This is just pure bullsh**, what religion creates T shirts, ipod covers? I don’t see people wearing T shirts saying “Christianity”, or Ipod covers with the cross on it. This is a scam, you people need to get out more.
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ive seen tons of people with Christianity t-shirts and hats. and there probably are ipod covers wiv crosses on lol . I dnt get y some people get so annoyed by stuff like this, they must be quite lonely lmao
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Obviously you need to get out more!
Christianity is without a doubt one of the biggest contributors to the world market place. Just the other day I saw “prayers in a bottle” for sale. That’s right, you read it right! It will be a long time before we pastafarians even come close to pushing/selling as much useless stuff as christianity.
RAmen!
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I know for a fact you can get Christianity t-shirts. You’re just not looking hard enough?
And iPod covers? Yeah, you could probably find one or two.
Besides, the Church of FSM hasn’t received tax exempt status yet, so it needs all the funding it can get!
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Hrmmm. I don’t even know how to begin pointing out the huge fallacies in this one.
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My head just asploded. There are no christian tee shirts, bumper stickers, jewelry, books, banners, advertisements, iPod skins, underwear or quite literally billions of other retail items hawked endlessly?
You get the best hate mail, but my head still hurts.
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Really? I have a t-shirt with “Jesus Rocks” printed beneath an image of a robed Jesus playing an electric guitar in the classic rocker stance. And where didn’t we see “WWJD” when that was in vogue? All religions have their commercial side, my friend. Grace sells, but who’s buying?
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This absolutely has to be a joke. Surely no one would actually state that there are no christian t-shirts! Really?! Christian symbols and slogans have a huge market on all kinds of merchandise, Some1, including t-shirts, keyrings, baseball caps, bumper stickers, license plates, just about any trashy little item you care to name, as well as, larger items like automobiles. Talk about someone who needs to get out more!
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Actually Christianity does all of the above. Have you never seen those strange stores? They sell all kinds of cheap plastic junk – but with crosses on it.
Kindly remove your head from your ass and stop hating on other religions for doing the same thing that Christians do. The Spaghetti Monster is every bit as real as your entire holy trinity, wrapped in one delicious package.
RAmen.
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Search google for “Christian I-Pod covers” or “Christian T-Shirts” and you’ll get MILLIONS of results.
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And about the “get out more” thing. Why don’t you go outside instead of wasting your time telling us that this is all a “scam” and “bullshit”?
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Oh, I know why, because you are, just like many other “Christians”, a hypocritical monkey. ;)
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“I don’t see people wearing T shirts saying “Christianity”” … O’rly?
http://cgi.ebay.com/CHRISTIAN-T-SHIRTS_W0QQitemZ320254834088QQihZ011QQcategoryZ102547QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
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“I don’t see people wearing T shirts saying “Christianity”” … O’rly?
Then what about: http://cgi.ebay.com/CHRISTIAN-T-SHIRTS_W0QQitemZ320254834088QQihZ011QQcategoryZ102547QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
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you don’t see people with christianity t-shirts? are you blind?!
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That’s funny, seeing as how a quick google search will yield a seemingly endless supply of Christian t-shirts, and yes, even ipod covers with crosses on them — http://www.hip-edge.com/christian_ipod_covers.html
Looks like someone needs to get out more. ;)
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“I don’t see people wearing T shirts saying “Christianity”” … O’rly?
Had to search ebay for “christianity shirt”. Some1, you should to.
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you’ve seen no christianity t-shirts? are you blind?!
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iPod covers with crosses? Check
http://www.hip-edge.com/christian_ipod_covers.html
Christian T-shirts? Check check check.
http://www.christiantz.com/free/
http://www.christian-t-shirt.com/
http://www.christiantshirtshop.com/
http://www.google.com/search?q=christian+t-shirt
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Some1’s reading comprehension: EPIC FAIL
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You aren’t looking hard enough.
http://authenticpersonality.lucaserve.com/wp-images/ipod_crucifix.jpg
http://wb669714.bahnhofbredband.se/bilder/christiantshirt.jpg
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Euhm, dont want to ruin your dream and dont want to promote christianity t-shirts. But you should really google on “christianity t-shirt”. Over 4 million hits. You were saying?
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Many religions do. I see many people wearing shirts with bible verses or jesus on them. It’s not a scam to offer goods to the online community. You can choose not to buy them. “you people”, referring to Pastafarians I assume, aren’t the ones going to websites they do not agree with, simply to insult their religion.
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this guy must not get out much. i’ve seen all those things, Utah is lousy with mormom t-shirts AND christian t-shirts. Other stuff? google “christian cell phone covers” if you don’t believe me. http://www.hip-edge.com has ipod covers.
I bet there’s christian underwear… let me check here, just a sec ………ok, no underwear but, heck, who needs underwear? check out christian sex toys….www.covenantspice.com, no kidding.
frankly, i’d say the noodly one needs to expand. this presents new marketing opportunities to spread the faith.
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What world do you live in? Because I just so happen to see not only T-Shirts and iPod covers with Christian motifs on on them, but bumper stickers, posters, backpacks, wristwatches, shoes, and on one bizarre occasion, toothbrushes. Talk about scamming with religion? Here’s a little suggestion, though I doubt you would condescend to grant us even the minor benefit of the doubt. Look up some of the stuff that the far superior Christians have done. They pulled the single most powerful scam of all time, selling indulgences so people could purchase their salvation. Namely, the rich, powerful, inbreds (and they generally were at that time) who liked their sins. In the future, before launching an attack, make sure you’re properly equipped, or your attempt will become the verbal equivalent of the Bay of Pigs.
I hope you find noodly salvation.
RAmen.
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Maybe YOU need to get out more… to see the multitude of W.W.J.D bracelets, the plethora of judgemental bumperstickers, jewelry, and yes, T-shirts that are about your brand of “Christianity.”
Do you really feel that threatened by Ipod covers? I’m sure you can bedazzle a cross onto yours if you feel slighted. If you want to talk about bullshit scams let’s talk about teaching creationism as science.
Have a great day!
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Avast, me matey, it be rather apparent to me that ye be blind to the world today. I be seeing T-shirts and iPod covers with more than just crosses on them, as far as Christian symbols go. Yarr! There be some Jesus faces on them, there be T-shirts proclaiming the superiority of the Christian Lord. Matey, ye be made to walk the plank soon enough fer yer ignorance! And it not be just dem shirts and nifty iPod covers! Bumper stickers, cell phone cases, pencils, pens, bandanas, undergarments! And on one bizarre occasion, toothbrushes! Toothbrushes for the Christian Lord? Scams? Look up the purchase of indulgences, me boy! And who’s the one with so much free time that he be needin’ to bash a bunch o’ innocent spaghetti-lovin’ pirate folks, aye? I do believe that last time I was at sea, I read me some Bible-stuffs. It said that the “Meek shall inherit.” Just some food fer ye obviously starved brain.
May you find salvation in His noodly embrace.
-RAmen
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You are joking right? I can’t go to work without seeing one shirt that says “Jesus Saves.” What religion is that endorsing?
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You are kidding me right? I mean seriously… the record industry has made BILLIONS out of christian rock bands… rock bands where they cant come up with any of their own ideas so THEY STEAL ENTIRE SECTIONS FROM OTHER SONGS AND PUT “JESUS LOVES YOU”… the left behind series has not only made those authors absolutely filthy rich but they have made a video game out of it… A VIDEO GAME!!!! And um Jesus Action Figures? HELLO?!?! Not to mention all the “Christian” themed T shirts where they rip off every else’s ideas…My local mall has a dedicated christian store right next to Spencers which I find terribly amusing heheh… I could go on and on. So dude, I think YOU need to get out more.
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“This is just pure bullsh**”
Awwww did you figure that out all by yourself?
“don’t see people wearing T shirts saying “Christianity”, or Ipod covers with the cross on it.”
Are
you
fucking
blind?
dipshit.
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We need to get out more? Clearly you have missed the glaring fact that a lot of people wear Christian inspired t-shirts, wera Christian jewelry (mostly crosses), sport Christian bumper stickers or Jesus fish, and let’s not forget that most Capitilistic of Christian enterprises – exchange Christmas presents!
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If any religion is materialistic, it is Christianity. And as a parody of Christianity, FSM is simply following Christian ideals…
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Hello? How about the crosses people wear all the time? How about the Christian fish on all those cars? Oh, did you miss the ad for gospel music? And of course the minor matters of Islamic crescent and Star of Daivd. So, who is it that needs to “get out more”?
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Well, I’ve seen Christianity T shirts and ipod covers. About any other accessory you can imagine has been made with a Christian cross on it.
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Arr, matey. Ye not be lookin then:
iPod covers with crosses:
http://www.hip-edge.com/christian_ipod_covers.html
http://www.goodnewsclothing.com/christian-ipod-suits-c-62.html
Cafe press has 115,000 tees with the tag “Christian”
http://www.cafepress.com/buy/christianity/
…and 28,800 with “Cross”
http://www.cafepress.com/buy/cross
By th’ by: A tee shirt that says “Christianity” on it:
http://www.themustard.com/bold_faith/rr169a.jpg
(and America, just to mix the two together so people like you can attack people like us and call us “pure bullsh**”.
And once again, thankee fer proven our crew to be just, loyal and bright, and yer crew to be… well.. not.
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Really I see people wearing Christian shirts ALL THE TIME… And I mean all the time, they sell them in like every store that exists!
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A google search for “christianity t shirt” proves you wrong. Can’t even be bothered to back up your statements?
Anyways, unlike many other religions (cough scientology cough), the Church of the FSM uses no peer pressure or coercive techniques to keep its members in line. It’s not really a scam if we do it of our own free will, now is it?
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You cannot be serious. have you not been to a “Christian bookstore” lately? There are not only T-shirts and iPod covers, but candy, ties, toys, shoelaces and bumper sticks so that you can proclaim your faith. If you’re going to call yourself a Christian, be educated on what people who proclaim such as doing. And follow the tenets of the faith, which include kindness and tolerance. Even Jesus associated with prostitutes and pagans. And he was kind to them. According to the Christian Bible.
Blessings!
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You obviously have not been to a “Christian Bookstore” lately. Not only do they sell T-shirts and iPod covers, but candy, toys, ties, and bumper stickers, all proclaiming their faith. If you are going to profess to be a Christian, you should know what Christians are doing in today’s society. But I would also encourage you to practice you faith, even in the face of unbelievers. Jesus associated with prostitutes and pagans, and was kind about it. He practiced tolerance. According to the Christian Bible. Take a look for yourself.
Blessings!
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This can’t be serious. He obviously hasn’t even been outside. There is no religion that is whored out nearly as much as Christianity.
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And what religion Has crosses hanging from the wall? T-Shirts with Jezus? Small golden crosses to wear around your neck?
Not to mention the gold and valuables found in churches…
Honestly, You need to get out more.
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I don’t see people wearing T shirts saying “Christianity”, or Ipod covers with the cross on it.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*gasp*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*grabs sides*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
/Google search for “Christian Shopping”
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Really? Back in the day Christianity sold absolution to the rich, if that’s not the ultimate sell out I don’t know what is. I see Jesus shirts all the time, and every time the virgin mary “appears” on a grilled cheese sandwich it goes straight to e-bay. At least our church doesn’t pressure and guilt people into making contributions. If you want to contribute at our church you get some nifty stuff out of it.
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Hmmm have you ever heard of Google? Try searching for christian ipod covers and the first site you’ll find has a list of them in several colors, each with a nice little cross on it. There are whole websites out there devoted to xian t-shirts. If you assholes would quit your bitching and do a little checking once in awhile you wouldn’t look like dicks when you send us hate mail.
~Mariner
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Funny – I’ve seen both:
http://www.mp3newswire.net/Graphics/7002/Cross-mp3.jpg
http://wb669714.bahnhofbredband.se/bilder/christiantshirt.jpg
http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/dayart/20070922/450starbuckstee.jpg
http://www.wholesalechristianshirts.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/wwjdls.jpeg
http://www.creationmarketing.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/HisWayGuyLarge.JPG
gotta love the Ts that even hijack the images of popular brands…
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Some1 – Religion and marketing ? It’ll never work . . . . . . oh
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Hmm, really? A quick good shows quite a few places willing to sell christian T shirts and Ipod covers. Does this mean that your religion is a scam?
Yarrr?
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I’ve seen t-shirts saying “Christian” etc..
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Are you kidding?! I’ve seen twice- no, at least ten times as many Christian/Jewish/etc. T-shirts and iPod covers versus Pastafarian ones. Bullsh** right back at you, some1. Take a look around.
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No? I see tons of people wearing T-shirts, jewelry, with bumper stickers and “Jesus Fish” on their cars. There are Christian bookstores and kitch shops all over the place. The intertubes are filled with sites to buy water from Lourdes, banners, flags, Jesus action figures, children’s toys and, with 20 seconds with Google, I found an iPod cover.
http://www.ioffer.com/i/11419741
I also found a website devoted to Christian retailing: http://www.christianretailing.com/
Christian merchandise is a multi-billion dollar a year industry in this country. Who’s the scammer here?
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I see Christian T-Shirts all the time as a matter of fact.
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If you don’t you should get out more often!
RAmen
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The catholic church used to sell relics of the saints bones, the true cross, the blood of Jesus, the list goes on and on.
Now they sell bobble-headed pope dolls (just kidding), and protestant denominations run by televangelists sell trips to christian themed amusement parks. I’ll go to one when they have a Mary Magdeline ride.
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You have NEVER seen anyone with the words Christianity on their shirt before!
You need to get out more often!
Ive never seen people with a cross on their Ipod either, but I’m sure they have cross covers for IPods somewhere, do a google search and find a site that does this because I think you are just jealous of our superior Ipods ^^
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Well, I think if Jesus Christ lived today, he would create T-Shirts, too.
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