Simply put your a fuck-nut. This icon you have
created will burn for eternity in hell with you. You
soulless bastard child. I know God created me but I
think you were created when a homeless asshole
masturbated into a dumpster and it was hit by
lightning, a little Bobby crawled from the garbage and
would latter fill the heads of children with stupid
SHIT! I hope you chop your dick off so you cant
procreate. I shit on your faith in this delicious
Italian God. I have given up eating spaghetti.
-Thom
Simply put your a fuck-nut
Published by Bobby Henderson May 24th, 2008 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 188 Comments
188 Responses to “Simply put your a fuck-nut”
Well, the FSM will smite you with his giant balls. If your god was real, I’d be surprised he’d put so much effort into creating such a hateful religion-fueled asshole as yourself. Oh, right, I’m sorry, he “loves” you all.
As for your “chop your dick off” comment, 1) who the hell would do that but religion fanatics, and 2) Beliefs aren’t passed through offspring, MORON. Unlike your children, ours are raised to think for themselves, not whipped into belief.
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wow To make fun of someone else’s Religion??? how Funny! I’m not in any religion
but i still think if you beleive in a jewish Zombie that you telepathically Ask for forgiveness
that also asks that you eat his flesh and drink his blood? Wow id rather believe in a Magical kitty with a top hat that Shoots Fairy dust out of its behind
these hate mails just makes me wonder do all idiots have a loose tounge or is that just the priest
alone with you in the room?
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Once you get the criticism and hate mail of older, more established religions, you know you’re going in the right direction. They’re jealous and scared of losing their place in the world. May the misguided be touched by the noodly appendage of the FSM.
RAmen.
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Jar bless all ranting Xtians. When will they reach true enlightenment, and
know in their hearts that FSM is the sauce of all Creation?
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“Simply put your a fuck-nut”
LMAO! Yet once again a Christian nut job has left a prolific post. I always love it when someone implies others are stupid and they are not smart enough to know when to use “your” and when to use “you’re” lol. Thanks fuck-not for demonstrating your pathetic command of the English language. This is why Christians believe in nonsense. They are too stupid to know any better.
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“the garbage and would latter fill the”
Latter? Did he really mean later? Clearly, this putz is grammatically challenged.
I love this guy. Proof positive that incest is fun for the whole family…
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This man must be a true Christian, he speaks words of peace and kindness to Jews and Gentiles alike, just like Jesus did.
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The fund a mentalist (s) seem to be pretty pissed off lately. Wonder if it has anything to do with the dismal failure of their Expelled… *science leads to Nazis and killing..this movie will prove it..just you wait and see*… propaganda piece of intellectual pornography as well all the recently failed DI *Academic Freedumb Bills!
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EPIC FAIL YECS!
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HAHAHA! “soulless bastard child” HAHA! That’s gold!
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Is it just me or does the hate mail like this seemed too forced? Either this guy is actually full of anger and hatred or he’s provoking responses with random insults. Either way I’m not really liking the guy.
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“…you were created when a homeless asshole masturbated into a dumpster and it was hit by lightning, a little Bobby crawled from the garbage”.
Wha? Is this a new form of intelligent design, or a retelling of the story of Frankenstein to appeal to homeless readers?
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These christians are grumpy! Hahaha… He of course isn’t going to go to Hell… He, of course is godly for wanting people to “chop your dick off so you cant procreate”, and is going to heaven! Yaaayyyy! :) GO FSM!!!! Whooooo! YEAH!
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Aw… did someone get up on the wrong side of the Jesus this morning?
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Cripes, do you pray to YOUR god with that mouth??
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hey, a creative message. you used a different word than fuck, you said bastard. i spose that makes you sound better. no. it doesn’t. the message itself will slit your throat, stomp on your body, and sh*t in your mouth, that’s how much you killed that message.
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*Tastes the air* Sorry, I find irony delicious.
You are insulting our religion, while saying a homeless man has the powers of your god.
RAmen
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God must be so proud of his followers like this guy. :D
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Uh oh, thats wrath! Tsk tsk. Somebody’s in trouble now.
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@David H: So god only murdered 2.3 million people (not counting kittens and puppies). I feel much better about him now.
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how poetic
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I just like how the icon will burn in hell…
Do jpgs burn hotter than gifs?
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OMG this is so amazing……….truly this is amazing, i personaly think anyone who insults anouther religion is a racist and im no racist this is so amazing honestly :)
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I have to say, I’m an Irish Catholic, and this dude even ticked me off… Sorry everyone. I think the FSM is cool. Carry on…Ahr….
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simply put his ‘afucknut’ where?
what is an ‘afucknut’? i’m confused…
and speaking of filling children’s heads with shit… what do you call: “Happy shall they be who take your little ones and dash them against the rock!”- Psalms 137:9. what are you filling your childrens’ heads with?
and that’s fine that you don’t eat spaghetti or other italian dishes now, there’s always lobsters and crabs…OH WAIT!!!
But anything in the seas or the streams that does not have fins and scales, of the swarming creatures in the waters and among all the other living creatures that are in the waters—they are detestable to you
Leviticus 11:10
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Good point, neal. Notice how the hate mailers either want to burn atheists at the stake or
expect their god-of-love to do it for them? That’s because punishment and guilt is what religion
is all about. Had a debate with a bible-pounder not long ago who couldn’t seperate morality from
belief in a god. As in “what keeps you in check if not for that big boogie man in the sky”? Sad.
They don’t realize it’s the promise of the volcanic beer and infinite stripper supply. R’amen.
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Again…USLESS ANGRY BANTER!! dang nowander its so hard for christians to change the lives of people. when people like these come onto websites and damn people to hell insted of doing what should be done.. just plant the sead…thats all you have to do… A question for you… does a tree grow with place under the ground and then set ablaze??? No it does not. it requires water…
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@Neal, Al, and David H:
here’s a link to an obviously thoroughly researched and therefore extremely accurate and detailed analysis of the historical trends in world population. Notice that the graphs start with a population of two, show a parabolic increase until the sudden drop at “Noah’s Flood”, and then resume the parabolic increase.
http://ldolphin.org/popul.html
*throws up, mostly into wastebasket*
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Being a human being with a monkey brain means that when we are subjected to horrible things, over and over again, for a long time, those things will become familiar and even comforting on a social level. We will feel insulted if we hear someone attacking, or even offering an alternate viewpoint to, our beliefs.
The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster offers a more peaceful contemplation of monotheistic creation theory, and does not rely on the torture-porn approach that Christianity uses to shock and stupify.
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Damn.. You’d THink that the REligious Christ fags would Spend Less time insulting THe FSM.. And More time trying to Convert His followers.. But NOOO they Resort to Violence. xD
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ET – you owe me 10 minutes – the amount of life I spent trying to find some sense in that doc. I’ll accept it at the beer fountain:)
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I love it when “christians” damn others to hell, by the way, where is the discription of the burning? I’ve read the Bible (well the volgate of st jerome) and there are only filmy references. Note, no attempt to ’save’ anyone, just a judgemant of damnation. Nice. Amennnnnarrrg
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its funny how people pick sides ABOUT THE RELIGION!!!!!!
that isnt the debate this is supposed to start!!!!!!
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Well, if that doesn’t make you want to drop all you have and turn to christ i just don’t know what will. I mean really? Really???? Thanks for proving what people like me have been saying for years. christianity is a cloak, it is not who you are, it is simply a covering for weakness. True selfs always show through. And these lovely words of anger examplify that perfectly.
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@ET the Extra Terrestral.
Yeah, if I didn’t believe the whole thing was fictionalized bullshit, I’d be ralphing too.
But the point is, the fundies believe all this shit is literally true, and they still profess their love for Yaweh, the blod drenched murdering baby killing monster, and some if not many of them want to infringe on the way the rest of us live our lives, to bring us all into line with their way of thinking.
It’s like having a group of Moslem fanatics living among us trying to impose Sharia law, only it Leviticus law. That is what the so called culture war of the last 30 or so years has been about: A sizable, monied minority who want to subvert our most basic democratic values to impose an atavistic system on all the rest of us. Because of them, none of us have been able to enjoy our freedoms without harassment.
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I love how people go on about how they are so christian and how god made them and they so totally follow the exact word of the bible and they do nothing wrong.
‘I know God created me but I
think you were created when a homeless asshole
masturbated into a dumpster and it was hit by
lightning, a little Bobby crawled from the garbage and
would latter fill the heads of children with stupid
SHIT! I hope you chop your dick off so you cant
procreate. I shit on your faith in this delicious
Italian God. I have given up eating spaghetti.’
Damn…if thats what your god is like then i dont want any :O
May you be touched by his noodley appendage.
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yes plague chicken jpgs do burn hotter gifs but mpgs burn hotter then jpgs,and i belive gavin verbaly raped you thom and how are you any better than the guy who made this website for coming here and trying to tear someone down for having a little fun. noboby forced you to come here and look at this website i personaly am christian but i still chuckle at this anyway. and im glad that you gave up spaghettl dickhole now there is more for me
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someone must have a fuck-nut up their ass…and i love how hate-mailers continue to contradict themselves, first you were created by god, then you talk of procreation…well which is it that created you, god or a happy fuck-nut?
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If my some miracle lightning flew into a dumpster and created a baby, doesnt that prove that god wanted this religion formed and hense must be the great FSM?
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haha! i laughed when i read this. this person calls themself a christian when there all cussing and everything.
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Thom…..yet another hate-filled religious fanatic who is incapable of intelligent thought. The part that really made me burst out laughing was the final sentence “I have given up eating spaghetti”. He actually genuinely believes that somehow this will strike a blow against his new rival god the FSM.
The Flying Spaghetti Monster has an invisible tendril in your mind Thom. You can deny spaghetti but you cannot deny HIs love. The FSM loves you and will care for you no matter what…..unlike your twisted, spiteful god that apparently burns people in a giant oven for not believing in his invisble ass!
RAmen
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if you found the bible in a used book store, and had never known about the bible or christianity previously to this discovery, you certainly wouldn’t open the book and think that the texts in the bible are the meaning of life. One would throw the book in the garbage.
christianity is bullshit if you’re a part of it’s mass congregation of simple minded people then feel sorry for yourself or just open your eyes ;]
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All hail our creator, the homeless @$$#013!
Ha-ha, just my little joke.
As I recall he was a spacey-looking dude with a long beard who wore very little by way of clothing and preached a lot to anyone he met about god. Who could worship an @$$#013 like that?
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and you pray to your diety with that mouth? shameful.
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Yay! Mindless drivel being flung from the mouths of the intolerant Christian masses!
It is fun to laugh at, though.
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Am I the only one noticing a pattern of hate-mail saying that we will: “Burn in Hell for all eternity”? Wasn’t the view that a sense of humour is a cardinal sin abolished after Vatican 2?
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The missing link mate……http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2006/apr/06/evolution.fossils
And many more are to follow I’m afraid.
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Yogi makes a great point. If Xtainity were to emerge today and no one in the world had ever heard word one about it, people would think it was outlandishly absurd.
Everything from the murderous blood stained father who drowned all humanity, sentenced everyone to die after eve ate the apple, had Jonah take a ride in a whale’s belly, ruined Job’s life, told Abrahan to murder his own kid, killed all the first born of Egypt, had is chosen people committ genocide on the origninal inhabitants of Palestine, and demanded is own son be nailed to a tree to allow mankind to party with is ghost.
Then there’s Jesus, the economic radical who promulgated love while speaking in parables changing water into wine, raising the dead, curing the lepers, feeding 5000 from the 1st century equivalent of a McDonalds happy meal, walking on water, and being a zombie for 40 days by rising from the dead before beginning the 15 billion+ parsec intergalactic journey by “ascending” into heaven.
After that we have the Holy Ghost who is kinda like Teller to J.C’s Penn. HE gives 12 fishermen followers the backbone to create a world wide religion and thereby stary 2 millenia of interreligious strife, warfare and pogroms.
Then there are the dire predictions of REvelations which were written to scare the shit out of the flock and compel their obedience at all times.
Yeah, it would all fly if it were introduced today. NOT!
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MY shiny green rock is WAAAAAYYYYY luckier than your shiny green rock and if you disagree I’ll commit atrocities in my green rock’s name to prove to you it’s power.
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You have proved that the prophet who brought us the FSM, was indeed a result of immaculate conception. Thank you, thank you, thank you!
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Of course, we believe that YOU shall be the one to burn, or at least miss out on the beer volcano and stripper factory that awaits all true Pastafarians!
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