My Gran made me a 16th Birthday cake, and praise be to Him, for it was made in His likeness!
The spaghetti is marzipan and the balls are chocolate muffins.
-Dylan
FSM Birthday Cake
My Gran made me a 16th Birthday cake, and praise be to Him, for it was made in His likeness!
The spaghetti is marzipan and the balls are chocolate muffins.
-Dylan
Excellent cake made in His likeness! This should be an inspiration to all bakers the world over. Humble thanks to your Gran. And happy 16th!
cool i want one . i wish they would sell the FSM merchandise over in the uk. Id get one of them car emblem things to annoy the christians lmao.
Dylan – You’ve got to have the coolest Granny ever!
My, it sure does look delicious!
Glad you took a picture before munching out on it.
So, you’ll be getting your Pirate’s License soon?
WONDERFUL!! Your Gran is a mighty, inspired person who has been touched by the FSM; I assume she is rather short. Although I consider marzipan an unholy food, and I think the FSM would hate it, I applaud your Gran’s efforts.
RAmen.
You can make Chocolate Cake in whatever shape you like, but it will still be Chocolate Cake. And for that reason it was the Chocolatey Mistress Herself who became a part of you, and not that alleged deity you believe in.
You have taken the first step towards the light by having Chocolate Cake, now take the next and become a true and faithful worshipper of the wonderful Chocolatey Mistress, and denounce that flying abomination.
“Theo Broma, High Priest of Chocolate Cake Church
Jun 2nd, 2008 at 3:50 am
You can make Chocolate Cake in whatever shape you like, but it will still be Chocolate Cake. And for that reason it was the Chocolatey Mistress Herself who became a part of you, and not that alleged deity you believe in.
You have taken the first step towards the light by having Chocolate Cake, now take the next and become a true and faithful worshipper of the wonderful Chocolatey Mistress, and denounce that flying abomination.”
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Shouldn’t this be in the Hate Mail? Another attack by a religious fanatic! Will it ever end?
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RAmen
that looks even more delicious than the “Golden Poo” cake we made our Jpaanese teacher (which looked extremely disgusting as the icing melted. but tasted good). hail your FSM-fearing gran’s culinary efforts!
Mmm…
He saw it, and it was good.