This is just pure bullsh**, what religion creates T shirts, ipod covers? I don’t see people wearing T shirts saying “Christianity”, or Ipod covers with the cross on it. This is a scam, you people need to get out more.
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I agree with you, the FSM is pretty weird. But as weird as this movement is, this movement deserves a chance. Personally, I’m Buddhist, but it does not mean I can call a FSM believer a *BLEEP*. They believe in their own beliefs, and I’ll believe in mine, so just leave the FSM believers alone, and do what you do yourself. Me, I’m never thinking about the FSM being real, until they change the heaven theory.
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I agree with you, the FSM is pretty weird. But as weird as this movement is, this movement deserves a chance. Personally, I’m Buddhist, but it does not mean I can call a FSM believer a *BLEEP*. They believe in their own beliefs, and I’ll believe in mine, so just leave the FSM believers alone, and do what you do yourself. Me, I’m never thinking about the FSM being real, until they change the heaven theory. So please, stop being as annoying as the C++ programmers that won’t give batch scripters a moments rest.
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I’m pretty sure that I’ve seen an iPod cover with a cross as a “love gift” on TBN before.
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ORLY?
http://www.hip-edge.com/christian_ipod_covers.html
http://www.christianswag.com/
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Whaddaya mean, this is just pure bullsh**? Christianity has televangelists and T-shirts, and if you haven’t seen people wearing T-shirts saying “Christianity,” you’re either blind or illiterate. Look, the Church of the FSM is sheer genius. The only difference between current religions and dead mythologies are the number of practicing worshippers. I’m sure Hercules and Thor were kickass dieties back in the day, and in time even Mohammed and JC will be yawned over in dusty textbooks. The FSM is as real as Jehovah. Your “relationship with your God” is all in your head, and when you die you’re simply going to rot like the rest of us. In the meantime, smarten up and have a beer. We gave up on our imaginary friends when we were children – why can’t you? Pastafarians unite!
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Actually I have seen Jesus T-shirts, and iPod covers with crosses on them.
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you really never saw a Tshirt like that??
I saw one saying Christianity is true, Muslim is a Lie, Homosexuality is Sin and Abortion is Murder, all in the same one.
And the Ipod cover is there to, also, some people put crosses on the handle of their guns =3
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Thats Crap! This Has Nothing on Christianity!
Have you ever been in Koorong?
( Christian Bookshop)
This is Awesome.
You no nothing.
May the FSM Touch your soul with his
noodly apendage.
Abby xox
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This Has nothing on Christianity.
NOTHING! NOTHING AT ALL!
Have you Ever Been In Koorong?
( Christian Bookshop )
WERE HAVE YOU BEEN? A HOLE?
May The FSM Touch your Soul With his Noodly apendage.
Abby
XOXO
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I’m sure there are T-shirts and Ipod covers for Christianity, and that there are plenty of people who would like them. There certainly is jewelery designed on christian themes (like the cross), FSM T-shirts are just a modern Christian necklace.
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Also, suplly and demand mate. If people really want a way to show thier faith then they deserve a way to show their faith, we just do it with tacky T-shirts etc.
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ha ha! you are a moron!
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Haven’t you ever seen the T-shirts Christians have? I’m sure there’s i-pod covers out there for every religion. Get over yourself, and learn to tolerate others.
What would you call most religions? They make the promise of something they’ll never be around to tell whether they’ve been scammed or not.
The only thing that’s worse than discovering you’ve been scammed is going your whole life without knowing whether you’ve been scammed or not.
Also, to anyone else who happens to be reading this:
Why doesn’t the forum work? All I get is a 404 message!
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“I don’t see people wearing T shirts saying “Christianity”, or Ipod covers with the cross on it. This is a scam, you people need to get out more.”
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You don’t? Wow, YOU really need to get out more.
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-OEJ
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James Dobson’s, for one.
If you don’t think there are Christian T-shirts or Christian iPod accessories, maybe you should get out more.
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Well, it took 3 seconds to find http://www.goodnewsclothing.com/ and it includes http://www.goodnewsclothing.com/christian-ipod-suits-c-62.html?osCsid=7495092184d985168bbe0675b4a533d6. Amazing.
It just goes to proove Christians are poor researchers. Sadly i don’t think Some1 will come back and realise they are so very, very wrong.
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http://www.101t-shirts.com/acatalog/Jesus_Christ_He_Rocks_t_shirts.html
http://www.hip-edge.com/christian_ipod_covers.html
Now, dear Retard, I believe, YOU need to do a little google search to find where your wrong.
(LOL, the IPod covers do actually have a cross on them)
Please, don’t make your religion seem sensible, we will show you otherwise.
Hope you are writhing in embarrassment (Since it seems you can’t use google)
Melissa
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oh Dude YOU ARE SOOOOO WRONG XD LOOK AT THIS XD
SKREW T-SHIRTS THEY HAVE JESUS THONGS XD XD YOUR RELIGION IS FUKING hilarious!
http://www.cafepress.com/landoverbaptist/429363XD
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Looks like some1 is blind – my condolences. Eveywhere you go you see crosses, lapel badges, car stickers and, yes, T-shirts promoting religion. You can’t get away from them. The difference is, ours are fun.
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A google of “Christian t-shirt” brings over 800 000 results, which is about double the results for “Islam T-shirt”, about quadruple the amount of results for “Hindu T-shirt” and over 20 times the amount of results for “Pastafarian T-shirts”
So Christianitys the scam.
Do some fucking research before you criticize other religions next time.
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There are many religions who in some way or another try to make money of there believers.
By the way, the profit’s are meant to be used for a huge pirate ship church whereas catholics have paid money for the St Peter’s basilisk without getting anything in return for years, so where not all that bad.
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http://images.google.com/images?um=1&hl=en&q=jesus+t-shirt+christian
In other religions, donations go directly to the priests’ pockets. However, not only we get to donate towards a noble cause of building the first Pirate Ship Church, we also get tokens for our trouble. Isn’t it awesome?
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if you look right you will see lots of christianity t-shirts and christianiti ipodcovers.
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Please check out the nice selection of Christian Ipod covers at http://www.hip-edge.com/christian_ipod_covers.html
R
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There are T-shirsts saying “Jesus loves you” which is one of if not the highest selling shirt to date. What about the fish christians put on cars. I dont see anything here that religions wouldnt do or alrady have done. Its a shame that the Chuch of the Flying Spaggetti Monster doesnt have its own country where it is based. *cough* vatican *cough*
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Good god, I see Christian T-shirts all the time. My personal favorite is “Jesus died for MySpace in heaven.” You can bet these same people are funding a church SOMEWHERE with donations.
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Genius!!!!
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then you aren’t looking hard enough
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Actually there’s lots of Christian t-shirts around: http://www.cafepress.com/buy/christianity/-/x_0/source_searchBox/y_0 So that’s bullshit too I guess? :)
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Irony meter not functioning correctly here.
Christian flag? Jesus fish?
Everything this site sales is a parody of something you’d see a person of faith having at some point. We rastafarians just want our religion to be spread in the best way possible, so our main site does merchandise. What’s so wrong with that?
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Umm Christianity produces shirts saying stuff about christ.
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this isn’t a real religion.
the fsm is just a satirical (spelling?), probably athiest, movement that incourages people to think about the truth of the origins of religons, thier holy books and thier claims. therefore, yes it is bullsh**, but it has a purpose for being bullsh**. to make you think about other religons. and why people believe them when there is no hard scientific evidence for them. if there is some all powerful all knowing omnipresent being that created, persuades us and alters small parts of our lives because we beg ( or at least get down on your knees and pray) surely is seems more likely that it is an invisible flying spaghetti monster rather than some (there is only one, non-allknowing creature). put into mathmatical terms it is almost definately more probable. i personally think that the fsm is so cool, as it combines scrutnising religons, promoting pirates, have fridays free from most work related stuff, and SPAGHETTI!!!!!
basically i think that before insulting fsmism people should look at there own religons look at the parralells (definately spelt wrong) and explain why in the case of their religon it isn’t doutable.
from a rather humoured pastafarian
RAmen
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omg why can’t i see my comment i spent ages on that!!!!
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I saw someone wearing a Christianity t-shirt once. It said, “Jesus died for my sins and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.” That counts, right?
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You need to lighten up a little.
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- Cap’nUberbob
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The fact that you don’t see people wearing Christian t-shirts tells me it’s you who needs to get out more.
Plus, upon walking into the jewelry section of a store, about half of the jewelry consists of cross necklaces. So yeah, don’t talk about the commercialization of our religion.
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Because T-shirt makers and iPod cover designers are already enlightened of the noodliness he gives us all.
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I do.
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Ummm, I’ve seen T-shirts with “JESUS” written on them. In fact, I’ve seen lots of Christian shirts. Not to mention, bumper stickers, license plates, toast, etc. Christianity is a scam that has been going on for 1500 years. These people need to get over themselves.
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YOU ARE AN IDIOT
THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER SHALL SMITE YOU
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One of the reasons I am a radical atheist vs. someone who just doesn’t buy the bullshit is the way that Christianity is rammed down my throat daily. Besides the million “Jesus loves me” shirts I see a day, Christians have the annoying habit of putting up 100 foot high crosses and electronic billboards so that you don’t have a choice but to be accosted by it. I just had ATT put up a cell tower in my neighborhood on a church property and they made them put a huge cross on top. Now I have to look at it daily. I tried to keep my kids free of ALL programming including mine so they can make up their own mind when they are old enough (as the only reason people believe this tripe is that they were programmed as kid). But noooooo, now I have to answer questions about the new cross in my neighborhood. So since I refuse to lie, I tell my kids exactly what it is. I tell them it is a really old fairy tale. In this fairy tale the main guy gets killed by people who don’t like him. They made a rack out of wood in the shape of a cross and then drove railroad spikes right through his hands and feet and blood gushed everywhere. When he didn’t die they impaled him with a spear right into the liver. He really bled then. Just to be mean they took a baseball bat and hit his legs till they crunched.
So now when we go by it my son calls it “the rack”.
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http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=%22christian%22+shirt+OR+ipod&btnG=Search
lol?
Normally, I’d interpret this as a joke, but considering the content of all the other hate mail, this guy seems to be serious.
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there are shirts and ipod covers for most religions. besides what about those fish for christians that you see on bunches of cars or the WWJD (What would jesus do) sticker on cars.
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I see crosses everywhere. Open you eyes and shut your mouth.
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The shame is he is probably too dumb to know how ironic the statement is. I did a quick search of christian t shirts and ipod covers and found thousands.
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1,010,000 Gogle hits for Christian T shirts and iPod covers at http://www.hip-edge.com/christian_ipod_covers.html
If you haven’t seen Christian t-shirts you haven’t been looking.
I just bought a new baseball style cap with a work-related design. After I bought it I noticed “In God We Trust” all over the inside. If it grows hair maybe I’ll become a believer!
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uhhhh. what about those fish things that people put on the back of thier cars, does that count? and seriously are you that insecure in your beliefs and affiliations? every religon is Exploited to some degree.
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Of course they do you freakin retard! lol!
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Actually, unless you live in a hole, it’s quite easy to see a moron wearing a shirt that screams christianity. Ever hear of “jonny boy 3:16?”
Yours in FSM,
Sean
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Hey Dickwipe:
Did you not recently seen a t-Shirt with the slogan, “Do the Jew?” Damn, man, you just make it far too easy…
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In addition to completely missing the point, you seem to not notice the many people who do unironically wear Jesus-based apparel.
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Obviously you don’t look hard enough.
T-Shirts in Wal-Mart, and the rest anywhere someone thinks they can make a buck. I still have not seen a plumber or home builder with the pirate fish in their ad (sadly) but have seen it too many times in the newspaper/phonebook etc…
BTW for over the top in your face google “big cross” and “effingham”
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