flying shit bag

Published May 5th, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

dude u r entitled to ur opinion as i am to mine. so let me say.. WOW THAT FSM SHIT IS THE GAYEST CRAP IVE EVER HEARD OF.. at least most other religions or real ones anyway have good morals and bring hope to people and dont bring whores and drunk fags to the earth … u are one lame dumbass.. yea and post this on ur freaking hate mail wall.. let everyone see how it is u shit bag
-Madeline



205 Responses to “flying shit bag”

  1. mrducky says:

    now now madeline calm down

    if you werent lucky enough to be chosen by His all knowing, all good and all powerful noodly appendage
    then sucks to be you :( hopefully He will take pity upon you

  2. mrducky says:

    hush hush madeline
    if He thinks you are not worthwhile he may/may not touch you with his noodly appendage

    but if your lucky and you become a pirate and spread goodwill He will most likely then help you

  3. David H says:

    Dear me! The profundity of the theological learning which the above arguments present almost matches the elegance of the language.

    We have unpleasant religious bigots in England, too, and though their reasoning is also generally at the stone-age level, they normally use conventional language. Still, at least this kind of presentation reveals these lunatics for what they are.

    Greetings from sleepy Herefordshire.

  4. St John the Blasphemist says:

    My, my, Madeline. By the looks of your writing style, those ‘good morals’ certainly haven’t rubbed off on you, since you preach such hatred like that.
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    Methinks you’ll probably come back to actually see if Bobby actually posted this here, since I detect an essence of pride (one of the deadly sins) about you (not to mention anger). So, if you do, and you read this, I strongly advise you to explore the site further. Start with the open letter. And check out the academic endorsements (follow the ‘evidence’ link) too.
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    Having done that, you may have some further questions, so you might want to join our discussion forum. But please be aware that the mods (or anyone else for that matter) don’t take too kindly to mere mudslinging. However we will gladly answer any question you might have pertaining to His Noodliness, regardless of your belief or lack thereof, as long as you keep an element of politeness about it. Oh, & don’t forget to read the FAQ in the standards & practices section first.
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    Go in peace my child, and may His Noodly Appendages touch you.
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    St John the Blasphemist
    Saint of Further Inquiry

  5. lazlow says:

    “WOW THAT FSM SHIT IS THE GAYEST CRAP IVE EVER HEARD OF.. ”
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    What’s this obsession with homosexuality?
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    “at least most other religions or real ones anyway”
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    Name me one “real” religion and I will show you a flying monkey with X-ray vision and snappy suspenders!
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    “have good morals and bring hope to people”
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    Don’t you mean bring Hell and damnation? And the good moral part is just plain wrong. All religion has changed along with human development, usually long after everybody else has. Religion is far from a shiny beacon of hope, more like a brake pad on human development.
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    “and dont bring whores and drunk fags to the earth”
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    Again with the homosexuality! Are you hiding something?
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    “yea and post this on ur freaking hate mail wall.. let everyone see how it is u shit bag”
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    You made it! You must be ever so proud now!

  6. Jesus is the man but the FSM could beat his ass. says:

    Fuck my car broke down.

  7. Jesus is the man but the FSM could beat his ass. says:

    Oh and just wanting to point out the obvious, i type better than this man above ^ with my dick than he does with his fingers.

  8. Theo says:

    Our religion is as real as yours.
    Now go be the good redneck you should be. Shoo shoo.

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