My Gran made me a 16th Birthday cake, and praise be to Him, for it was made in His likeness!
The spaghetti is marzipan and the balls are chocolate muffins.
-Dylan
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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Wow! You have a great gran obviously! A Spaghetti monster cake looks sooo delicious!
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Yummm!!!!111
and ramen
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Mmm, your grans great =D And Happy 16th!
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The cake is a lie ;-)
Nah, good job. Looks delicious!
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So very sweet of her.
RAmen.
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We should add another suggestion to the “10 Commandments or General Suggestions or I’d rather you don’ts”.
“Thou shalt not make a cake in the likeness of me unless it is very tasty. In which case thou shall enjoy the cake!”
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Now, how about the miracle of the 5,000 FSM belivers and the one birthday cake ? Will He ensure we all get a slice ????
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Think your Gran would adopt me? LOL
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That’s a very cool cake Dylan. Happy Birthday!
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that’s freaking awesome.
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what a great birthday!! happy sweet 16 to you!
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Gran means grandmother, right? Wow! She must be ahead of the pack!
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i’m yealoucious
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Concisely, that is amazing.
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False idol! That cake is a lie!
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your gran rocks :) plus she looks like she’s agreat cook! :)
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As long as those are not meat balls (blasphemy I know)… meatballs + cake doesn’t sound to appetizing..
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these amazing people have also made delicious representations of his great noodleyness.
complete with edible googly eyes
http://www.evilmadscientist.com/article.php/edibleeyes
happy birthday!
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Your gran has excellent taste.
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Happy birthday!! All hail his noodly goodness!
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Your grandma rocks, she just may be the oldest pastafarian (or perhaps person that at least accepts pastafarians) either way its great, happy birthday man.
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I had no idea FSM was known to the elderly. All I can say is… awesome.
I’m hungry :(
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can she make one made of cheesecake with strawberries???
I love cheesecake and strawberries…they are good…very, very good.
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@Mentos – I’m a grandpa and incredibly ancient, but I love Him and His all-healing sauce.
Also this cake.
Dylan, Hope your 16th was a good one. I think you can now legally become a pirate.
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coolest thing ever
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Excellent cake made in His likeness! This should be an inspiration to all bakers the world over. Humble thanks to your Gran. And happy 16th!
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cool i want one . i wish they would sell the FSM merchandise over in the uk. Id get one of them car emblem things to annoy the christians lmao.
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Dylan – You’ve got to have the coolest Granny ever!
My, it sure does look delicious!
Glad you took a picture before munching out on it.
So, you’ll be getting your Pirate’s License soon?
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WONDERFUL!! Your Gran is a mighty, inspired person who has been touched by the FSM; I assume she is rather short. Although I consider marzipan an unholy food, and I think the FSM would hate it, I applaud your Gran’s efforts.
RAmen.
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You can make Chocolate Cake in whatever shape you like, but it will still be Chocolate Cake. And for that reason it was the Chocolatey Mistress Herself who became a part of you, and not that alleged deity you believe in.
You have taken the first step towards the light by having Chocolate Cake, now take the next and become a true and faithful worshipper of the wonderful Chocolatey Mistress, and denounce that flying abomination.
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“Theo Broma, High Priest of Chocolate Cake Church
Jun 2nd, 2008 at 3:50 am
You can make Chocolate Cake in whatever shape you like, but it will still be Chocolate Cake. And for that reason it was the Chocolatey Mistress Herself who became a part of you, and not that alleged deity you believe in.
You have taken the first step towards the light by having Chocolate Cake, now take the next and become a true and faithful worshipper of the wonderful Chocolatey Mistress, and denounce that flying abomination.”
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Shouldn’t this be in the Hate Mail? Another attack by a religious fanatic! Will it ever end?
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RAmen
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that looks even more delicious than the “Golden Poo” cake we made our Jpaanese teacher (which looked extremely disgusting as the icing melted. but tasted good). hail your FSM-fearing gran’s culinary efforts!
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Mmm…
He saw it, and it was good.
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I’ll be adding a link from my site to yours. This is quality stuff. Keep it coming!
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