flying shit bag

Published May 5th, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

dude u r entitled to ur opinion as i am to mine. so let me say.. WOW THAT FSM SHIT IS THE GAYEST CRAP IVE EVER HEARD OF.. at least most other religions or real ones anyway have good morals and bring hope to people and dont bring whores and drunk fags to the earth … u are one lame dumbass.. yea and post this on ur freaking hate mail wall.. let everyone see how it is u shit bag
-Madeline



206 Responses to “flying shit bag”

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  1. Jason the Amazing Whiteboy says:

    did anybody bring their retard – to – english dictonary?

  2. P Rao says:

    “WOW THAT FSM SHIT IS THE GAYEST CRAP IVE EVER HEARD OF”
    Whats gay about originality Madeline?
    Christianity is nothing more then a mere ‘borrowing’ of other ideas and belief systems from so called pagan religions. So instead of worshiping Jesus, you might be worshiping someone else.

    Please answer me Madeline. Would love it get your 2 cents worth and try to type intelligently. I would like to take you seriously.

  3. ME DUH says:

    You’re saying that other religions have GOOD MORALS?!?!? Let’s take a look at the Old Testament, shall we?
    “If a man sells his daughter as a servant, she is not to go free as menservants do. If she does not please the master who has selected her for himself, he must let her be redeemed. He has no right to sell her to foreigners, because he has broken faith with her. If he selects her for his son, he must grant her the rights of a daughter. If he marries another woman, he must not deprive the first one of her food, clothing and marital rights. If he does not provide her with these three things, she is to go free, without any payment of money.” – Exodus 21:7-11
    “However, you may purchase male or female slaves from among the foreigners who live among you. You may also purchase the children of such resident foreigners, including those who have been born in your land. You may treat them as your property, passing them on to your children as a permanent inheritance. You may treat your slaves like this, but the people of Israel, your relatives, must never be treated this way.” (Leviticus 25:44-46 NLT)
    “If you buy a Hebrew slave, he is to serve for only six years. Set him free in the seventh year, and he will owe you nothing for his freedom. If he was single when he became your slave and then married afterward, only he will go free in the seventh year. But if he was married before he became a slave, then his wife will be freed with him. If his master gave him a wife while he was a slave, and they had sons or daughters, then the man will be free in the seventh year, but his wife and children will still belong to his master. But the slave may plainly declare, ‘I love my master, my wife, and my children. I would rather not go free.’ If he does this, his master must present him before God. Then his master must take him to the door and publicly pierce his ear with an awl. After that, the slave will belong to his master forever.” (Exodus 21:2-6 NLT)
    The above clearly states that slaves had to choose between their freedom vs. their wife and kids.
    “When a man strikes his male or female slave with a rod so hard that the slave dies under his hand, he shall be punished. If, however, the slave survives for a day or two, he is not to be punished, since the slave is his own property.” (Exodus 21:20-21 NAB)

    Even in the New Testament:
    “Slaves, obey your earthly masters with deep respect and fear. Serve them sincerely as you would serve Christ.” (Ephesians 6:5 NLT)

    I don’t know enough about Hinduism or Buddhism or Islam to bash them, sorry. However, I can say that the kosher and other practices of devout Jews are a bit ridiculous. I mean, what does mixing meat and dairy have to do with your devotoion to God? Or those tzitzit things, for that matter.

    Peace Love and Pirates to all!
    RAmen.

  4. Epicurus says:

    You, my friend, are correct. Christianity has brought some of the greatest minds into this world. Take, for example, these wonders:

    “WOW THAT FSM SHIT IS THE GAYEST CRAP IVE EVER HEARD OF.. ”

    and

    “dont bring whores and drunk fags to the earth”

    and, of course, who could forget

    “u are one lame dumbass… let everyone see how it is u shit bag”

    wonderful Christian Morals on display for all to see.

  5. TC says:

    How articulate. It’s surprising that anyone would doubt the God’s True and Unerring Word as Conveyed to His Prophet Madeline given her dulcet tones and deft eloquence.
    Ahh, “Madeline;” such a lovely name for such an evil, ugly accident of His Noodliness’s creation (hey, nobody’s perfect!)

    Also,
    gay[1,adjective]

    Main Entry: 1gay
    Pronunciation: \ˈgā\
    Function: adjective
    Etymology: Middle English, from Anglo-French gai, of Germanic origin; akin to Old High German gāhi quick, sudden
    Date: 14th century
    1 a: happily excited : merry b: keenly alive and exuberant : having or inducing high spirits
    2 a: bright, lively b: brilliant in color

    So, congratulations, Bobby, for being the most keenly alive, exuberant, and brilliant in color! And this from no less an authority than Madeline herself!

    Oh, then there’s that whole “homosexual” thing, but people usually use “gay” in that context to indicate the pejorative, and I can’t believe that darling Madeline could have such a dark heart (‘cuz Jesus is in there with, like, a glowing heart-thingy like on the candles in the Mexican food shop).

  6. Stereotypical Environmentalist... says:

    Certainly is a homophobic one – and hypocritical; last I checked, homosexual men were not interested in female whores sexually.

  7. Micheal J. Caboose says:

    Stop being a hypocrite. You homophobic bastard.

  8. somebody says:

    wow. people really need to calm down!!!! i mean, if people want to belive in a flying spaguetti monster, then that’s their problem!!!! im christian, and i do not find the church of fsm offending whatsoever. some people like you need to chill out and let people belive whatever they want to belive!!!

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