Comments on: Simply put your a fuck-nut http://www.venganza.org/2008/05/24/simply-put-your-a-fuck-nut/ Sun, 21 Mar 2010 09:55:38 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Mike http://www.venganza.org/2008/05/24/simply-put-your-a-fuck-nut/#comment-760154 Mike Tue, 17 Mar 2009 11:38:24 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/05/24/simply-put-your-a-fuck-nut.htm#comment-760154 Instead of hating us why don't you put that energy into helping all those "homeless assholes" like your god spoke of over 200 times. Instead of hating us why don’t you put that energy into helping all those “homeless assholes” like your god spoke of over 200 times.

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]]> By: Teh Spag-worshipper (she of the crappy name) http://www.venganza.org/2008/05/24/simply-put-your-a-fuck-nut/#comment-662077 Teh Spag-worshipper (she of the crappy name) Fri, 24 Oct 2008 22:40:39 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/05/24/simply-put-your-a-fuck-nut.htm#comment-662077 Well, if the FSM burns in hell with us, at least we'll have great company. Imagine the PARTIES we'll have, people! And don't dis the hobos, Thom. They're brilliant, brilliant people, as evinced by the fact that, according to you, the FSM chose them to be the vessels for the birth of His chosen one. At least it's less paedophilic than using a twelve-year-old girl. Well, if the FSM burns in hell with us, at least we’ll have great company.

Imagine the PARTIES we’ll have, people!

And don’t dis the hobos, Thom. They’re brilliant, brilliant people, as evinced by the fact that, according to you, the FSM chose them to be the vessels for the birth of His chosen one.

At least it’s less paedophilic than using a twelve-year-old girl.

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]]> By: Dane http://www.venganza.org/2008/05/24/simply-put-your-a-fuck-nut/#comment-639202 Dane Tue, 30 Sep 2008 07:19:22 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/05/24/simply-put-your-a-fuck-nut.htm#comment-639202 Way to leave us hanging. Where do you want meto "simply put" my fucknut? You can't leave me like this! Way to leave us hanging. Where do you want meto “simply put” my fucknut? You can’t leave me like this!

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]]> By: Ntcommie http://www.venganza.org/2008/05/24/simply-put-your-a-fuck-nut/#comment-619674 Ntcommie Thu, 11 Sep 2008 00:09:14 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/05/24/simply-put-your-a-fuck-nut.htm#comment-619674 I doubt Jesus ever used such imagery. I doubt Jesus ever used such imagery.

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]]> By: Jamononon http://www.venganza.org/2008/05/24/simply-put-your-a-fuck-nut/#comment-598781 Jamononon Sat, 23 Aug 2008 15:07:54 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/05/24/simply-put-your-a-fuck-nut.htm#comment-598781 Doesn't Jesus teach you to love people, cos that isn't a particularly loving email! Doesn’t Jesus teach you to love people, cos that isn’t a particularly loving email!

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]]> By: Lisa http://www.venganza.org/2008/05/24/simply-put-your-a-fuck-nut/#comment-576501 Lisa Sat, 09 Aug 2008 09:06:23 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/05/24/simply-put-your-a-fuck-nut.htm#comment-576501 His Noodlyness burn in Hell with us? But I don't like burned Spaghetti! His Noodlyness burn in Hell with us? But I don’t like burned Spaghetti!

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]]> By: Turnip http://www.venganza.org/2008/05/24/simply-put-your-a-fuck-nut/#comment-576354 Turnip Sat, 09 Aug 2008 05:59:32 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/05/24/simply-put-your-a-fuck-nut.htm#comment-576354 Is this meant to be satirical of hate mail? Is this meant to be satirical of hate mail?

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]]> By: Blowhizzler http://www.venganza.org/2008/05/24/simply-put-your-a-fuck-nut/#comment-560917 Blowhizzler Tue, 29 Jul 2008 14:32:25 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/05/24/simply-put-your-a-fuck-nut.htm#comment-560917 No Spaghetti anymore? You punish yourself. What about Noodle or Maccaroni? No Spaghetti anymore? You punish yourself.
What about Noodle or Maccaroni?

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]]> By: Seriously Confused http://www.venganza.org/2008/05/24/simply-put-your-a-fuck-nut/#comment-550653 Seriously Confused Wed, 23 Jul 2008 17:50:39 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/05/24/simply-put-your-a-fuck-nut.htm#comment-550653 Hahaha. Wow, I had an incredibly difficult time taking this rant seriously. So.. you're a devout Christian, huh? One who follows the 10 commandments and preaches about love and forgiveness and acceptance? Well, as a Pastafarian i must say that I truly feel loved and accepted by you. It's no surprise to me that after reading the Bible (assuming of course, that you actually do so) that you are full of ignorance, hypocrisy, and intolerance. I hope that your forgiving God welcomes you into the gates of Heaven with open arms after reading that angry, hate-filled rant towards those of us who aren't brainwashed by ancient texts that he didn't even write himself. Have a good after-life. Hahaha. Wow, I had an incredibly difficult time taking this rant seriously. So.. you’re a devout Christian, huh? One who follows the 10 commandments and preaches about love and forgiveness and acceptance? Well, as a Pastafarian i must say that I truly feel loved and accepted by you. It’s no surprise to me that after reading the Bible (assuming of course, that you actually do so) that you are full of ignorance, hypocrisy, and intolerance. I hope that your forgiving God welcomes you into the gates of Heaven with open arms after reading that angry, hate-filled rant towards those of us who aren’t brainwashed by ancient texts that he didn’t even write himself. Have a good after-life.

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]]> By: DutchMan http://www.venganza.org/2008/05/24/simply-put-your-a-fuck-nut/#comment-545316 DutchMan Sun, 20 Jul 2008 12:09:57 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/05/24/simply-put-your-a-fuck-nut.htm#comment-545316 This is a strange message indeed. What does Thom mean with delicious Italian God, the pope? Thom is in the wrong, we don't have faith in rich old guys - otherwise we would be more likely to love Bush sr. Which brings us to bastard children: why does Thom think he's talking to Bush jr., and why does he call him soulless? (Thom must be a close friend to one of the Georges, actually being allowed to call him Bobby and knowing he has no soul.) And what I don't get is that Thom says he's created by some being, which is one moment called God, and the other moment is referred to as a homeless asshole? Thom must be confused, in several ways. Let's help him out here: Thom, you're talking to Pastafarians on this site, not Christians. This is a strange message indeed. What does Thom mean with delicious Italian God, the pope? Thom is in the wrong, we don’t have faith in rich old guys – otherwise we would be more likely to love Bush sr. Which brings us to bastard children: why does Thom think he’s talking to Bush jr., and why does he call him soulless? (Thom must be a close friend to one of the Georges, actually being allowed to call him Bobby and knowing he has no soul.) And what I don’t get is that Thom says he’s created by some being, which is one moment called God, and the other moment is referred to as a homeless asshole? Thom must be confused, in several ways. Let’s help him out here: Thom, you’re talking to Pastafarians on this site, not Christians.

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]]> By: free spirit http://www.venganza.org/2008/05/24/simply-put-your-a-fuck-nut/#comment-544986 free spirit Sun, 20 Jul 2008 06:46:08 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/05/24/simply-put-your-a-fuck-nut.htm#comment-544986 Why do "we" refer to FSM as HIM, HIS, He? Can we not have an androgynous (did I spell that right?) creator? curious... Why do “we” refer to FSM as HIM, HIS, He? Can we not have an androgynous (did I spell that right?) creator?
curious…

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]]> By: jessay http://www.venganza.org/2008/05/24/simply-put-your-a-fuck-nut/#comment-544349 jessay Sat, 19 Jul 2008 16:31:39 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/05/24/simply-put-your-a-fuck-nut.htm#comment-544349 Daww, another super friendly Christian just trying to show how much jeebuz ♥ us. You're mistaken my fat friend, I see people all the time in Christianity's merchandise, next time Google search your own rants to make sure their real.. Dumb-ass These are the bible verses that I never hear from Christians, probably because they don't read their bibles and atheists are Christians who know how to read. Ephesians 6:5 - Slaves are to worship their masters as Christ rather then man. Leviticus 15 - (Direct reference to you) - Women on their periods are unclean and sinful, they must offer sacrifice. Deuteronomy 22:24-26 - It's the woman's fault if she gets raped. There are so many more passages with"questionable" morals, go read your "good" book, and you will be questioning yourself on whether or not haircuts will end you hell. Like when god flooded the earth, what about all the children and infants and fetuses that had no defence, why did they have to die? "Ahhh, This book doesn't have any answers!" -Homer Simpson. Daww, another super friendly Christian just trying to show how much jeebuz ♥ us. You’re mistaken my fat friend, I see people all the time in Christianity’s merchandise, next time Google search your own rants to make sure their real.. Dumb-ass
These are the bible verses that I never hear from Christians, probably because they don’t read their bibles and atheists are Christians who know how to read.
Ephesians 6:5 – Slaves are to worship their masters as Christ rather then man.
Leviticus 15 – (Direct reference to you) – Women on their periods are unclean and sinful, they must offer sacrifice.
Deuteronomy 22:24-26 – It’s the woman’s fault if she gets raped.
There are so many more passages with”questionable” morals, go read your “good” book, and you will be questioning yourself on whether or not haircuts will end you hell. Like when god flooded the earth, what about all the children and infants and fetuses that had no defence, why did they have to die?

“Ahhh, This book doesn’t have any answers!” -Homer Simpson.

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]]> By: Darwin'sMonkey http://www.venganza.org/2008/05/24/simply-put-your-a-fuck-nut/#comment-543217 Darwin'sMonkey Fri, 18 Jul 2008 20:06:53 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/05/24/simply-put-your-a-fuck-nut.htm#comment-543217 Dude!!?? You kiss your god with that mouth?? Dude!!?? You kiss your god with that mouth??

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]]> By: Jules http://www.venganza.org/2008/05/24/simply-put-your-a-fuck-nut/#comment-542655 Jules Fri, 18 Jul 2008 12:16:12 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/05/24/simply-put-your-a-fuck-nut.htm#comment-542655 Wow... I thought the Christian religion was supposed to be a loving and kind religion? A religion that opens its' arms to people? Well, Thom, you've readily proved that the Christian Church has some serious issues it needs to deal with. And, I also thought [well USED to think] that Christians frowned upon foul language. -claps- Well done for showing me the real deal about how you think. Also, thank you for re-enforcing my love for the Church of the FSM, because "simply put", you've showed us all that it doesn't get any better than His Holy Noodliness. Wow… I thought the Christian religion was supposed to be a loving and kind religion? A religion that opens its’ arms to people?
Well, Thom, you’ve readily proved that the Christian Church has some serious issues it needs to deal with.
And, I also thought [well USED to think] that Christians frowned upon foul language. -claps- Well done for showing me the real deal about how you think.

Also, thank you for re-enforcing my love for the Church of the FSM, because “simply put”, you’ve showed us all that it doesn’t get any better than His Holy Noodliness.

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]]> By: Captain RedTom http://www.venganza.org/2008/05/24/simply-put-your-a-fuck-nut/#comment-542528 Captain RedTom Fri, 18 Jul 2008 10:28:57 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/05/24/simply-put-your-a-fuck-nut.htm#comment-542528 1: Is not lightning controlled by "God" according to the Xtian religion? 2: If you find pasta delicious, why stop eating it? 3: not everyone named thomas thinks like that... Just in case... So I can protect my good name... ARGH!! RAmen! -Cap'm RedTom 1: Is not lightning controlled by “God” according to the Xtian religion?
2: If you find pasta delicious, why stop eating it?
3: not everyone named thomas thinks like that… Just in case… So I can protect my good name… ARGH!!
RAmen!
-Cap’m RedTom

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]]> By: John http://www.venganza.org/2008/05/24/simply-put-your-a-fuck-nut/#comment-542055 John Fri, 18 Jul 2008 04:06:17 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/05/24/simply-put-your-a-fuck-nut.htm#comment-542055 Thank you henderbob! You have opened my eyes! Bobby Henderson was, according to you, a virgin birth! Just like Jesus! All hail Bobby and his good news! Thank you henderbob! You have opened my eyes! Bobby Henderson was, according to you, a virgin birth! Just like Jesus! All hail Bobby and his good news!

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]]> By: Johann McGillicutty http://www.venganza.org/2008/05/24/simply-put-your-a-fuck-nut/#comment-541624 Johann McGillicutty Thu, 17 Jul 2008 22:21:20 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/05/24/simply-put-your-a-fuck-nut.htm#comment-541624 Your typical loving, tolerant, and friendly evangelist. Your typical loving, tolerant, and friendly evangelist.

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]]> By: Davie Jones in His Latter Years http://www.venganza.org/2008/05/24/simply-put-your-a-fuck-nut/#comment-536929 Davie Jones in His Latter Years Tue, 15 Jul 2008 03:01:24 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/05/24/simply-put-your-a-fuck-nut.htm#comment-536929 Have we formed a missionary group yet? While we don't really need to preach conversion there is a clear need to go to the Xtian enclaves and teach spelling (although this poor lost soul managed "procreate" he lost points on contractions). Thom: send your address, I'll rush you a copy of The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, primer version. In just a few short weeks you'll be writing words like "Arrrgh" and "RAmen". When you get your reading skills up to par the true bliss of His Noodliness will make you a much calmer person. It'll (It will, excuse me) surprise you how calm you will be when you find the right god. Have we formed a missionary group yet? While we don’t really need to preach conversion there is a clear need to go to the Xtian enclaves and teach spelling (although this poor lost soul managed “procreate” he lost points on contractions).

Thom: send your address, I’ll rush you a copy of The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, primer version. In just a few short weeks you’ll be writing words like “Arrrgh” and “RAmen”. When you get your reading skills up to par the true bliss of His Noodliness will make you a much calmer person. It’ll (It will, excuse me) surprise you how calm you will be when you find the right god.

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]]> By: jambomuffin http://www.venganza.org/2008/05/24/simply-put-your-a-fuck-nut/#comment-536301 jambomuffin Mon, 14 Jul 2008 14:40:12 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/05/24/simply-put-your-a-fuck-nut.htm#comment-536301 Thom is clearly a mature intelligent person who has carefully balanced the arguements surrounding Gods existence. Thom is clearly a mature intelligent person who has carefully balanced the arguements surrounding Gods existence.

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]]> By: Kate http://www.venganza.org/2008/05/24/simply-put-your-a-fuck-nut/#comment-534945 Kate Sun, 13 Jul 2008 20:49:47 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/05/24/simply-put-your-a-fuck-nut.htm#comment-534945 Shut up, you communist Nazi Jew. Go back to Canada. Shut up, you communist Nazi Jew. Go back to Canada.

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