This is just pure bullsh**, what religion creates T shirts, ipod covers? I don’t see people wearing T shirts saying “Christianity”, or Ipod covers with the cross on it. This is a scam, you people need to get out more.
-Some1
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say what?
if you don’t see t-shirts and other consumer goods promoting christianity, you are either blind or in denial!
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You think so? You don’t know shit. There are TONS of Christian shirts, license plates, wristbands, iPod covers…
Just search google. First hit I got was a shirt saying “So glad I’m a Christian M♥M (mom)”
Look at what I found googling for Christ gear:
“Thank you for visiting our website. Here you will find the Crusader for Christ one-of-a-kind design printed on t-shirts, sweatshirts, bookmarkers, and other items. The Crusader for Christ design is not just an ordinary message on clothing to be worn. It is anointed by God to be used as a powerful spiritual tool for teaching and witnessing to the world, God’s promise of protection found in Ephesians 6:10-18.”
Your story is full of bullshit.
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http://dangtshirts.com/images/jesusTWhite.jpg
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Some1
Time for an eye exam.
Religious symbolism is everywere.
I’m not even gonna start a list.
You did remind me however of a funny one.
My Dad who really didn’t like some of my Rock and Roll T shirts went to Boston to see Pope John Paul and came back wearing – Yep! – the Pope John Paul T- shirt.
Cool.
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then you m ust live in a country without clothes or ipods. Possibly Namibia. But then how’d you get online?
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I just did a Google search for Christian gifts. The results came back showing 1-10 of about 1,770,00.
http://www.google.com/search?q=christian+gifts&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&client=firefox-a
Is it even necessary to say more?
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Oh yeah, and:
http://www.touchofheavenapparel.com/christian_accessories_ipod_cases.html
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Wait, so, you’ve never seen religions that have T-shirts and other memorabilia? Maybe you should get out more. Never seen a “Jesus Saves” bumper sticker? How about a Jesus fish on a car? You really thought out that argument. Good job.
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Christian ipod, WITH the cross on it:
http://www.hip-edge.com/christian_ipod_covers.html
Christian T-shirts:
http://www.christianshirts.net/
And here you can also get your favorite book in your Ipod with the cross on (I say go for the pink ipod)
http://www.godsiphone.com/
//H
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Everywhere I go I see Christian bumper stickers and T shirts that say Jesus loves you. Maybe Christianity is a huge scam on humanity that Yeshua pulled off.
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http://www.christianshirts.net/
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A quick Google (which, as we all know, is a corruption of the word noodle) gave me this story of a devout football player wore a t-shirt saying “I belong to Jesus” http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/2007/05/kit_parade_kaka.html and you can buy them too.
And then there’s the iBelieve: http://news.cnet.com/8301-10784_3-5917932-7.html $2 of which will go to charity. All very Christian.
I’m not sure how you can call this a scam anyway. I’m not forced or tricked into buying goods touched by His Noodly Appendage, I do it out of free will.
Speaking for myself, but I get out quite alot. If I spent any more time out, I wouldn’t need a house. Besides, dividing people into those who get out, and those who stay in sounds like a typical way religion separate us from them. The chosen by God and the heathens who deserve nothing more than a grizzly death.
Love thy noodle, I say.
R’amen
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Then you obviously haven’t checked out http://www.mychristiangear.com/jesustshirts.html. Your religion is just as commercial. Maybe YOU need to get out more.
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You seriously have never seen christian marketing? Really!? Hmmm
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Ya I know, the other religions only invade our schools. There’s nothing wrong with that of course?
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You obviously haven’t checked out http://www.mychristiangear.com/jesustshirts.html. Your religion is just as commercial. Maybe YOU need to get out more.
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You’re just not looking if you think the addled Christian masses don’t do that. I suggest that YOU get out of the house.
Reality is quite a bit different, and quite a bit better than your book.
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Shut up
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Hi Some1,
I have to agree with you there about the iPod covers, but actually, when I lived in Colorado, I used to see people wearing T-shirts celebrating their faith and their church all the time — they’re a good way to raise money for church projects. So, I can’t agree with your conclusion…
I had the same reaction as you the first time I read about the Flying Spaghetti Monster, but the more I’ve read on the subject, the more I realize that it’s just as serious a religion as the one I was brought up with (namely, Catholicism).
Just my two cents….
Oooops, wait a sec… I just found a site selling Christian iPod covers (and t-shirts): http://www.hip-edge.com/christian_ipod_covers.html
Hmm…
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For some strange reason I would not be surprised if you are one of those people wearing a crucifix…. only like the most popular form of jewelry… *ouch*
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I see Christian themed t-shirts all the time as well as book stores dedicated to the issue of Christianity, and churchs all over town. May I ask about the rock you’ve been hiding under for the last few decades?
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I see you’ve not seen http://www.christianshirts.net or http://www.hip-edge.com/christian_ipod_covers.html
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Pretty sure there are Chritianity (or any other religion) stores. Look online for maybe two minutes and you can find vendors, custom or actual stores, that sell religious nicknacks, pendants, maybe even an ipod cover. Lighten up
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Not to mention tithing. I hope His Noodleness will forgive me for not contributing 10% of my income to Him, but I need the money for Pasta, which in its own way is a contribution, I suppose. Maybe if I buy some t-shirts, He will understand….
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lol christianity dosn’t need to sell stuff, they just get tithes from people. and scientology is much worse
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Never seen a shirt with the Christ fish on it? How about a WWJD bracelet? Someone needs to get out more often. That monitor tan can’t be healthy.
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Your a shut in aren’t you…
Ha ha ha ha, thank you for bringing a smile to my dial!
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“May I ask about the rock you’ve been hiding under for the last few decades?”
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Don’t forget to ask if he’d mind crawling back underneath it and stay there…
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Ahhh so this is what they mean by ‘blind’ faith.
:)
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Would this be coming from Some1 belonging to a religious cult which promotes wearing of its mechandised execution devices around the necks of its members?
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“around the necks”should have been “around the throats”…….more apt..
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Are you saying that your church runs on no money? Wherever I look there are please give/donate/support your church signs/posters/t-shirts/crokery etc. It appears odd to me that God can make a planet, make humans, bring you to heaven, send you to hell etc, but for some reason he just cannot handle money. He always needs money. Money it seems is too powerful for Him to handle. Isn’t that strange? I would ask you to think about that but I’m positive it would be a pointless exercise.
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I think that the title to this hate mail is meant as a sort of table of contents. He/she wrote a bunch of pure BS, and titled it accordingly.
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Funny. You guys who searched the web to prove ‘Some1′ wrong (with regards to the “scam”) ironically also proved ‘Some1′ right. He/she did finish by saying “you people need to get out more”. Too true.
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Wait! An Mp3 playering a crucifix… Marketing!!
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Some1
You need a Tee with an upward arrow placed above the word “Fucktard”.
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I have seen them!
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Seriously dude. Christianity is so heavily advertised its ridonkulous. Please don’t open yourself up so badly for a punishment, it makes you look very foolish and extremely uncrediditable. I was suprised at this post especially when I post here ready for a fight. I would have to say you must be very sheltered because I see at least 10+ tee-shirts a day proclaiming faith… That figure dosn’t even include pin’s or necklaces, or rings…
Blessed Be The Noodly Appendage That Deftly Spreads The Holy Marinara Sause!
RAmen
“When one person has delusions, its called insanity. When more people have delusions, its called religion.”
-Unknown
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There are plenty of Christian t-shirts, these are just more humorous and fun!
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Lieing liars and the lieing lies they lie.,. you know of course this post is a fake. probably bobby himself.
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I proudly display my FSM car emblem, and have no problem knowing that my mistress paid $10 to buy it for me. It goes toward a good cause.
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Are you serious? I own a T-Shirt printing company. Churches are my biggest customers.
Christianity is a religion that creates a huge number of T-shirts. And book marks, and religious romance novels, and bumper stickers, and those little fish things on the back of cars, and bible covers, and jewelry, and many other items for sale. Christianity is BIG BUSINESS, far bigger than anything on this site.
To point a finger at the sales on this site and blindly ignore the commercialism within Christianity is, frankly, to go against the teaching of Christ. Jesus is reported to have said to get the beam our of your own eye before worrying about the mote in someone else’s.
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on the contrare, there is an iPod and laptop cover displaying a religious painting, the Creation of Man. Isn’t the entire idea of church a scam? We go to church every Sunday to donate five bucks! it’s just an easy way to get thousands of dollars per week.
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Hmmm…
What religion other than Christianity uses their profit to create multimillion dollar cathedrals (what’s the point?), gives Cadillacs and Mercedes for their pastors/ priests as well as giving them these gigantic homes to live in when they can use the money to help the poor daily instead of during the holidays or times where it will make them look good?
P.S… I have a Zombie Jesus shirt. It’s the greatest shirt ever.
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max1milian Jun 3rd, 2008 at 12:01 am
“We go to church every Sunday to donate five bucks!”
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You don’t have to go all the way to church evry week ….just have 10% of your earnings deducted every week via direct debit. I hear that’s the way the Baptists do it their pilferin…errr….pithing.
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Very considerate of them really…in case one doesn’t have gas money to drive to church I guess.
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yeah there has definately been merchendise with jesus and crosses
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PLEASE don’t even think about bringing $$ into your argument. Ever been to the vatican? For that matter, have you ever even been outside of whichever close-minded, podunk county you must hail from?
There is quite literally BILLIONS of dollars of jewels, art and structures in that evil, evil place. All this while dozens of their homeless believers starve in the streets just mere feet from the entrance. Sick, sick, sick.
churches + money = bullshit and corruption.
There – I feel better now!! Please write us again!
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Wow, he doesn’t get out much. I work with a guy who has both of those and showed them off at a company outting. I wouldn’t be suprised if he had underwear that read, “WWJD?”
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Christian themed merchandise is everywhere. T-shirts, jewelry, books, CDs, and individually wrapped mints with biblical verse printed on the wrappers (Testamints).
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I’ve seen shirts that say “Jesus is my home boy” Bumper stickers that say “Jesus loves you” and even DVD bibles. i would love to know how those things are different from FSMism. If christians can inform strangers of their religion, why can’t we?
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