flying shit bag

Published May 5th, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

dude u r entitled to ur opinion as i am to mine. so let me say.. WOW THAT FSM SHIT IS THE GAYEST CRAP IVE EVER HEARD OF.. at least most other religions or real ones anyway have good morals and bring hope to people and dont bring whores and drunk fags to the earth … u are one lame dumbass.. yea and post this on ur freaking hate mail wall.. let everyone see how it is u shit bag
-Madeline



205 Responses to “flying shit bag”

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  1. Casual says:

    Madeline that language just isnt lady-like. Good thing the FSM doesn’t mind a little bad language here and there. From what I imagine there has got to be some cursing in heaven with all that beer and strippers. I personally can’t wait to get wasted and have a great time with friends and naked women. Your comments really are an example of the tolerance that Jesus preached, godspeed!

  2. Bowen says:

    Wow, I can feel that christian love and tolerance just washing over me.

  3. The Josh says:

    Umm…first of all, I would much rather have whores and drunk fags than ignorant, uneducated, intolerant, immoral morons from obviously genetically deficient stock.

    Second of all, as to your “let everyone see how it is” comment. Uh, thanks, you really opened my eyes.

  4. neal says:

    Now if this were a pimpin’ religion I could see how we were bringing whores to the Earth. We could have a whore eucharist ceremony and someone could dress up in festively colored clothes with interesting and unusual headgear and utter the words “This is my hooker” over a loaf of bread or perhaps a heaping serving of pasta.

    Likewise, if this religion created “faggots” (not that there would be anything wrong with that) a man in perfectly color coordinated white layered dressing gowns could come out and grope the acolytes while he poured out the pasta sauce and sprinked the audience with parmesean cheese.

    But since none of these things happens in this faith, I fail to see how it creates prostitutes and gays ex nihilo.

  5. Atheist until hearing of FSM says:

    Read the opening letter (About section), and if you actually understand it and are not some grumpy 4 year old, you should be able to realize how dumb people are to post hate mail on this site.

  6. Atheist until hearing of FSM says:

    Read the About section of this website. If you truly understand it and are not some grumpy 4 year old, you’ll realize how ridiculous it is to post hate mail on this site.

  7. BlackBard says:

    You know, I keep hearing comments about this site and/or our religion being “gay.” I don’t get it? What does sexual orientation have to do with it? These posters obviously have their heads up their……..
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    Oh well.

  8. Mare Lacrimarum says:

    I will respond to this in a classic way.

    I know you are, but what am I?

    Mare Lacrimarum
    (Sea of Tears)

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