This is just pure bullsh**, what religion creates T shirts, ipod covers? I don’t see people wearing T shirts saying “Christianity”, or Ipod covers with the cross on it. This is a scam, you people need to get out more.
-Some1
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ive seen tons of people with Christianity t-shirts and hats. and there probably are ipod covers wiv crosses on lol . I dnt get y some people get so annoyed by stuff like this, they must be quite lonely lmao
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Obviously you need to get out more!
Christianity is without a doubt one of the biggest contributors to the world market place. Just the other day I saw “prayers in a bottle” for sale. That’s right, you read it right! It will be a long time before we pastafarians even come close to pushing/selling as much useless stuff as christianity.
RAmen!
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I know for a fact you can get Christianity t-shirts. You’re just not looking hard enough?
And iPod covers? Yeah, you could probably find one or two.
Besides, the Church of FSM hasn’t received tax exempt status yet, so it needs all the funding it can get!
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Hrmmm. I don’t even know how to begin pointing out the huge fallacies in this one.
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My head just asploded. There are no christian tee shirts, bumper stickers, jewelry, books, banners, advertisements, iPod skins, underwear or quite literally billions of other retail items hawked endlessly?
You get the best hate mail, but my head still hurts.
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Really? I have a t-shirt with “Jesus Rocks” printed beneath an image of a robed Jesus playing an electric guitar in the classic rocker stance. And where didn’t we see “WWJD” when that was in vogue? All religions have their commercial side, my friend. Grace sells, but who’s buying?
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This absolutely has to be a joke. Surely no one would actually state that there are no christian t-shirts! Really?! Christian symbols and slogans have a huge market on all kinds of merchandise, Some1, including t-shirts, keyrings, baseball caps, bumper stickers, license plates, just about any trashy little item you care to name, as well as, larger items like automobiles. Talk about someone who needs to get out more!
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Actually Christianity does all of the above. Have you never seen those strange stores? They sell all kinds of cheap plastic junk – but with crosses on it.
Kindly remove your head from your ass and stop hating on other religions for doing the same thing that Christians do. The Spaghetti Monster is every bit as real as your entire holy trinity, wrapped in one delicious package.
RAmen.
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Search google for “Christian I-Pod covers” or “Christian T-Shirts” and you’ll get MILLIONS of results.
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And about the “get out more” thing. Why don’t you go outside instead of wasting your time telling us that this is all a “scam” and “bullshit”?
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Oh, I know why, because you are, just like many other “Christians”, a hypocritical monkey. ;)
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“I don’t see people wearing T shirts saying “Christianity”” … O’rly?
http://cgi.ebay.com/CHRISTIAN-T-SHIRTS_W0QQitemZ320254834088QQihZ011QQcategoryZ102547QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
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“I don’t see people wearing T shirts saying “Christianity”” … O’rly?
Then what about: http://cgi.ebay.com/CHRISTIAN-T-SHIRTS_W0QQitemZ320254834088QQihZ011QQcategoryZ102547QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
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you don’t see people with christianity t-shirts? are you blind?!
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That’s funny, seeing as how a quick google search will yield a seemingly endless supply of Christian t-shirts, and yes, even ipod covers with crosses on them — http://www.hip-edge.com/christian_ipod_covers.html
Looks like someone needs to get out more. ;)
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“I don’t see people wearing T shirts saying “Christianity”” … O’rly?
Had to search ebay for “christianity shirt”. Some1, you should to.
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you’ve seen no christianity t-shirts? are you blind?!
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iPod covers with crosses? Check
http://www.hip-edge.com/christian_ipod_covers.html
Christian T-shirts? Check check check.
http://www.christiantz.com/free/
http://www.christian-t-shirt.com/
http://www.christiantshirtshop.com/
http://www.google.com/search?q=christian+t-shirt
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Some1’s reading comprehension: EPIC FAIL
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You aren’t looking hard enough.
http://authenticpersonality.lucaserve.com/wp-images/ipod_crucifix.jpg
http://wb669714.bahnhofbredband.se/bilder/christiantshirt.jpg
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Euhm, dont want to ruin your dream and dont want to promote christianity t-shirts. But you should really google on “christianity t-shirt”. Over 4 million hits. You were saying?
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Many religions do. I see many people wearing shirts with bible verses or jesus on them. It’s not a scam to offer goods to the online community. You can choose not to buy them. “you people”, referring to Pastafarians I assume, aren’t the ones going to websites they do not agree with, simply to insult their religion.
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this guy must not get out much. i’ve seen all those things, Utah is lousy with mormom t-shirts AND christian t-shirts. Other stuff? google “christian cell phone covers” if you don’t believe me. http://www.hip-edge.com has ipod covers.
I bet there’s christian underwear… let me check here, just a sec ………ok, no underwear but, heck, who needs underwear? check out christian sex toys….www.covenantspice.com, no kidding.
frankly, i’d say the noodly one needs to expand. this presents new marketing opportunities to spread the faith.
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What world do you live in? Because I just so happen to see not only T-Shirts and iPod covers with Christian motifs on on them, but bumper stickers, posters, backpacks, wristwatches, shoes, and on one bizarre occasion, toothbrushes. Talk about scamming with religion? Here’s a little suggestion, though I doubt you would condescend to grant us even the minor benefit of the doubt. Look up some of the stuff that the far superior Christians have done. They pulled the single most powerful scam of all time, selling indulgences so people could purchase their salvation. Namely, the rich, powerful, inbreds (and they generally were at that time) who liked their sins. In the future, before launching an attack, make sure you’re properly equipped, or your attempt will become the verbal equivalent of the Bay of Pigs.
I hope you find noodly salvation.
RAmen.
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Maybe YOU need to get out more… to see the multitude of W.W.J.D bracelets, the plethora of judgemental bumperstickers, jewelry, and yes, T-shirts that are about your brand of “Christianity.”
Do you really feel that threatened by Ipod covers? I’m sure you can bedazzle a cross onto yours if you feel slighted. If you want to talk about bullshit scams let’s talk about teaching creationism as science.
Have a great day!
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Avast, me matey, it be rather apparent to me that ye be blind to the world today. I be seeing T-shirts and iPod covers with more than just crosses on them, as far as Christian symbols go. Yarr! There be some Jesus faces on them, there be T-shirts proclaiming the superiority of the Christian Lord. Matey, ye be made to walk the plank soon enough fer yer ignorance! And it not be just dem shirts and nifty iPod covers! Bumper stickers, cell phone cases, pencils, pens, bandanas, undergarments! And on one bizarre occasion, toothbrushes! Toothbrushes for the Christian Lord? Scams? Look up the purchase of indulgences, me boy! And who’s the one with so much free time that he be needin’ to bash a bunch o’ innocent spaghetti-lovin’ pirate folks, aye? I do believe that last time I was at sea, I read me some Bible-stuffs. It said that the “Meek shall inherit.” Just some food fer ye obviously starved brain.
May you find salvation in His noodly embrace.
-RAmen
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You are joking right? I can’t go to work without seeing one shirt that says “Jesus Saves.” What religion is that endorsing?
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You are kidding me right? I mean seriously… the record industry has made BILLIONS out of christian rock bands… rock bands where they cant come up with any of their own ideas so THEY STEAL ENTIRE SECTIONS FROM OTHER SONGS AND PUT “JESUS LOVES YOU”… the left behind series has not only made those authors absolutely filthy rich but they have made a video game out of it… A VIDEO GAME!!!! And um Jesus Action Figures? HELLO?!?! Not to mention all the “Christian” themed T shirts where they rip off every else’s ideas…My local mall has a dedicated christian store right next to Spencers which I find terribly amusing heheh… I could go on and on. So dude, I think YOU need to get out more.
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“This is just pure bullsh**”
Awwww did you figure that out all by yourself?
“don’t see people wearing T shirts saying “Christianity”, or Ipod covers with the cross on it.”
Are
you
fucking
blind?
dipshit.
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We need to get out more? Clearly you have missed the glaring fact that a lot of people wear Christian inspired t-shirts, wera Christian jewelry (mostly crosses), sport Christian bumper stickers or Jesus fish, and let’s not forget that most Capitilistic of Christian enterprises – exchange Christmas presents!
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If any religion is materialistic, it is Christianity. And as a parody of Christianity, FSM is simply following Christian ideals…
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Hello? How about the crosses people wear all the time? How about the Christian fish on all those cars? Oh, did you miss the ad for gospel music? And of course the minor matters of Islamic crescent and Star of Daivd. So, who is it that needs to “get out more”?
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Well, I’ve seen Christianity T shirts and ipod covers. About any other accessory you can imagine has been made with a Christian cross on it.
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Arr, matey. Ye not be lookin then:
iPod covers with crosses:
http://www.hip-edge.com/christian_ipod_covers.html
http://www.goodnewsclothing.com/christian-ipod-suits-c-62.html
Cafe press has 115,000 tees with the tag “Christian”
http://www.cafepress.com/buy/christianity/
…and 28,800 with “Cross”
http://www.cafepress.com/buy/cross
By th’ by: A tee shirt that says “Christianity” on it:
http://www.themustard.com/bold_faith/rr169a.jpg
(and America, just to mix the two together so people like you can attack people like us and call us “pure bullsh**”.
And once again, thankee fer proven our crew to be just, loyal and bright, and yer crew to be… well.. not.
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Really I see people wearing Christian shirts ALL THE TIME… And I mean all the time, they sell them in like every store that exists!
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A google search for “christianity t shirt” proves you wrong. Can’t even be bothered to back up your statements?
Anyways, unlike many other religions (cough scientology cough), the Church of the FSM uses no peer pressure or coercive techniques to keep its members in line. It’s not really a scam if we do it of our own free will, now is it?
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You cannot be serious. have you not been to a “Christian bookstore” lately? There are not only T-shirts and iPod covers, but candy, ties, toys, shoelaces and bumper sticks so that you can proclaim your faith. If you’re going to call yourself a Christian, be educated on what people who proclaim such as doing. And follow the tenets of the faith, which include kindness and tolerance. Even Jesus associated with prostitutes and pagans. And he was kind to them. According to the Christian Bible.
Blessings!
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You obviously have not been to a “Christian Bookstore” lately. Not only do they sell T-shirts and iPod covers, but candy, toys, ties, and bumper stickers, all proclaiming their faith. If you are going to profess to be a Christian, you should know what Christians are doing in today’s society. But I would also encourage you to practice you faith, even in the face of unbelievers. Jesus associated with prostitutes and pagans, and was kind about it. He practiced tolerance. According to the Christian Bible. Take a look for yourself.
Blessings!
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This can’t be serious. He obviously hasn’t even been outside. There is no religion that is whored out nearly as much as Christianity.
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And what religion Has crosses hanging from the wall? T-Shirts with Jezus? Small golden crosses to wear around your neck?
Not to mention the gold and valuables found in churches…
Honestly, You need to get out more.
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I don’t see people wearing T shirts saying “Christianity”, or Ipod covers with the cross on it.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*gasp*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*grabs sides*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
/Google search for “Christian Shopping”
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Really? Back in the day Christianity sold absolution to the rich, if that’s not the ultimate sell out I don’t know what is. I see Jesus shirts all the time, and every time the virgin mary “appears” on a grilled cheese sandwich it goes straight to e-bay. At least our church doesn’t pressure and guilt people into making contributions. If you want to contribute at our church you get some nifty stuff out of it.
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Hmmm have you ever heard of Google? Try searching for christian ipod covers and the first site you’ll find has a list of them in several colors, each with a nice little cross on it. There are whole websites out there devoted to xian t-shirts. If you assholes would quit your bitching and do a little checking once in awhile you wouldn’t look like dicks when you send us hate mail.
~Mariner
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Funny – I’ve seen both:
http://www.mp3newswire.net/Graphics/7002/Cross-mp3.jpg
http://wb669714.bahnhofbredband.se/bilder/christiantshirt.jpg
http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/dayart/20070922/450starbuckstee.jpg
http://www.wholesalechristianshirts.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/wwjdls.jpeg
http://www.creationmarketing.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/HisWayGuyLarge.JPG
gotta love the Ts that even hijack the images of popular brands…
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Some1 – Religion and marketing ? It’ll never work . . . . . . oh
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Hmm, really? A quick good shows quite a few places willing to sell christian T shirts and Ipod covers. Does this mean that your religion is a scam?
Yarrr?
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I’ve seen t-shirts saying “Christian” etc..
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Are you kidding?! I’ve seen twice- no, at least ten times as many Christian/Jewish/etc. T-shirts and iPod covers versus Pastafarian ones. Bullsh** right back at you, some1. Take a look around.
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No? I see tons of people wearing T-shirts, jewelry, with bumper stickers and “Jesus Fish” on their cars. There are Christian bookstores and kitch shops all over the place. The intertubes are filled with sites to buy water from Lourdes, banners, flags, Jesus action figures, children’s toys and, with 20 seconds with Google, I found an iPod cover.
http://www.ioffer.com/i/11419741
I also found a website devoted to Christian retailing: http://www.christianretailing.com/
Christian merchandise is a multi-billion dollar a year industry in this country. Who’s the scammer here?
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I see Christian T-Shirts all the time as a matter of fact.
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If you don’t you should get out more often!
RAmen
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The catholic church used to sell relics of the saints bones, the true cross, the blood of Jesus, the list goes on and on.
Now they sell bobble-headed pope dolls (just kidding), and protestant denominations run by televangelists sell trips to christian themed amusement parks. I’ll go to one when they have a Mary Magdeline ride.
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You have NEVER seen anyone with the words Christianity on their shirt before!
You need to get out more often!
Ive never seen people with a cross on their Ipod either, but I’m sure they have cross covers for IPods somewhere, do a google search and find a site that does this because I think you are just jealous of our superior Ipods ^^
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Well, I think if Jesus Christ lived today, he would create T-Shirts, too.
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Obviously, you haven’t been to a mall lately if you haven’t seen Christian T-shirts.
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Dear Henderob,
I’m sorry you are such a non believer in the miraculous powers of our Lord, Creator of the Universe, the Flying Spaguetti Monster. I hope He takes mercy on your soul.
In response to your posting, you should know that there are many sites online for Christian memorabilia.
- For Christian Ipod covers, for example, you can go to http://www.hip-edge.com/christian_ipod_covers.html. You will see they actually show a cross right in the center of the click-wheel
- For Christian t shirts: http://www.christianshirts.net/ This is, of course, only one of the several hundred sites of this kind you can find simply doing a Google search.
It seems, after all, that it’s you the one who needs to go out more!
Regards, Juan.
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You’ve never seen a christian T-shirt? I find that hard to believe. If it is true, however, and you’d like to see one, check out the links below:
http://www.c28.com/?source=logolink
http://www.jesusbranded.com/
http://www.goodnewsclothing.com/
( I could post a million of these with just one Google search for “christian clothing”, but I’m bored already)
RAmen!
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actually i have seen plenty of christian shirts
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Christian T-shirts: http://www.c28.com/Christian-T-Shirts
Christian iod covers: http://www.hip-edge.com/christian_ipod_covers.html
Google, it’s an amazing thing. You should try it.
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Neither have I seen anything like it! I have never seen a t-shirt with the cross on it nor a cap for that matter. Nor one that says WWJD. And even less a badge with the yin and yang or the hindu holy syllable. And no one would ever wear a cross around their neck, right?
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I’ve yet to see a single FSM tshirt or ipod cover in my area. I’ve seen a metric f*ckton of christian t-shirts as well as ipod covers (http://www.hip-edge.com/christian_ipod_covers.html). I’d look at this jesus scam before paying attention to pasta….
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Actaully, I do see people wearing Christianity T-shirts.
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ROTFL!
http://www.shinemovement.com/product/RLReligion%20-%20U
http://www.hip-edge.com/christian_ipod_covers.html
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I can’t believe how seriously your are taking this. they themselves say it is just a spoof on intelligent design. And, if your commenting on a website about a spaghetti monster, you have no right to tell people to get out more.
-some1 else
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I could take you to a local mall and point out any number of christian tshirts & ipod accessories. But, I’m not at all inclined to hang out with an arsehat.
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Are you serious? You’ve never seen a Jesus fish on the back of somebody’s car? You’ve never seen girls, and some guys, wearing cross necklaces? You’ve never seen someone wearing a bible camp t-shirt?
“Some1″ needs to visit an optometrist.
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Some1 – Try putting christian T-shirts into Google – I’m sure about 100 people have beaten me to this rather obvious point. I am afraid Some1 that you need to become a bit more observant.
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Sigh, as a matter of fact I have gone out, and after a 3 second google search (I felt lucky), I found http://www.hip-edge.com/christian_ipod_covers.html
So, how do you like your crow served?
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You don’t see people wearing T-shirts that says “Christianity”?
Maybe it’s just because I live in the bible belt, but I see it /all/ the freaking time. /I’ve/ got a couple of shirts from my church with biblical quotes on them.
Maybe you, my good sir or madam, is who needs to get out more.
RAmen
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You must have lived under a rock since you were born.
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christians just build enormous buildings that they call “churches”…
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I’ve never ever, in all of my days, seen any christian swag either.
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Only our merchandise benifits the Church.
RAmen
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Actually, it happens, and t-shirts and such even say things like “God hates fags”
You’re clearly not looking around hard enough.
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t shirts @ http://www.christianswag.com/
Christian ipod covers @ http://www.hip-edge.com/christian_ipod_covers.html
Oh wait, you get the joke…sorry, I thought you were serious.
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Not only do Christians have iPod covers, they have their own MP3 players:
http://www.core77.com/blog/object_culture/what_would_jesus_listen_to_7861.asp
And you may not have seen Christianity T-shirts, but that’s only because you’re not paying attention, to put it charitably:
http://thechapel.wordpress.com/2008/05/30/see-you-in-hell/
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Actually, I have seen those things, and lots more. Christianity is by far the most merchandized religion, with everything from christian frizebees to cruxifiction chocolates (Chocolate jesus on the cross with red jelly inside). Hell, they even have theme parks. Christians are the last people who should be coming down on us for this (at least until we get our own theme park, hope that’s in the works!)
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ORLY?
http://www.hip-edge.com/christian_ipod_covers.html
http://www.christianwear.net/
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ORLY?
http://www.christianwear.net/
http://www.hip-edge.com/christian_ipod_covers.html
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This person must not get out much, because I see people wearing Jesus shirts, Ipod covers with religious symbols. But of course those people would never use their religion to make them rich, right Tammy Fae?
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Well, I go over my Grandmother’s house, she has plaques, posters, and even little stuff animals related to Christianity. Such as Jesus is Savior and the kind. So i’d say it’s about the same, mate.
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Dear Some1,
Please, oh please, show me one Christian church that does not solicit for funds nor accept donations. This is just another stupid example of non-thinking hate mail. Not really worth the time to write this.
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Hey some1, have you never seen the Jesus fish on the backs of cars? What that has to do with Jesus being a carpenter I don’t know. As for getting out more, I bet we get out a lot more than you do. BTW, this is satire. You do know what that is don’t you? At least when we ask for money you get something for it. Not like when they pass the plate at your church. Maybe the next time before you spout off you should take the time to read through this website and figure out just exactly what is going on here. The vast amount of hatemail that we get here just proves to us that you people are seriously paranoid about the fact that we are onto your scam. I’d really like to see a response from you but since none of you ever do respond I won’t hold my breath. You people just like to put us down because we have a different view. Sad really. I thought Christianity was about the “love thy brother” thing. Apparently not. FSMism has a much higher standard of ethics and we have absolutely no problem with other religions. We just have a problem with close minded bigots like you.
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you’ve never seen a Christian shirt?
Are you serious?
I see them all the time.
Are you trying to tell me that if I buy an iPod cover with the FSM on it, I’m NOT more likely to go to heaven? I’m all sorts of confused now, how do I please any God then?
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The following were googled complete with quotes and are listed in descending number of hits
“Christian Shirt” = 33,900 hits.
“Jesus Shirt” = 25,600 hits.
“God Shirt” = 11,400 hits.
“Goddess Shirt” = 2190 hits.
“Christ Shirt” = 2090 hits.
“Pagan Shirt” = 400 hits.
“Allah Shirt” = 289 hits.
“FSM shirt” = 251 hits.
“Spaghetti Monster Shirt” = 189 hits.
“Muhammad Shirt” = 132 hits.
“Mohammed Shirt” = 118″
“Mohammad Shirt” = 32 hits.
“Pastafarian Shirt” = 6 hits.
TOTALS:
Christianity: 61590
God: 11,400 (undefined, but quite probably dominated by the Christian God)
Goddess/Pagan: 4280
Muslim: 571
FSM: 446
You were saying?
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Well, nobody’ going to give us a TV channel, so what are we supposed to do?
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tis a shame people hate on those touched by his noodly appendage,
I know SOMEONE who will not be getting his beer volcano and stripper factory.
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Yes, you do.
I see them all the time.
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Some1, fifteen seconds with Google gave me these:
http://www.hip-edge.com/christian_ipod_covers.html
http://www.christianshirts.net/
Maybe His Noodly Appendage guided me, but I’ll bet you could have done it too.
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How about those christian crosses you see?
Besides, a new religion needs to make money and spread the word. Since most religions are ancient and already well-known, they don’t need additional money. Plus, the money they do need comes from the collection plates they have in their respective places of worship. Due to our flimsy moral standards, Pastafarians aren’t asked to contribute.
Also, the FSM is nicer than God, so he gives us rewards for contricuting to the cause.
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No T-shirts? What about all those “WWJD” shirts, wristbands and countless other items? What an idiot!
RAmen
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What about bumper stickers, car emblems, alternative renditions of the bible, the tax-exempt status of churches, and televangelists? (and the t-shirt thing, you should know I saw a religeous one just today)
The FSM is most deserving of praise in this manner because he doesn’t make it a requirement that we spend more than 36 hours a week devoted to showing and telling him how great and infallible he is. We shower his noodlyness with affection because we kinda like how he gets things done.
On the subject of you: You fail.
I’m sure this applies to more than just the idiotic statement you made, but I’ll just pretend this once that you’ll see the error of your brain, and think of some way to fix it that doesn’t involve a hammer, duct tape, and WD-40.
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Christianity may not have iPod covers with crosses but they have mints with crosses and scripture called Testamints.
I am sorry your religion has failed to create fashion for iPods and people, but instead thought breath mints were cooler than that.
How sad.
You cannot sustain yourself on mints. We can Live off our Noodly God.
Thank you for your attention.
Have a nice day.
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Yeah instead they promote give us 10% of your annual salary to stay out of hell. Your right that is so much better. Obviously no scam there.
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I’ve seen alot of people with golden crosses around their neck, and a lot of shirts saying “Christianity”.
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ummmm, sorry to disappoint you but I own a shirt that says Christianity and own an Ipodcover with a cross on it exapmle: http://images.search.yahoo.com/images/view?back=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.search.yahoo.com%2Fsearch%2Fimages%3Fei%3DUTF-8%26p%3Dcross%2520ipod%2520cover%26fr2%3Dtab-web%26fr%3Dmoz2&w=207&h=255&imgurl=static.flickr.com%2F3077%2F2376933927_66e19709ea.jpg&rurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.flickr.com%2Fphotos%2Fmobileaccessoriescenter%2F2376933927%2F&size=38.3kB&name=iPod%20Nano%202G%20Crown%20and%20Cross&p=cross%20ipod%20cover&type=JPG&oid=f80a9057805e33ac&fusr=mobileaccessoriescenter&tit=iPod%20Nano%202G%20Crown%20and%20Cross&hurl=http://www.flickr.com/photos/mobileaccessoriescenter/&no=1&tt=13
so just open your eyes next time, get out a little bit more and you’ll see what i am talking about… crazy
Thanks
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dear false believer,
ummmm “what would jesus do” that is EVERYWHERE you dumb whore
love,
steve
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I see people wearing shirts that say Christianity.
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Not a scam, simply an alternate view.
Where do you live? Because I see people wearing t-shirts from their churchs’ all the time (i.e. “Trinity Lutheran Church Campout July 05′” or “I was saved at Cornerstone Festival 2000″).
You CAN get cross I-Pod covers, in case you are interested.
http://www.skinthepod.com/servlet/the-108/IPOD-SKIN-SKINS-CROSS/Detail
I particularly like this second option, a cross with the words “Tune In To God”.
http://www.hip-edge.com/christian_ipod_covers.html
RAmen
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The reason you don’t see alot of people with shirts and Ipod covers that say “Christianity” is because no one would want to wear shirts or have ipod covers saying that.
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Actually every religion out there has T-shirts, iPod covers etc. At my local mall there are stands with “Christian” and “Catholic” Apparel INCLUDING; iPod covers, Witty bumber stickers, many shirts, shoes, pants, and hats, also cell phone covers, and much more. The Church Of FSM (Which I am currently not part of) has any and all right to advertise their religion just like every other religion out there! Have you ever been to “Incredible Pizza” have you ever noticed how all the Kazoo’s say “Jesus Loves You” on them? I Am A Proud Secular Humanist Who Has Decided To Use The IPU (Invisible Pink Unicorn) To Advertise My Religion At My School And I Think The Church Of FSM Should have the right to do so as well! (visit http://www.unknowntutorials.blogspot.com for updates on IPU logo’s and sayings!
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You aren’t well traveled, if you haven’t seen a Jesus t-shirt, and all the shit you can buy in catholic countries. Just pop down to Mexico, or go over to the Philippines, there you will find some of the things you are saying is a “scam”. All religion is a “scam”, most Christianity – the biggest “scam” there is. And that is my opinion.
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Actually, you can get way more Christian-oriented t-shirts than FSM t-shirts, no doubt about that. Besides, even if we do have more merchandise than Christianity, it’s only because the FSM kicks every other deity’s ass.
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Any religion that has t-shirts and ipod covers must be a scam.
http://www.hip-edge.com/christian_ipod_covers.html
http://www.christianshirts.net/
RAmen
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I agree with you, the FSM is pretty weird. But as weird as this movement is, this movement deserves a chance. Personally, I’m Buddhist, but it does not mean I can call a FSM believer a *BLEEP*. They believe in their own beliefs, and I’ll believe in mine, so just leave the FSM believers alone, and do what you do yourself. Me, I’m never thinking about the FSM being real, until they change the heaven theory.
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I agree with you, the FSM is pretty weird. But as weird as this movement is, this movement deserves a chance. Personally, I’m Buddhist, but it does not mean I can call a FSM believer a *BLEEP*. They believe in their own beliefs, and I’ll believe in mine, so just leave the FSM believers alone, and do what you do yourself. Me, I’m never thinking about the FSM being real, until they change the heaven theory. So please, stop being as annoying as the C++ programmers that won’t give batch scripters a moments rest.
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I’m pretty sure that I’ve seen an iPod cover with a cross as a “love gift” on TBN before.
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ORLY?
http://www.hip-edge.com/christian_ipod_covers.html
http://www.christianswag.com/
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Whaddaya mean, this is just pure bullsh**? Christianity has televangelists and T-shirts, and if you haven’t seen people wearing T-shirts saying “Christianity,” you’re either blind or illiterate. Look, the Church of the FSM is sheer genius. The only difference between current religions and dead mythologies are the number of practicing worshippers. I’m sure Hercules and Thor were kickass dieties back in the day, and in time even Mohammed and JC will be yawned over in dusty textbooks. The FSM is as real as Jehovah. Your “relationship with your God” is all in your head, and when you die you’re simply going to rot like the rest of us. In the meantime, smarten up and have a beer. We gave up on our imaginary friends when we were children – why can’t you? Pastafarians unite!
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Actually I have seen Jesus T-shirts, and iPod covers with crosses on them.
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you really never saw a Tshirt like that??
I saw one saying Christianity is true, Muslim is a Lie, Homosexuality is Sin and Abortion is Murder, all in the same one.
And the Ipod cover is there to, also, some people put crosses on the handle of their guns =3
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Thats Crap! This Has Nothing on Christianity!
Have you ever been in Koorong?
( Christian Bookshop)
This is Awesome.
You no nothing.
May the FSM Touch your soul with his
noodly apendage.
Abby xox
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This Has nothing on Christianity.
NOTHING! NOTHING AT ALL!
Have you Ever Been In Koorong?
( Christian Bookshop )
WERE HAVE YOU BEEN? A HOLE?
May The FSM Touch your Soul With his Noodly apendage.
Abby
XOXO
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I’m sure there are T-shirts and Ipod covers for Christianity, and that there are plenty of people who would like them. There certainly is jewelery designed on christian themes (like the cross), FSM T-shirts are just a modern Christian necklace.
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Also, suplly and demand mate. If people really want a way to show thier faith then they deserve a way to show their faith, we just do it with tacky T-shirts etc.
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ha ha! you are a moron!
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Haven’t you ever seen the T-shirts Christians have? I’m sure there’s i-pod covers out there for every religion. Get over yourself, and learn to tolerate others.
What would you call most religions? They make the promise of something they’ll never be around to tell whether they’ve been scammed or not.
The only thing that’s worse than discovering you’ve been scammed is going your whole life without knowing whether you’ve been scammed or not.
Also, to anyone else who happens to be reading this:
Why doesn’t the forum work? All I get is a 404 message!
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“I don’t see people wearing T shirts saying “Christianity”, or Ipod covers with the cross on it. This is a scam, you people need to get out more.”
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You don’t? Wow, YOU really need to get out more.
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-OEJ
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James Dobson’s, for one.
If you don’t think there are Christian T-shirts or Christian iPod accessories, maybe you should get out more.
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Well, it took 3 seconds to find http://www.goodnewsclothing.com/ and it includes http://www.goodnewsclothing.com/christian-ipod-suits-c-62.html?osCsid=7495092184d985168bbe0675b4a533d6. Amazing.
It just goes to proove Christians are poor researchers. Sadly i don’t think Some1 will come back and realise they are so very, very wrong.
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http://www.101t-shirts.com/acatalog/Jesus_Christ_He_Rocks_t_shirts.html
http://www.hip-edge.com/christian_ipod_covers.html
Now, dear Retard, I believe, YOU need to do a little google search to find where your wrong.
(LOL, the IPod covers do actually have a cross on them)
Please, don’t make your religion seem sensible, we will show you otherwise.
Hope you are writhing in embarrassment (Since it seems you can’t use google)
Melissa
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oh Dude YOU ARE SOOOOO WRONG XD LOOK AT THIS XD
SKREW T-SHIRTS THEY HAVE JESUS THONGS XD XD YOUR RELIGION IS FUKING hilarious!
http://www.cafepress.com/landoverbaptist/429363XD
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Looks like some1 is blind – my condolences. Eveywhere you go you see crosses, lapel badges, car stickers and, yes, T-shirts promoting religion. You can’t get away from them. The difference is, ours are fun.
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A google of “Christian t-shirt” brings over 800 000 results, which is about double the results for “Islam T-shirt”, about quadruple the amount of results for “Hindu T-shirt” and over 20 times the amount of results for “Pastafarian T-shirts”
So Christianitys the scam.
Do some fucking research before you criticize other religions next time.
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There are many religions who in some way or another try to make money of there believers.
By the way, the profit’s are meant to be used for a huge pirate ship church whereas catholics have paid money for the St Peter’s basilisk without getting anything in return for years, so where not all that bad.
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http://images.google.com/images?um=1&hl=en&q=jesus+t-shirt+christian
In other religions, donations go directly to the priests’ pockets. However, not only we get to donate towards a noble cause of building the first Pirate Ship Church, we also get tokens for our trouble. Isn’t it awesome?
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if you look right you will see lots of christianity t-shirts and christianiti ipodcovers.
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Please check out the nice selection of Christian Ipod covers at http://www.hip-edge.com/christian_ipod_covers.html
R
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There are T-shirsts saying “Jesus loves you” which is one of if not the highest selling shirt to date. What about the fish christians put on cars. I dont see anything here that religions wouldnt do or alrady have done. Its a shame that the Chuch of the Flying Spaggetti Monster doesnt have its own country where it is based. *cough* vatican *cough*
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Good god, I see Christian T-shirts all the time. My personal favorite is “Jesus died for MySpace in heaven.” You can bet these same people are funding a church SOMEWHERE with donations.
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Genius!!!!
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then you aren’t looking hard enough
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Actually there’s lots of Christian t-shirts around: http://www.cafepress.com/buy/christianity/-/x_0/source_searchBox/y_0 So that’s bullshit too I guess? :)
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Irony meter not functioning correctly here.
Christian flag? Jesus fish?
Everything this site sales is a parody of something you’d see a person of faith having at some point. We rastafarians just want our religion to be spread in the best way possible, so our main site does merchandise. What’s so wrong with that?
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Umm Christianity produces shirts saying stuff about christ.
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this isn’t a real religion.
the fsm is just a satirical (spelling?), probably athiest, movement that incourages people to think about the truth of the origins of religons, thier holy books and thier claims. therefore, yes it is bullsh**, but it has a purpose for being bullsh**. to make you think about other religons. and why people believe them when there is no hard scientific evidence for them. if there is some all powerful all knowing omnipresent being that created, persuades us and alters small parts of our lives because we beg ( or at least get down on your knees and pray) surely is seems more likely that it is an invisible flying spaghetti monster rather than some (there is only one, non-allknowing creature). put into mathmatical terms it is almost definately more probable. i personally think that the fsm is so cool, as it combines scrutnising religons, promoting pirates, have fridays free from most work related stuff, and SPAGHETTI!!!!!
basically i think that before insulting fsmism people should look at there own religons look at the parralells (definately spelt wrong) and explain why in the case of their religon it isn’t doutable.
from a rather humoured pastafarian
RAmen
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omg why can’t i see my comment i spent ages on that!!!!
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I saw someone wearing a Christianity t-shirt once. It said, “Jesus died for my sins and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.” That counts, right?
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You need to lighten up a little.
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- Cap’nUberbob
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The fact that you don’t see people wearing Christian t-shirts tells me it’s you who needs to get out more.
Plus, upon walking into the jewelry section of a store, about half of the jewelry consists of cross necklaces. So yeah, don’t talk about the commercialization of our religion.
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Because T-shirt makers and iPod cover designers are already enlightened of the noodliness he gives us all.
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I do.
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Ummm, I’ve seen T-shirts with “JESUS” written on them. In fact, I’ve seen lots of Christian shirts. Not to mention, bumper stickers, license plates, toast, etc. Christianity is a scam that has been going on for 1500 years. These people need to get over themselves.
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YOU ARE AN IDIOT
THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER SHALL SMITE YOU
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One of the reasons I am a radical atheist vs. someone who just doesn’t buy the bullshit is the way that Christianity is rammed down my throat daily. Besides the million “Jesus loves me” shirts I see a day, Christians have the annoying habit of putting up 100 foot high crosses and electronic billboards so that you don’t have a choice but to be accosted by it. I just had ATT put up a cell tower in my neighborhood on a church property and they made them put a huge cross on top. Now I have to look at it daily. I tried to keep my kids free of ALL programming including mine so they can make up their own mind when they are old enough (as the only reason people believe this tripe is that they were programmed as kid). But noooooo, now I have to answer questions about the new cross in my neighborhood. So since I refuse to lie, I tell my kids exactly what it is. I tell them it is a really old fairy tale. In this fairy tale the main guy gets killed by people who don’t like him. They made a rack out of wood in the shape of a cross and then drove railroad spikes right through his hands and feet and blood gushed everywhere. When he didn’t die they impaled him with a spear right into the liver. He really bled then. Just to be mean they took a baseball bat and hit his legs till they crunched.
So now when we go by it my son calls it “the rack”.
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http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=%22christian%22+shirt+OR+ipod&btnG=Search
lol?
Normally, I’d interpret this as a joke, but considering the content of all the other hate mail, this guy seems to be serious.
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there are shirts and ipod covers for most religions. besides what about those fish for christians that you see on bunches of cars or the WWJD (What would jesus do) sticker on cars.
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I see crosses everywhere. Open you eyes and shut your mouth.
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The shame is he is probably too dumb to know how ironic the statement is. I did a quick search of christian t shirts and ipod covers and found thousands.
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1,010,000 Gogle hits for Christian T shirts and iPod covers at http://www.hip-edge.com/christian_ipod_covers.html
If you haven’t seen Christian t-shirts you haven’t been looking.
I just bought a new baseball style cap with a work-related design. After I bought it I noticed “In God We Trust” all over the inside. If it grows hair maybe I’ll become a believer!
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uhhhh. what about those fish things that people put on the back of thier cars, does that count? and seriously are you that insecure in your beliefs and affiliations? every religon is Exploited to some degree.
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Of course they do you freakin retard! lol!
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Actually, unless you live in a hole, it’s quite easy to see a moron wearing a shirt that screams christianity. Ever hear of “jonny boy 3:16?”
Yours in FSM,
Sean
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Hey Dickwipe:
Did you not recently seen a t-Shirt with the slogan, “Do the Jew?” Damn, man, you just make it far too easy…
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In addition to completely missing the point, you seem to not notice the many people who do unironically wear Jesus-based apparel.
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Obviously you don’t look hard enough.
T-Shirts in Wal-Mart, and the rest anywhere someone thinks they can make a buck. I still have not seen a plumber or home builder with the pirate fish in their ad (sadly) but have seen it too many times in the newspaper/phonebook etc…
BTW for over the top in your face google “big cross” and “effingham”
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say what?
if you don’t see t-shirts and other consumer goods promoting christianity, you are either blind or in denial!
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You think so? You don’t know shit. There are TONS of Christian shirts, license plates, wristbands, iPod covers…
Just search google. First hit I got was a shirt saying “So glad I’m a Christian M♥M (mom)”
Look at what I found googling for Christ gear:
“Thank you for visiting our website. Here you will find the Crusader for Christ one-of-a-kind design printed on t-shirts, sweatshirts, bookmarkers, and other items. The Crusader for Christ design is not just an ordinary message on clothing to be worn. It is anointed by God to be used as a powerful spiritual tool for teaching and witnessing to the world, God’s promise of protection found in Ephesians 6:10-18.”
Your story is full of bullshit.
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http://dangtshirts.com/images/jesusTWhite.jpg
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Some1
Time for an eye exam.
Religious symbolism is everywere.
I’m not even gonna start a list.
You did remind me however of a funny one.
My Dad who really didn’t like some of my Rock and Roll T shirts went to Boston to see Pope John Paul and came back wearing – Yep! – the Pope John Paul T- shirt.
Cool.
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then you m ust live in a country without clothes or ipods. Possibly Namibia. But then how’d you get online?
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I just did a Google search for Christian gifts. The results came back showing 1-10 of about 1,770,00.
http://www.google.com/search?q=christian+gifts&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&client=firefox-a
Is it even necessary to say more?
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Oh yeah, and:
http://www.touchofheavenapparel.com/christian_accessories_ipod_cases.html
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Wait, so, you’ve never seen religions that have T-shirts and other memorabilia? Maybe you should get out more. Never seen a “Jesus Saves” bumper sticker? How about a Jesus fish on a car? You really thought out that argument. Good job.
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Christian ipod, WITH the cross on it:
http://www.hip-edge.com/christian_ipod_covers.html
Christian T-shirts:
http://www.christianshirts.net/
And here you can also get your favorite book in your Ipod with the cross on (I say go for the pink ipod)
http://www.godsiphone.com/
//H
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Everywhere I go I see Christian bumper stickers and T shirts that say Jesus loves you. Maybe Christianity is a huge scam on humanity that Yeshua pulled off.
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http://www.christianshirts.net/
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A quick Google (which, as we all know, is a corruption of the word noodle) gave me this story of a devout football player wore a t-shirt saying “I belong to Jesus” http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/2007/05/kit_parade_kaka.html and you can buy them too.
And then there’s the iBelieve: http://news.cnet.com/8301-10784_3-5917932-7.html $2 of which will go to charity. All very Christian.
I’m not sure how you can call this a scam anyway. I’m not forced or tricked into buying goods touched by His Noodly Appendage, I do it out of free will.
Speaking for myself, but I get out quite alot. If I spent any more time out, I wouldn’t need a house. Besides, dividing people into those who get out, and those who stay in sounds like a typical way religion separate us from them. The chosen by God and the heathens who deserve nothing more than a grizzly death.
Love thy noodle, I say.
R’amen
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Then you obviously haven’t checked out http://www.mychristiangear.com/jesustshirts.html. Your religion is just as commercial. Maybe YOU need to get out more.
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You seriously have never seen christian marketing? Really!? Hmmm
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Ya I know, the other religions only invade our schools. There’s nothing wrong with that of course?
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You obviously haven’t checked out http://www.mychristiangear.com/jesustshirts.html. Your religion is just as commercial. Maybe YOU need to get out more.
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You’re just not looking if you think the addled Christian masses don’t do that. I suggest that YOU get out of the house.
Reality is quite a bit different, and quite a bit better than your book.
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Shut up
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Hi Some1,
I have to agree with you there about the iPod covers, but actually, when I lived in Colorado, I used to see people wearing T-shirts celebrating their faith and their church all the time — they’re a good way to raise money for church projects. So, I can’t agree with your conclusion…
I had the same reaction as you the first time I read about the Flying Spaghetti Monster, but the more I’ve read on the subject, the more I realize that it’s just as serious a religion as the one I was brought up with (namely, Catholicism).
Just my two cents….
Oooops, wait a sec… I just found a site selling Christian iPod covers (and t-shirts): http://www.hip-edge.com/christian_ipod_covers.html
Hmm…
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For some strange reason I would not be surprised if you are one of those people wearing a crucifix…. only like the most popular form of jewelry… *ouch*
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I see Christian themed t-shirts all the time as well as book stores dedicated to the issue of Christianity, and churchs all over town. May I ask about the rock you’ve been hiding under for the last few decades?
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I see you’ve not seen http://www.christianshirts.net or http://www.hip-edge.com/christian_ipod_covers.html
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Pretty sure there are Chritianity (or any other religion) stores. Look online for maybe two minutes and you can find vendors, custom or actual stores, that sell religious nicknacks, pendants, maybe even an ipod cover. Lighten up
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Not to mention tithing. I hope His Noodleness will forgive me for not contributing 10% of my income to Him, but I need the money for Pasta, which in its own way is a contribution, I suppose. Maybe if I buy some t-shirts, He will understand….
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lol christianity dosn’t need to sell stuff, they just get tithes from people. and scientology is much worse
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Never seen a shirt with the Christ fish on it? How about a WWJD bracelet? Someone needs to get out more often. That monitor tan can’t be healthy.
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Your a shut in aren’t you…
Ha ha ha ha, thank you for bringing a smile to my dial!
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“May I ask about the rock you’ve been hiding under for the last few decades?”
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Don’t forget to ask if he’d mind crawling back underneath it and stay there…
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Ahhh so this is what they mean by ‘blind’ faith.
:)
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Would this be coming from Some1 belonging to a religious cult which promotes wearing of its mechandised execution devices around the necks of its members?
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“around the necks”should have been “around the throats”…….more apt..
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Are you saying that your church runs on no money? Wherever I look there are please give/donate/support your church signs/posters/t-shirts/crokery etc. It appears odd to me that God can make a planet, make humans, bring you to heaven, send you to hell etc, but for some reason he just cannot handle money. He always needs money. Money it seems is too powerful for Him to handle. Isn’t that strange? I would ask you to think about that but I’m positive it would be a pointless exercise.
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I think that the title to this hate mail is meant as a sort of table of contents. He/she wrote a bunch of pure BS, and titled it accordingly.
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Funny. You guys who searched the web to prove ‘Some1′ wrong (with regards to the “scam”) ironically also proved ‘Some1′ right. He/she did finish by saying “you people need to get out more”. Too true.
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Wait! An Mp3 playering a crucifix… Marketing!!
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Some1
You need a Tee with an upward arrow placed above the word “Fucktard”.
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I have seen them!
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Seriously dude. Christianity is so heavily advertised its ridonkulous. Please don’t open yourself up so badly for a punishment, it makes you look very foolish and extremely uncrediditable. I was suprised at this post especially when I post here ready for a fight. I would have to say you must be very sheltered because I see at least 10+ tee-shirts a day proclaiming faith… That figure dosn’t even include pin’s or necklaces, or rings…
Blessed Be The Noodly Appendage That Deftly Spreads The Holy Marinara Sause!
RAmen
“When one person has delusions, its called insanity. When more people have delusions, its called religion.”
-Unknown
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There are plenty of Christian t-shirts, these are just more humorous and fun!
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Lieing liars and the lieing lies they lie.,. you know of course this post is a fake. probably bobby himself.
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I proudly display my FSM car emblem, and have no problem knowing that my mistress paid $10 to buy it for me. It goes toward a good cause.
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Are you serious? I own a T-Shirt printing company. Churches are my biggest customers.
Christianity is a religion that creates a huge number of T-shirts. And book marks, and religious romance novels, and bumper stickers, and those little fish things on the back of cars, and bible covers, and jewelry, and many other items for sale. Christianity is BIG BUSINESS, far bigger than anything on this site.
To point a finger at the sales on this site and blindly ignore the commercialism within Christianity is, frankly, to go against the teaching of Christ. Jesus is reported to have said to get the beam our of your own eye before worrying about the mote in someone else’s.
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on the contrare, there is an iPod and laptop cover displaying a religious painting, the Creation of Man. Isn’t the entire idea of church a scam? We go to church every Sunday to donate five bucks! it’s just an easy way to get thousands of dollars per week.
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Hmmm…
What religion other than Christianity uses their profit to create multimillion dollar cathedrals (what’s the point?), gives Cadillacs and Mercedes for their pastors/ priests as well as giving them these gigantic homes to live in when they can use the money to help the poor daily instead of during the holidays or times where it will make them look good?
P.S… I have a Zombie Jesus shirt. It’s the greatest shirt ever.
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max1milian Jun 3rd, 2008 at 12:01 am
“We go to church every Sunday to donate five bucks!”
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You don’t have to go all the way to church evry week ….just have 10% of your earnings deducted every week via direct debit. I hear that’s the way the Baptists do it their pilferin…errr….pithing.
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Very considerate of them really…in case one doesn’t have gas money to drive to church I guess.
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yeah there has definately been merchendise with jesus and crosses
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PLEASE don’t even think about bringing $$ into your argument. Ever been to the vatican? For that matter, have you ever even been outside of whichever close-minded, podunk county you must hail from?
There is quite literally BILLIONS of dollars of jewels, art and structures in that evil, evil place. All this while dozens of their homeless believers starve in the streets just mere feet from the entrance. Sick, sick, sick.
churches + money = bullshit and corruption.
There – I feel better now!! Please write us again!
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Wow, he doesn’t get out much. I work with a guy who has both of those and showed them off at a company outting. I wouldn’t be suprised if he had underwear that read, “WWJD?”
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Christian themed merchandise is everywhere. T-shirts, jewelry, books, CDs, and individually wrapped mints with biblical verse printed on the wrappers (Testamints).
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I’ve seen shirts that say “Jesus is my home boy” Bumper stickers that say “Jesus loves you” and even DVD bibles. i would love to know how those things are different from FSMism. If christians can inform strangers of their religion, why can’t we?
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People, people.
Please calm yourselves.
I realize that we all are part of a religion, whichever religion that may be, because we believe it is the right way, but in turn there can never be pure undoubtable truth that any religion is right or wrong. We all have the gift of free will and free thinking minds, whether it be given to us by his Almighty Noodliness, or by any other god or goddess. So please, give up this arguement. There is no right or wrong answer. Yes, the persons point about the money is a poor one, but again his has his own opinion and Im very sure that his Noodliness would not want us to say that ‘Some1′ cannot put forth his oppinion. Thank you.
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What about the jesus is my homeboy tee shirts?
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hello i think every1 hu says bad things about pastafarians shood shut up cos we dont say nowt bout urs. So leave us alone plz.
Ps me n my friends r pirates and my friend is still a midget. luv every pastafarian 2 bits keep up the gd work.
I think that everyone complaining are just being stupid. Im agnostic and i dont go around shouting abuse about your religion. I know its abit exentric but come on some christian views can be and 500 virgins in heaven from allah is just being stupid :)
im gay!!! AND I LOVE CHEESE !
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irony is a bitch, isnt it Some 1?
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I dont mean to point fingers, but you dont remeber the “wwjd” campaign? t-shirts, hats, shoes, arm bands, the works. it was like a jesus/livestrong campaign. and its not just chrisitians that make product promoting their religion. mormons go on mission trips around the globe and give mormon based products to help spread their religion. you need to stop and think real hard here. companies advertise to increase their business and revenue. so based on that very limiting thought, one could assume a religion was nothing but a business, if one had no knowledge of either extensively and only looked at that small amount of data. mcdonalds billboard’s, wwjd and chrisitan based billboards. fsm ipod covers, the entire “chrisitan rock” section of your local music store. yes, i am comparing an ipod cover to an entire genre of music, but still. i am simply pointing out one religions use of advertising in this “pure bullsh*t” you claim.
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I see a lot of Christian t-shirts, a lot of Christian bumper stickers/adornments…and last time I tried to get a Bible for free – they wanted to arrest me for shoplifting.
_Everyone_ makes money off of _everything_ if it
a) amuses
and/or
b) arouses
and/or
c) amazes
the potential consumer.
The whole organized religion thing fails on all three tests for me, but the FSM is good for 2/3 of the list, and that makes it a winner for me.
*FLASH* IMPORTANT REALIZATION *FLASH*
Wow. I just realized the depths of the meaning behind the poster’s post. You know how Plato and those ole Greek dudes would argue about reality and perfection and how everything in the material world is an imperfect copy of the Platonic Ideal? You know – this chair is only a shadow of the one true chair and the arguments about the shadows on the wall of the cave and all that?
Well – we’ve just been told that the FSM is not of this realm! He/She/It is pure perfection, untouchable in its ‘Noodly Glory’. To repeat PURE BS!
All other religions are imperfect BS! f you’re gonna have some BS, why not get it as pure and uncut as possible Some1 said so! All hail the pophet! One can never have enoph pophets!111!!1
lol. I smell sour grapes.
PC
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They wear crucifixes don’t they ? An they buy statues an the like to but in their houses…
They sell emm in lot of churches.
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and I ask why do we not see Christianity on a T-shirt? Ashamed of your religion?
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well if christiaity hasnt put up ipod or t shirt logos why dont they?
actually there are many ppl who wear crosses on thier shirts and possibly ipod covers
religion has a decision to mark thier logo. the KKK thought they were religious and wore the hoods and the cross.
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It’s odd that you don’t see people wearing Christian T-shirts, etc…they’re nigh-on ubiquitous. And it’s less likely a scam than a gag.
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What’s the difference between WWJD and WWFSMD? We need only be concerned with WWFSMD, the other is in the absolute “Truth” the same as the easter bunny. Meaning there’s no reason to care WJD sould do. Enough said.
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Here’s a great one:
http://stuff.tv/blogs/music/archive/2007/07/05/My-God_2100_-It_1920_s-a-new-iPod-case.aspx
With 48,000 Google hits on “Christian t-shirt”, I need not post the links ;)
RAmen — LL the FSM, may He give meaning to our lives.
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Ummm….
Yeah, Christians NEVER try to make money on religion
http://www.lifthimhigh.com
“Christian Products for Those Bold Enough to Wear Them”
Should I even bother pointing out televangelism….
Peace, Love and Pasta
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how can this possibly make sense?spagetti is a human creation as is meatballs so how would it be even possible that spagetti existed before the human race?even in different dimentions its not possible.
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@kaie
No, no no…you have it all wrong. the FSM predated everything and we have created our favorite food in his image. Different dimanesions, pshaw!
PC
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oh!
don’t forget
Got Jesus T shirts
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How can this possibly make sense? Exactly! How can any belief in the mystical make sense? Christian or otherwise? Man can pass around old stories for centuries, and just their age seems to give them gravitas. Might as well pick one that tastes good!
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no t shirts? hell chistianity has websites called godtube http://www.godtube.com/
christianity sells thousands of t shirts
in fact there is a store called christian t shirts.net
http://www.christianshirts.net/
hell christianity even has music buisness, christian ballads, christian rock, christian rap(unbelievable rap!)
so here we are selling t shirts while you sell t shirts, music, cds, websites.
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If you want a free Bible you can often go to a church and they will give you one. Going to a Christianity shop generally is a bad way to get a free copy.. :/
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Yeah, i’m pretty sure i used to own about fifty shirts that said Jesus loves you, or something to that extint. I dust with them now.
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i would say it is a religion in the now and up to date with economic trends rather than stuck in the past.
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I think it’s fake.
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Clearly, you’ve missed the point. Scam isn’t the phrase I would use. I would simply say this “religion” is making a statement. You aren’t expected to believe anything you read about this religion, no matter how outrageous and unbelieveable it may seem to you. If you think about it, many people feel that way about Christianity. How can something so unbelieveable and outrageous be a true explanation for how we all came to be? … what a glorious conundrum.
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This is an amazing statement. I would just like to point out that there are christian music festivals where people make thousands off of merchandise such as those you listed in your argument. Also, many christianity churches will pass around donation jars, where they ask you for money (My dad dragged me to both of the events i have listed).
Praise be unto His Noodly Goodness!
RAmen
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http://www.hip-edge.com/christian_ipod_covers.html
http://www.goodnewsclothing.com/fitted_christian_t_shirts.php
The list is endless.
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actually, i do see people with shirts and ipod covers like that
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Just a question, what is tithing?
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I have seen plenty of Christian shirts such as “Pick Jesus (picture of guitar pick)”
At least Pastafarianism doen’t have their followers go to church and give them money for salvation.
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Well, I’ve seen christian necklaces and stuff, but as for the FSM and iPod covers….Why would we NOT want to put him on our most cherished possesion? Besides, I’m thinking His Noodelyness would want to rock out as much as us.
RAmen
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I see that kind of thing all the time….where have you been?
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wow.
actually, Christianity is the number 1 commercialized religion, with t-shirts, music, websites… for god’s sake (no pun intended), you even have tv shows and to brainwash the children into joining your religion!
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I would have to disagree, there are so many “Christianity” tee-shirts out there that it’s not even funny, for instance, at bible retreates, they have shirts for sale that say “I’m Hot; revelations 3:16″ and according to your argument, then Christianity is also a scam.
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I do
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How many cars do you see with those little chrome fish badges/window sticker each day? And you say these items are a joke, well congratulations to you for noticing get yourself a biscuit and celebrate.
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OMG!!!!! is this guy from Alaska or something? live in Tennessee and I would say that 9/10 cars have a WWJD or Jesus this or a Jesus fish on it. And I remember the Religious trend in High School/ Middle School where everyone had WWJD bracelets and etc. so thats not capitalizing on religion then what qualifies.
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@flyingfridgemagnet
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“Just a question, what is tithing?”
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Tithing is handing over 1/10 of your hard-earned income over to a church. Churches promote this as a virtue and a worthy goal. Some try to make it a duty, and enforce it through guilt. ( I wish I could come up with some scam that would get people to give me 10% of their income!)
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RAmen
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“I don’t see people wearing T shirts saying “Christianity”, or Ipod covers with the cross on it.”
you simply have to put “christian t-shirts” into google to the the vast range of clothing (and possibly ipod covers!)
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hahaha wtf? in my town there is a “Christian Resource shop” where they sell WWJD bracelets, Christian themed clothing, holy pencils, themed bibles etc. We like going in there and moving all the bibles into the fiction section for fun.
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got this one from one of the sites posted above..
*giggle giggle*
http://www.goodnewsclothing.com/images/popups/APTPOL.jpg
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Here we have just another pissed off fucktard who types before he thinks.
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well looks like someones retarded lol. i hate these ignorant bastards. yet… there stupidity is so hilarious. some what entertaining in a way. plus the Christians wear crosses on necklaces and t shirts and yes even ipod covers noob
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I actually own the christian ipod cover
http://www.hip-edge.com/christian_ipod_covers.html
it pretty much rocks
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Um, Christians wear all those funny necklaces with a plus sign on them…isn’t that marketing? Or those Jesus Freak shirts….or those Jesus fish stickers and ornaments…
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Hahaha, Christians wear Christianity T-shirts all the time. My religious nut friend wears a “salt ‘n’ light” t-shirt every Wednesday. He has a Jesus fish on his car, and wears a cross around his neck. He doesn’t have an Ipod but if he did, I’m sure there would a a “i
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Have you been to ANY of the churches, chapels or the VATICAN…Can you say gift shop hell???? They were the first at marketing religion…hundreds of years before this guy.
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actually i’ve seen about 458975897810 diffrent christianity T shirts. Moron.
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just because you don’t want to see t-shirts and ipod-covers advertising Christianity doesnt mean they aren’t there! FYI just about EVERYTHING is advertising Christianity these days! you have t-shirts, jewelry, books, music, tv channels, and ipod-covers! and some of those things don’t even display a cross and yet have the same effect! so why do you complain if a few people do make money off of Our Holy Flying Spaghetti Monster? our creator does not mind and neither should you!
lol we need to get out more? how about you! you’re the one who found this site just to send some dumb hate messages!
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Then man, you need some freaking glasses.
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Could i please refer you to this website:
http://www.cafepress.com/objectivemin/ where you can buy many quality Christian stuff, ranging from mugs to thongs…
ENJOY
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Are you kidding me?
How about I name everythinga person has owned I’ve seen with a Christian theme.
(This could take a while)
Bumper Stickers.
Book Covers.
Necklaces.
Earrings.
Other Piercings.
T-Shirts.
Sweatshirts.
Pants.
Shoes.
Ballcaps.
Knit hats.
Hundreds of different books, not including the Bible.
Window Stickers.
Suction cups things for your window.
Metal Decals.
EVERYTHING that says WWJD.
Coffee cups.
Mini Crosses.
Figurines.
Tattoos of crosses or other religious symbols.
And I’m sure there’s thousands more.
Not even mentioning everything that is CHRISTmas themed. Or EASTER themed.
You sir, are a person of below average intelligence, and I hereby award you this sign.
http://www.binary.net/thomcat/Picts/sign.gif
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I support the marketing.
Oh, and he seems more sarcastic than anything.
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there are shirts, bumper stickers, key chains etc. with wwjd propaganda all over it.
…and what about jesus fish?
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I can’t even begin to tell you how many NOTW stickers, shirts, etc. I see on peoples’ cars, shirts, etc…
NOTW = Christianity
What’s the difference Some1?
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Dude! They pass around a donation collection bin during every ceremony. Do you know where all that goes?
How many fat priests have you seen? How many thin priests have you seen? Does your priest/pastor/reverend drive around in a benz or other similarly luxurious car?
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Don’t forget Christian energy drinks: http://www.1in3trinity.com/drink.html
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Christian energy drinks can’t hold a candle to grog!
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RAmen
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Hey some1. ???!!! Others of our faith have already pointed out that Christianity is full of marketing and items for purchase (how much of that Christian generated revenue ever goes to helping out “the least of my brothers”?) I can say with some measure of righteousness that at least our god does not demand a weekly portion of my salary be given up to his representative (whichever minister/priest/etc. happens to be running the scam) in the form of a tithe. Nor does our god threaten to send us to nasty places after we die or make life hard for us while we are alive if we don’t fork over some cash.
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“This is just pure bullsh**, what religion creates T shirts, ipod covers? I don’t see people wearing T shirts saying “Christianity”, or Ipod covers with the cross on it. This is a scam, you people need to get out more.”
You need to get out more, if you haven’t seen shirts, bumper stickers, et cetera that have crosses, Jesus, and bible quotes.
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@ Molina
Wow… I’ve actually never seen a Christian based energy drink before…
Thats… REALLY sad actually.
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I’ve seen christianity shirts and ipod covers before…
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Bag of Douche. That’s all I really have to say about this guy.
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there’s a whole slew of protestant religions which basically got started because martin luther disagreed with the church selling indulgences and other stuff like that…learn your history.
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there’s a whole slew of protestant religions that were formed basically because martin luther didn’t like that the church was selling indulgences, etc…learn your history.
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LMFAO
OMG Christianity DOES HAVE TSHIRTS YOU NIMROD!!!
THEY DO MAKE IPOD COVER, I KNOW THIS CAUSE IVE SEEN THEM!!
lmfao
your a douchebag go burn in a fire
(:
thankyoucomeagian
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In case you didn’t know, all the money raised from the purchase of FSM merchandise goes towards the construction of a real pirate ship, so that one day all pastafarians may board it and have a great time spreading the word of the Great Noodly One.
-RAmen
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yeah… christians and that DO have t-shirts and ipod covers and stuff you know. It’s one of their many tactics of converting everyone who does not beleive in their god.
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jesus is my homeboy?
Great Noodly One is my homeboy.
:D
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wtf?
seriously ive seen christianity tees… ipod covers… snow globes… bathing suits… shoes… lamps… keychains
you name it!
seriously go to a flea market!
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LOL!
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omfg. are you serious? have you been introduced to society before? dont you realize taht christianity makes ridiculous amounts of money on merchandise? retarded much?
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Bwaa haa…This dude is either blind or lives in Iraq!
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yes because wearing tiny crosses around your neck has nothing to do with religion, neither do icons and statuettes of every saint you can imagine. Don’t give me a fucking lesson in merchandising ou douch, open your eyes.
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I think if one looks, not too hard, they can find all sorts of merchandise dealing with Christianity. There is the pope bobblehead dolls. Pope on a rope. T-shirts, flags, hats, pins, and so many other things that are sold for profit. When Pope Benny came to the US, there were so many things you could buy to show the pope you were a catholic. I guess some people still think the internets is a series of tubes too.
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So that means we all believe in this, yes? I’m finding this very difficult to believe, personally.
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Asshole, I’ve seen whole STORES based on selling christian shit. not just tiny mom and pop stores, either. It’s half the size of fucking walmart! and its a chain! study before you rant hypocritically on others, douche.
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Yea I’ve even seen Christian anal beads.
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wait Kitkat it’s not…damn now i understand, i always wondered how my laptop worked…and to jambomuffin, your kidding rite? where can i get these anal beads…they would just be funny to see
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Dude. They named a fucking bikers gang “The new apostles.” They had leather jackets, and jesus fish on their bikes that said that.
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Martin Luther didn`t seem to agree with that one *laughs* Christianity has been making money off of its faithful since it`s conception.
The idea of purgatory and indulgences was particularly smart.
And yes there are T-Shirts…bumperstickers… keychains…playing cards, and whatever other paraphernalia you can possibly think of. While I`ve never actually seen an iPod cover myself I wouldn`t be stupid enough to bet against it.
Oh and the video games…now those are special
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@jambomuffin : lolz. yes, I have seen them, too; but I think they call them “rosary” beads. how “roses” and “anal” really go together, I’m not entirely sure, but sounds painful….
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Mmm, I guess he forgot about the whole christian rock genre with all their merchandising. Oh, yeah and you can’t forget the Jesus/Paul/etc action figures. (sold at Walmart apparently) http://consumerist.com/consumer/trends/talking-jesus-action-figure-sells-out-at-walmart-332085.php
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im sure this guy doesnt see Christian merchandise. his head is clearly too far up his ass.
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RAmen to that jesse.
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As soon as I read this I immediately looked up “ipod cover with cross” on google and found results. One of them was a cover that made the ipod look like a hymn book (even worse than a cross) and another that had the ipod shuffle (short white stick) plug into an attachment that looked like a cross (except missing a stick) causing it to look like! A Cross! It is called the iBelieve. Check it out: http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3105/2350634771_681976ba71.jpg Christianity is the biggest scam on the planet. Especially those TV shows that constantly are asking for more money. I love the way that George Carleton put it: “God is all knowing and all powerful… but he’s not so good with money! He always needs more of it! Can’t get enough money!”
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its not like Christians have there own tv channel oh wait they do
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In the words or SouthPark, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb.
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Oh yeah! And what about, WWJD “what would Jesus do ” bumper stickers!! and Christmas presents and Easter baskets!! People who get so uppity about their religion secretly don’t believe and it scares them to be free thinkers….
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not to mention Bibleman, if you haven’t heard of it, google and DESPAIR!
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No merchandising in Xtianity eh – so whats with the cross? Oh yeah and dont forget the cross with the acrobat on it as well, who ever he is? Iconography? Books – especially the one with the ….erm….cross, yeah that’s it, the one with the cross on the front – all Xtians seem to have at least one of those, Even the Fatcatican in rome and Canterbury Cathedral sells tat, souvenirs from Lourdes, The church of St Nicholas sells santas all year round, funny really because it never drops much below 25 degrees there and you dont see that many Turks walking around in red fur-lined clothes and big black boots, well you wouldn’t really, that one came from Cocacola didn’t it, great product placement! Candles, stickers, sweatshirts, hats, t-shirts (funniest one I have seen had a Celtic cross on it!). The Catholic Church is the wealthiest organisation in the world and it cant all have come through the offertory box!
I believe that the Xtian story of the sermon on the mount has been hijacked from the FSM – the only one that could have fed all of those people was – logically the FSM!
Chianti anyone?
Yaaarrrrghh! Yaaarrrrrghh!
P.S. Any theosophical thoughts on the true meaning of Pieces of Eight?
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You mean, other than the guy interviewed on 60 Minutes (I think it was, anyway) who sold Papal memorabilia before and during Pope Nazinger’s visit to the US? (Wouldn’t a miter hat be more appropriate than a baseball cap?)
Or, how about the WWJD? t-shirts floating hither and to? (I’m pretty sure he wouldn’t wear t-shirts!)
And I suppose crucifixes are free for the taking? (I want me a free cross!)
Try having a fact or two before ranting, Some1.
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Ahhh…Cuz we all know that “Jesus is my homeboy” shirts are soooo not marketing this religion. But all is fair. I am not here to mock others and their beliefs. FSM may someday touch them and they will know the truth.
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umm What about Christian book/gift shops?? uhh hello?? you never see I HEART JESUS bumper stickers??
Since when do they give out bibles for free??
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Guys guys!!!
Settle down. While you are right, there is plenty of xian merchandise, don’t be so angry and hateful. Be a better pirate than him and be polite. Stooping to lower levels than him isn’t going to help anything. If you have been on the intarrrnets for over a minute, you should know flame wars help nothing.
OrigamiSquared
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“what religion creates T shirts, ipod covers? I don’t see people wearing T shirts saying “Christianity”, or Ipod covers with the cross on it.”
You’re right, I’ve never seen a WWJD (I like to think of it as “What would Juice do?”) t-shirt or wrist band. Nor have I ever seen a cross for sale in a jewelery store or a sketch for one on a tattoo artist’s wall, but then I don’t get out much. Mormons do it up best though, with the religious underwear that is required, brilliant!
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OMFSM — I can’t even BEGIN to respond to this one!!
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This is the best christian T-shirt I’ve found
http://t-shirts.cafepress.com/item/protect-me-christian-baby-doll-tshirt/6499791
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21 – May 31st, 2008 at 8:52 am – charlie Says:
“….check out christian sex toys….www.covenantspice.com, no kidding.
frankly, i’d say the noodly one needs to expand. this presents new marketing opportunities to spread the faith.”
I haven’t read all the comments so I don’t know if anyone else picked up on this, but are you suggesting FSM sex toys?
I can just see the FSM pleasure doll with noodly appendages of all different shapes, sizes and even textures!
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Yea, no one wears Christianity T shirts. How ignorant can you possibly be? And this is coming from a group of people who worship a Flying Sphaghetti Monster.
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You might not see Christianity T-shirts, but you probably see expensive buildings called churches dedicated to Christianity when a lot of people are dying of hunger on the same street.
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Some1:
a) Enjoy the wit and satire and develop your sense of the ridiculous, it will make life much more interesting.
b) You should have seen World Youth Day here in Sydney AUS this year, there was TONS and TONS of Catholic/Christian merchandise sold by the church, it was everywhere literally!
x o Alison
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“I don’t see people wearing T shirts saying “Christianity”, or Ipod covers with the cross on it.”
haha.this is so funny…he mentions the cross while at the same time saying that Christians don’t promote their religion.
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‘I don’t see people wearing T shirts saying “Christianity”, or Ipod covers with the cross on it.’
You don’t get out much, do you?
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I don’t see the FSM selling anything like crosses, or sending people to houses trying to get us to convert. I had some christians come to my house and push themselves inside and when I started talking about the FSM they looked at me like I had found jesus and bitch-slapped him! Here these people were standing in MY living room trying to push THEIR religeon on me and I’m the bad guy? FUCK THAT! I see PLENTY of people with christian shirts on, ipod covers, tattoos, and other bullshit like that! I hope you’re touched by his noodley appendage! And soon so you can be saved by him and brought closer to Him!
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Uh, actually I see tons of Xian merch – hello, ever been to America lately? Shirts, mugs, bracelets, car decals, pencils… you name it, there is something with a cross, or a fish, or a verse on it. Like there are for any religion. In fact, whipping up a design with Photoshop or GIMP, then posting it on Zazzle or CafePress is an easy way to do it on your own. For a real religion or a made-up one. Wake up people.
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I need to get out much much less.
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Lol, I just found a spinoff of guitar hero, guitar praise!
This has got to be a joke
http://www.familychristian.com/shop/product.asp?prodID=57021
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I see people with tshirts, jackets, ipod covers, cellphone covers, stickers and decals, bumperstickers, necklaces, rings, bracelets, games, action figures, cups, toys, video games, light-up displays, crucifixes, dreidels, those funny little hats, anything that the letters WWJD can possibly be affixed to, movies, fishy stickers and badges, rosaries, incense, candles, dashboard mounts. Some people even buy their own pew in church.
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I saw i biker jacket that said praise god, with god spelled wrong.
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This guy doesn’t really get out much, does he?
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maybe you need to get open your eyes a little. learn a little history maybe. find out that a millions of people died because christians decided that spreading their religion would be the best thing that could happen to the world. the crusades, colonization of america, are some examples of such. try to learn the facts
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The style of writing is quite familiar . Have you written guest posts for other blogs?
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As a high school student, I see my peers walking around in T-shirts commemorating their religion every day (one person even has a shirt that says, in complete sincerity, “Jesus is my homeboy”). At least the proceeds from sales of FSM products go towards the promotion of intelligent and rational thought, whereas donations to, say, the 700 Club go towards private jets. Which is the real scam?
RAmen.
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You’ve never seen a t-shirt that says “Christianity”? Do you live in a freaking cave? Of course, I live in the Bible belt so maybe what I see isn’t the average fore the rest of America. I’m sure they are everywhere though, if you just take off the blindfold you’re wearing.
Here’s to hoping His Noodly Appendage touches you,
-GM
RAmen
If you have any questions about, or just want to discuss the existence of the FSM, you can reach me at kanastag@comcast.net
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Typo, I said fore as opposed to for, needed to correct the mistake.
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I guess he doesn’t remember the WWJD fad a few years back.
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Clearly you have never been shopping Some1.
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Oh dear oh dear.
How blinded can so be by their faith. Check out the site http://mitrust.co.uk/who_are_we.html
The real shop is even scarier! I’d love to know what Christian ‘essentials’ might be. The fact that they’ve got an integrated shop and chapel says it all really.
Have we got any Pastafarian essentials – apart from the eye-patches?
Ramen brothers and sisters.
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christian water with Jesus on it http://gamil.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/spiritual.jpg this is an actual product
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