This is just pure bullsh**, what religion creates T shirts, ipod covers? I don’t see people wearing T shirts saying “Christianity”, or Ipod covers with the cross on it. This is a scam, you people need to get out more.
-Some1
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Obviously, you haven’t been to a mall lately if you haven’t seen Christian T-shirts.
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Dear Henderob,
I’m sorry you are such a non believer in the miraculous powers of our Lord, Creator of the Universe, the Flying Spaguetti Monster. I hope He takes mercy on your soul.
In response to your posting, you should know that there are many sites online for Christian memorabilia.
- For Christian Ipod covers, for example, you can go to http://www.hip-edge.com/christian_ipod_covers.html. You will see they actually show a cross right in the center of the click-wheel
- For Christian t shirts: http://www.christianshirts.net/ This is, of course, only one of the several hundred sites of this kind you can find simply doing a Google search.
It seems, after all, that it’s you the one who needs to go out more!
Regards, Juan.
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You’ve never seen a christian T-shirt? I find that hard to believe. If it is true, however, and you’d like to see one, check out the links below:
http://www.c28.com/?source=logolink
http://www.jesusbranded.com/
http://www.goodnewsclothing.com/
( I could post a million of these with just one Google search for “christian clothing”, but I’m bored already)
RAmen!
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actually i have seen plenty of christian shirts
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Christian T-shirts: http://www.c28.com/Christian-T-Shirts
Christian iod covers: http://www.hip-edge.com/christian_ipod_covers.html
Google, it’s an amazing thing. You should try it.
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Neither have I seen anything like it! I have never seen a t-shirt with the cross on it nor a cap for that matter. Nor one that says WWJD. And even less a badge with the yin and yang or the hindu holy syllable. And no one would ever wear a cross around their neck, right?
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I’ve yet to see a single FSM tshirt or ipod cover in my area. I’ve seen a metric f*ckton of christian t-shirts as well as ipod covers (http://www.hip-edge.com/christian_ipod_covers.html). I’d look at this jesus scam before paying attention to pasta….
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Actaully, I do see people wearing Christianity T-shirts.
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ROTFL!
http://www.shinemovement.com/product/RLReligion%20-%20U
http://www.hip-edge.com/christian_ipod_covers.html
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I can’t believe how seriously your are taking this. they themselves say it is just a spoof on intelligent design. And, if your commenting on a website about a spaghetti monster, you have no right to tell people to get out more.
-some1 else
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I could take you to a local mall and point out any number of christian tshirts & ipod accessories. But, I’m not at all inclined to hang out with an arsehat.
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Are you serious? You’ve never seen a Jesus fish on the back of somebody’s car? You’ve never seen girls, and some guys, wearing cross necklaces? You’ve never seen someone wearing a bible camp t-shirt?
“Some1″ needs to visit an optometrist.
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Some1 – Try putting christian T-shirts into Google – I’m sure about 100 people have beaten me to this rather obvious point. I am afraid Some1 that you need to become a bit more observant.
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Sigh, as a matter of fact I have gone out, and after a 3 second google search (I felt lucky), I found http://www.hip-edge.com/christian_ipod_covers.html
So, how do you like your crow served?
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You don’t see people wearing T-shirts that says “Christianity”?
Maybe it’s just because I live in the bible belt, but I see it /all/ the freaking time. /I’ve/ got a couple of shirts from my church with biblical quotes on them.
Maybe you, my good sir or madam, is who needs to get out more.
RAmen
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You must have lived under a rock since you were born.
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christians just build enormous buildings that they call “churches”…
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I’ve never ever, in all of my days, seen any christian swag either.
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Only our merchandise benifits the Church.
RAmen
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Actually, it happens, and t-shirts and such even say things like “God hates fags”
You’re clearly not looking around hard enough.
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t shirts @ http://www.christianswag.com/
Christian ipod covers @ http://www.hip-edge.com/christian_ipod_covers.html
Oh wait, you get the joke…sorry, I thought you were serious.
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Not only do Christians have iPod covers, they have their own MP3 players:
http://www.core77.com/blog/object_culture/what_would_jesus_listen_to_7861.asp
And you may not have seen Christianity T-shirts, but that’s only because you’re not paying attention, to put it charitably:
http://thechapel.wordpress.com/2008/05/30/see-you-in-hell/
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Actually, I have seen those things, and lots more. Christianity is by far the most merchandized religion, with everything from christian frizebees to cruxifiction chocolates (Chocolate jesus on the cross with red jelly inside). Hell, they even have theme parks. Christians are the last people who should be coming down on us for this (at least until we get our own theme park, hope that’s in the works!)
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ORLY?
http://www.hip-edge.com/christian_ipod_covers.html
http://www.christianwear.net/
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ORLY?
http://www.christianwear.net/
http://www.hip-edge.com/christian_ipod_covers.html
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This person must not get out much, because I see people wearing Jesus shirts, Ipod covers with religious symbols. But of course those people would never use their religion to make them rich, right Tammy Fae?
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Well, I go over my Grandmother’s house, she has plaques, posters, and even little stuff animals related to Christianity. Such as Jesus is Savior and the kind. So i’d say it’s about the same, mate.
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Dear Some1,
Please, oh please, show me one Christian church that does not solicit for funds nor accept donations. This is just another stupid example of non-thinking hate mail. Not really worth the time to write this.
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Hey some1, have you never seen the Jesus fish on the backs of cars? What that has to do with Jesus being a carpenter I don’t know. As for getting out more, I bet we get out a lot more than you do. BTW, this is satire. You do know what that is don’t you? At least when we ask for money you get something for it. Not like when they pass the plate at your church. Maybe the next time before you spout off you should take the time to read through this website and figure out just exactly what is going on here. The vast amount of hatemail that we get here just proves to us that you people are seriously paranoid about the fact that we are onto your scam. I’d really like to see a response from you but since none of you ever do respond I won’t hold my breath. You people just like to put us down because we have a different view. Sad really. I thought Christianity was about the “love thy brother” thing. Apparently not. FSMism has a much higher standard of ethics and we have absolutely no problem with other religions. We just have a problem with close minded bigots like you.
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you’ve never seen a Christian shirt?
Are you serious?
I see them all the time.
Are you trying to tell me that if I buy an iPod cover with the FSM on it, I’m NOT more likely to go to heaven? I’m all sorts of confused now, how do I please any God then?
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The following were googled complete with quotes and are listed in descending number of hits
“Christian Shirt” = 33,900 hits.
“Jesus Shirt” = 25,600 hits.
“God Shirt” = 11,400 hits.
“Goddess Shirt” = 2190 hits.
“Christ Shirt” = 2090 hits.
“Pagan Shirt” = 400 hits.
“Allah Shirt” = 289 hits.
“FSM shirt” = 251 hits.
“Spaghetti Monster Shirt” = 189 hits.
“Muhammad Shirt” = 132 hits.
“Mohammed Shirt” = 118″
“Mohammad Shirt” = 32 hits.
“Pastafarian Shirt” = 6 hits.
TOTALS:
Christianity: 61590
God: 11,400 (undefined, but quite probably dominated by the Christian God)
Goddess/Pagan: 4280
Muslim: 571
FSM: 446
You were saying?
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Well, nobody’ going to give us a TV channel, so what are we supposed to do?
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tis a shame people hate on those touched by his noodly appendage,
I know SOMEONE who will not be getting his beer volcano and stripper factory.
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Yes, you do.
I see them all the time.
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Some1, fifteen seconds with Google gave me these:
http://www.hip-edge.com/christian_ipod_covers.html
http://www.christianshirts.net/
Maybe His Noodly Appendage guided me, but I’ll bet you could have done it too.
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How about those christian crosses you see?
Besides, a new religion needs to make money and spread the word. Since most religions are ancient and already well-known, they don’t need additional money. Plus, the money they do need comes from the collection plates they have in their respective places of worship. Due to our flimsy moral standards, Pastafarians aren’t asked to contribute.
Also, the FSM is nicer than God, so he gives us rewards for contricuting to the cause.
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No T-shirts? What about all those “WWJD” shirts, wristbands and countless other items? What an idiot!
RAmen
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What about bumper stickers, car emblems, alternative renditions of the bible, the tax-exempt status of churches, and televangelists? (and the t-shirt thing, you should know I saw a religeous one just today)
The FSM is most deserving of praise in this manner because he doesn’t make it a requirement that we spend more than 36 hours a week devoted to showing and telling him how great and infallible he is. We shower his noodlyness with affection because we kinda like how he gets things done.
On the subject of you: You fail.
I’m sure this applies to more than just the idiotic statement you made, but I’ll just pretend this once that you’ll see the error of your brain, and think of some way to fix it that doesn’t involve a hammer, duct tape, and WD-40.
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Christianity may not have iPod covers with crosses but they have mints with crosses and scripture called Testamints.
I am sorry your religion has failed to create fashion for iPods and people, but instead thought breath mints were cooler than that.
How sad.
You cannot sustain yourself on mints. We can Live off our Noodly God.
Thank you for your attention.
Have a nice day.
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Yeah instead they promote give us 10% of your annual salary to stay out of hell. Your right that is so much better. Obviously no scam there.
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I’ve seen alot of people with golden crosses around their neck, and a lot of shirts saying “Christianity”.
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ummmm, sorry to disappoint you but I own a shirt that says Christianity and own an Ipodcover with a cross on it exapmle: http://images.search.yahoo.com/images/view?back=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.search.yahoo.com%2Fsearch%2Fimages%3Fei%3DUTF-8%26p%3Dcross%2520ipod%2520cover%26fr2%3Dtab-web%26fr%3Dmoz2&w=207&h=255&imgurl=static.flickr.com%2F3077%2F2376933927_66e19709ea.jpg&rurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.flickr.com%2Fphotos%2Fmobileaccessoriescenter%2F2376933927%2F&size=38.3kB&name=iPod%20Nano%202G%20Crown%20and%20Cross&p=cross%20ipod%20cover&type=JPG&oid=f80a9057805e33ac&fusr=mobileaccessoriescenter&tit=iPod%20Nano%202G%20Crown%20and%20Cross&hurl=http://www.flickr.com/photos/mobileaccessoriescenter/&no=1&tt=13
so just open your eyes next time, get out a little bit more and you’ll see what i am talking about… crazy
Thanks
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dear false believer,
ummmm “what would jesus do” that is EVERYWHERE you dumb whore
love,
steve
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I see people wearing shirts that say Christianity.
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Not a scam, simply an alternate view.
Where do you live? Because I see people wearing t-shirts from their churchs’ all the time (i.e. “Trinity Lutheran Church Campout July 05′” or “I was saved at Cornerstone Festival 2000″).
You CAN get cross I-Pod covers, in case you are interested.
http://www.skinthepod.com/servlet/the-108/IPOD-SKIN-SKINS-CROSS/Detail
I particularly like this second option, a cross with the words “Tune In To God”.
http://www.hip-edge.com/christian_ipod_covers.html
RAmen
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The reason you don’t see alot of people with shirts and Ipod covers that say “Christianity” is because no one would want to wear shirts or have ipod covers saying that.
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Actually every religion out there has T-shirts, iPod covers etc. At my local mall there are stands with “Christian” and “Catholic” Apparel INCLUDING; iPod covers, Witty bumber stickers, many shirts, shoes, pants, and hats, also cell phone covers, and much more. The Church Of FSM (Which I am currently not part of) has any and all right to advertise their religion just like every other religion out there! Have you ever been to “Incredible Pizza” have you ever noticed how all the Kazoo’s say “Jesus Loves You” on them? I Am A Proud Secular Humanist Who Has Decided To Use The IPU (Invisible Pink Unicorn) To Advertise My Religion At My School And I Think The Church Of FSM Should have the right to do so as well! (visit http://www.unknowntutorials.blogspot.com for updates on IPU logo’s and sayings!
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You aren’t well traveled, if you haven’t seen a Jesus t-shirt, and all the shit you can buy in catholic countries. Just pop down to Mexico, or go over to the Philippines, there you will find some of the things you are saying is a “scam”. All religion is a “scam”, most Christianity – the biggest “scam” there is. And that is my opinion.
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Actually, you can get way more Christian-oriented t-shirts than FSM t-shirts, no doubt about that. Besides, even if we do have more merchandise than Christianity, it’s only because the FSM kicks every other deity’s ass.
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Any religion that has t-shirts and ipod covers must be a scam.
http://www.hip-edge.com/christian_ipod_covers.html
http://www.christianshirts.net/
RAmen
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