, and I saw a vision: the FSM had guided my grasp!
Tom O., England
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Over lunch, I picked up two Scotch eggs (a British delicacy, as I’m sure you know!). To my surprise, my friends gasped and pointed at my hand. I looked down, and I saw a vision: the FSM had guided my grasp!
Tom O., England
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Lol. Sometimes, He grasps all of us.
RAmen!
This is just one of many proofs, praise its noodlyness!
-RAmen
I just came upon your site and am extremely interested in studying more about the FSM – but there is something that worries me greatly.
I love to eat pasta.
Is that a sin in the FSM eyes because I don’t know if I could give it up. Aren’t I just – in essence – consuming the Deity?
I haven’t had a chance to read the gospel but that is merely because I am lazy and have a really short attention span.
Thank you in advance for your response.
Um….great. Although those really look like those colorful cotton ball things… pom-poms, I believe they’re called.
That was obviously staged; who picks things up like that?
Don’t kid yourself. It looks nothing like him! HE will smite thee!
@Ethne
no don’t stop eating Spaghetti! it is what we have for communion!
it is a sin NOT to eat spaghetti on a friday.
Peace love and RAMEN
dun dun DUN! he has revealed his only son.
His only son? Oops, I’m afraid I subsequently ate the Scotch eggs in question… Perhaps I will become the conduit through which the Son communicates. I hear something: ‘Obey your noodly master!’