This is just pure bullsh**, what religion creates T shirts, ipod covers? I don’t see people wearing T shirts saying “Christianity”, or Ipod covers with the cross on it. This is a scam, you people need to get out more.
-Some1
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I support the marketing.
Oh, and he seems more sarcastic than anything.
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there are shirts, bumper stickers, key chains etc. with wwjd propaganda all over it.
…and what about jesus fish?
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I can’t even begin to tell you how many NOTW stickers, shirts, etc. I see on peoples’ cars, shirts, etc…
NOTW = Christianity
What’s the difference Some1?
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Dude! They pass around a donation collection bin during every ceremony. Do you know where all that goes?
How many fat priests have you seen? How many thin priests have you seen? Does your priest/pastor/reverend drive around in a benz or other similarly luxurious car?
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Don’t forget Christian energy drinks: http://www.1in3trinity.com/drink.html
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Christian energy drinks can’t hold a candle to grog!
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RAmen
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Hey some1. ???!!! Others of our faith have already pointed out that Christianity is full of marketing and items for purchase (how much of that Christian generated revenue ever goes to helping out “the least of my brothers”?) I can say with some measure of righteousness that at least our god does not demand a weekly portion of my salary be given up to his representative (whichever minister/priest/etc. happens to be running the scam) in the form of a tithe. Nor does our god threaten to send us to nasty places after we die or make life hard for us while we are alive if we don’t fork over some cash.
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“This is just pure bullsh**, what religion creates T shirts, ipod covers? I don’t see people wearing T shirts saying “Christianity”, or Ipod covers with the cross on it. This is a scam, you people need to get out more.”
You need to get out more, if you haven’t seen shirts, bumper stickers, et cetera that have crosses, Jesus, and bible quotes.
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@ Molina
Wow… I’ve actually never seen a Christian based energy drink before…
Thats… REALLY sad actually.
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I’ve seen christianity shirts and ipod covers before…
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Bag of Douche. That’s all I really have to say about this guy.
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there’s a whole slew of protestant religions which basically got started because martin luther disagreed with the church selling indulgences and other stuff like that…learn your history.
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there’s a whole slew of protestant religions that were formed basically because martin luther didn’t like that the church was selling indulgences, etc…learn your history.
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LMFAO
OMG Christianity DOES HAVE TSHIRTS YOU NIMROD!!!
THEY DO MAKE IPOD COVER, I KNOW THIS CAUSE IVE SEEN THEM!!
lmfao
your a douchebag go burn in a fire
(:
thankyoucomeagian
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In case you didn’t know, all the money raised from the purchase of FSM merchandise goes towards the construction of a real pirate ship, so that one day all pastafarians may board it and have a great time spreading the word of the Great Noodly One.
-RAmen
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yeah… christians and that DO have t-shirts and ipod covers and stuff you know. It’s one of their many tactics of converting everyone who does not beleive in their god.
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jesus is my homeboy?
Great Noodly One is my homeboy.
:D
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wtf?
seriously ive seen christianity tees… ipod covers… snow globes… bathing suits… shoes… lamps… keychains
you name it!
seriously go to a flea market!
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LOL!
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omfg. are you serious? have you been introduced to society before? dont you realize taht christianity makes ridiculous amounts of money on merchandise? retarded much?
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Bwaa haa…This dude is either blind or lives in Iraq!
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yes because wearing tiny crosses around your neck has nothing to do with religion, neither do icons and statuettes of every saint you can imagine. Don’t give me a fucking lesson in merchandising ou douch, open your eyes.
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I think if one looks, not too hard, they can find all sorts of merchandise dealing with Christianity. There is the pope bobblehead dolls. Pope on a rope. T-shirts, flags, hats, pins, and so many other things that are sold for profit. When Pope Benny came to the US, there were so many things you could buy to show the pope you were a catholic. I guess some people still think the internets is a series of tubes too.
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So that means we all believe in this, yes? I’m finding this very difficult to believe, personally.
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Asshole, I’ve seen whole STORES based on selling christian shit. not just tiny mom and pop stores, either. It’s half the size of fucking walmart! and its a chain! study before you rant hypocritically on others, douche.
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Yea I’ve even seen Christian anal beads.
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wait Kitkat it’s not…damn now i understand, i always wondered how my laptop worked…and to jambomuffin, your kidding rite? where can i get these anal beads…they would just be funny to see
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Dude. They named a fucking bikers gang “The new apostles.” They had leather jackets, and jesus fish on their bikes that said that.
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Martin Luther didn`t seem to agree with that one *laughs* Christianity has been making money off of its faithful since it`s conception.
The idea of purgatory and indulgences was particularly smart.
And yes there are T-Shirts…bumperstickers… keychains…playing cards, and whatever other paraphernalia you can possibly think of. While I`ve never actually seen an iPod cover myself I wouldn`t be stupid enough to bet against it.
Oh and the video games…now those are special
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@jambomuffin : lolz. yes, I have seen them, too; but I think they call them “rosary” beads. how “roses” and “anal” really go together, I’m not entirely sure, but sounds painful….
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Mmm, I guess he forgot about the whole christian rock genre with all their merchandising. Oh, yeah and you can’t forget the Jesus/Paul/etc action figures. (sold at Walmart apparently) http://consumerist.com/consumer/trends/talking-jesus-action-figure-sells-out-at-walmart-332085.php
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im sure this guy doesnt see Christian merchandise. his head is clearly too far up his ass.
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RAmen to that jesse.
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As soon as I read this I immediately looked up “ipod cover with cross” on google and found results. One of them was a cover that made the ipod look like a hymn book (even worse than a cross) and another that had the ipod shuffle (short white stick) plug into an attachment that looked like a cross (except missing a stick) causing it to look like! A Cross! It is called the iBelieve. Check it out: http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3105/2350634771_681976ba71.jpg Christianity is the biggest scam on the planet. Especially those TV shows that constantly are asking for more money. I love the way that George Carleton put it: “God is all knowing and all powerful… but he’s not so good with money! He always needs more of it! Can’t get enough money!”
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its not like Christians have there own tv channel oh wait they do
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In the words or SouthPark, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb.
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Oh yeah! And what about, WWJD “what would Jesus do ” bumper stickers!! and Christmas presents and Easter baskets!! People who get so uppity about their religion secretly don’t believe and it scares them to be free thinkers….
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not to mention Bibleman, if you haven’t heard of it, google and DESPAIR!
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No merchandising in Xtianity eh – so whats with the cross? Oh yeah and dont forget the cross with the acrobat on it as well, who ever he is? Iconography? Books – especially the one with the ….erm….cross, yeah that’s it, the one with the cross on the front – all Xtians seem to have at least one of those, Even the Fatcatican in rome and Canterbury Cathedral sells tat, souvenirs from Lourdes, The church of St Nicholas sells santas all year round, funny really because it never drops much below 25 degrees there and you dont see that many Turks walking around in red fur-lined clothes and big black boots, well you wouldn’t really, that one came from Cocacola didn’t it, great product placement! Candles, stickers, sweatshirts, hats, t-shirts (funniest one I have seen had a Celtic cross on it!). The Catholic Church is the wealthiest organisation in the world and it cant all have come through the offertory box!
I believe that the Xtian story of the sermon on the mount has been hijacked from the FSM – the only one that could have fed all of those people was – logically the FSM!
Chianti anyone?
Yaaarrrrghh! Yaaarrrrrghh!
P.S. Any theosophical thoughts on the true meaning of Pieces of Eight?
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You mean, other than the guy interviewed on 60 Minutes (I think it was, anyway) who sold Papal memorabilia before and during Pope Nazinger’s visit to the US? (Wouldn’t a miter hat be more appropriate than a baseball cap?)
Or, how about the WWJD? t-shirts floating hither and to? (I’m pretty sure he wouldn’t wear t-shirts!)
And I suppose crucifixes are free for the taking? (I want me a free cross!)
Try having a fact or two before ranting, Some1.
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Ahhh…Cuz we all know that “Jesus is my homeboy” shirts are soooo not marketing this religion. But all is fair. I am not here to mock others and their beliefs. FSM may someday touch them and they will know the truth.
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umm What about Christian book/gift shops?? uhh hello?? you never see I HEART JESUS bumper stickers??
Since when do they give out bibles for free??
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Guys guys!!!
Settle down. While you are right, there is plenty of xian merchandise, don’t be so angry and hateful. Be a better pirate than him and be polite. Stooping to lower levels than him isn’t going to help anything. If you have been on the intarrrnets for over a minute, you should know flame wars help nothing.
OrigamiSquared
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“what religion creates T shirts, ipod covers? I don’t see people wearing T shirts saying “Christianity”, or Ipod covers with the cross on it.”
You’re right, I’ve never seen a WWJD (I like to think of it as “What would Juice do?”) t-shirt or wrist band. Nor have I ever seen a cross for sale in a jewelery store or a sketch for one on a tattoo artist’s wall, but then I don’t get out much. Mormons do it up best though, with the religious underwear that is required, brilliant!
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OMFSM — I can’t even BEGIN to respond to this one!!
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This is the best christian T-shirt I’ve found
http://t-shirts.cafepress.com/item/protect-me-christian-baby-doll-tshirt/6499791
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21 – May 31st, 2008 at 8:52 am – charlie Says:
“….check out christian sex toys….www.covenantspice.com, no kidding.
frankly, i’d say the noodly one needs to expand. this presents new marketing opportunities to spread the faith.”
I haven’t read all the comments so I don’t know if anyone else picked up on this, but are you suggesting FSM sex toys?
I can just see the FSM pleasure doll with noodly appendages of all different shapes, sizes and even textures!
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Yea, no one wears Christianity T shirts. How ignorant can you possibly be? And this is coming from a group of people who worship a Flying Sphaghetti Monster.
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You might not see Christianity T-shirts, but you probably see expensive buildings called churches dedicated to Christianity when a lot of people are dying of hunger on the same street.
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Some1:
a) Enjoy the wit and satire and develop your sense of the ridiculous, it will make life much more interesting.
b) You should have seen World Youth Day here in Sydney AUS this year, there was TONS and TONS of Catholic/Christian merchandise sold by the church, it was everywhere literally!
x o Alison
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