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FSM Birthday Cake

Published May 27th, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

My Gran made me a 16th Birthday cake, and praise be to Him, for it was made in His likeness!

The spaghetti is marzipan and the balls are chocolate muffins.

-Dylan

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33 Responses to “FSM Birthday Cake”

  1. Aviendha says:

    Excellent cake made in His likeness! This should be an inspiration to all bakers the world over. Humble thanks to your Gran. And happy 16th!

  2. Jess Mid says:

    cool i want one . i wish they would sell the FSM merchandise over in the uk. Id get one of them car emblem things to annoy the christians lmao.

  3. Barnacle Bill the Sailor says:

    Dylan – You’ve got to have the coolest Granny ever!
    My, it sure does look delicious!
    Glad you took a picture before munching out on it.
    So, you’ll be getting your Pirate’s License soon?

  4. ME DUH says:

    WONDERFUL!! Your Gran is a mighty, inspired person who has been touched by the FSM; I assume she is rather short. Although I consider marzipan an unholy food, and I think the FSM would hate it, I applaud your Gran’s efforts.
    RAmen.

  5. Theo Broma, High Priest of Chocolate Cake Church says:

    You can make Chocolate Cake in whatever shape you like, but it will still be Chocolate Cake. And for that reason it was the Chocolatey Mistress Herself who became a part of you, and not that alleged deity you believe in.

    You have taken the first step towards the light by having Chocolate Cake, now take the next and become a true and faithful worshipper of the wonderful Chocolatey Mistress, and denounce that flying abomination.

  6. BlackBard says:

    “Theo Broma, High Priest of Chocolate Cake Church
    Jun 2nd, 2008 at 3:50 am
    You can make Chocolate Cake in whatever shape you like, but it will still be Chocolate Cake. And for that reason it was the Chocolatey Mistress Herself who became a part of you, and not that alleged deity you believe in.
    You have taken the first step towards the light by having Chocolate Cake, now take the next and become a true and faithful worshipper of the wonderful Chocolatey Mistress, and denounce that flying abomination.”
    .
    Shouldn’t this be in the Hate Mail? Another attack by a religious fanatic! Will it ever end?
    .
    RAmen

  7. geeill says:

    that looks even more delicious than the “Golden Poo” cake we made our Jpaanese teacher (which looked extremely disgusting as the icing melted. but tasted good). hail your FSM-fearing gran’s culinary efforts!

  8. Captain Spam says:

    Mmm…
    He saw it, and it was good.

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