Comments on: wtf http://www.venganza.org/2008/05/22/wtf/ Sat, 20 Mar 2010 06:34:22 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: ironicbrat187 http://www.venganza.org/2008/05/22/wtf/#comment-904334 ironicbrat187 Wed, 09 Dec 2009 22:19:02 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/05/22/wtf.htm#comment-904334 First of all, what do you have against strippers and beer? Just getting that out there. SECOND of all... I love all these Christian people who claim they are speaking the "word of God"... was the "word of God" to use bad grammar, bad spelling and a ton of curses? I've read the Bible... I don' remember seeing "Thou must use "fuck" in every other sentence and also have bad grammar"... maybe I missed that part? First of all, what do you have against strippers and beer? Just getting that out there.

SECOND of all… I love all these Christian people who claim they are speaking the “word of God”… was the “word of God” to use bad grammar, bad spelling and a ton of curses? I’ve read the Bible… I don’ remember seeing “Thou must use “fuck” in every other sentence and also have bad grammar”… maybe I missed that part?

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]]> By: Dave http://www.venganza.org/2008/05/22/wtf/#comment-756205 Dave Fri, 13 Mar 2009 00:25:00 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/05/22/wtf.htm#comment-756205 but doesnt god love all his children??? haha!!! love this sight! LOVE THIS RELIGION!!!!! but doesnt god love all his children??? haha!!! love this sight! LOVE THIS RELIGION!!!!!

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]]> By: Avery http://www.venganza.org/2008/05/22/wtf/#comment-742023 Avery Fri, 20 Feb 2009 00:23:49 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/05/22/wtf.htm#comment-742023 wtf this is a bunch of bullshit. why would you believe in spaghetti creating man?? and why would heaven have beer and strippers??? this is shit. some guy just randomly thought: “oh spaghetti is so good. it must be god.” i mean what the fuck?! jesus is real and i dont care what you guys think. you deny him, you’ll all burn in hell for eternity. so have fun!! -JIR ok 1 why not believe in spaghetti as a god? 2 why would heaven not have beer and strippers heavens great and those are great 3 yes jesus was real and we know that he was a deranged prophet that was nailed to a cross by pagen romans and left there to rot wtf this is a bunch of bullshit. why would you believe in spaghetti creating man?? and why would heaven have beer and strippers??? this is shit. some guy just randomly thought: “oh spaghetti is so good. it must be god.” i mean what the fuck?! jesus is real and i dont care what you guys think. you deny him, you’ll all burn in hell for eternity. so have fun!!
-JIR

ok 1 why not believe in spaghetti as a god? 2 why would heaven not have beer and strippers heavens great and those are great 3 yes jesus was real and we know that he was a deranged prophet that was nailed to a cross by pagen romans and left there to rot

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]]> By: spaghetti lover http://www.venganza.org/2008/05/22/wtf/#comment-686568 spaghetti lover Thu, 27 Nov 2008 23:50:28 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/05/22/wtf.htm#comment-686568 tee hee. your righteous anger is funny. tee hee. your righteous anger is funny.

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]]> By: Sarah the Wench http://www.venganza.org/2008/05/22/wtf/#comment-604447 Sarah the Wench Wed, 27 Aug 2008 01:27:27 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/05/22/wtf.htm#comment-604447 Okay. I will! Thanks. Okay. I will! Thanks.

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]]> By: TheFewTheProudTheMarinara http://www.venganza.org/2008/05/22/wtf/#comment-581352 TheFewTheProudTheMarinara Wed, 13 Aug 2008 11:30:54 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/05/22/wtf.htm#comment-581352 Good thing you corrected your grammar, "Oh, boy". We were beginning to think you were a Xtian in disguise and were thinking of making you walk the plank. Seriously, why are 98% of the protesters to this site semi-literate? Is it because they're 12 and flunking 7 grade English or 32 and never made it to 7th grade? Or are some of the pirate crew here posing as land-lubbers for sport? Good thing you corrected your grammar, “Oh, boy”. We were beginning to think you were a Xtian in disguise and were thinking of making you walk the plank.

Seriously, why are 98% of the protesters to this site semi-literate? Is it because they’re 12 and flunking 7 grade English or 32 and never made it to 7th grade? Or are some of the pirate crew here posing as land-lubbers for sport?

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]]> By: turtle http://www.venganza.org/2008/05/22/wtf/#comment-581095 turtle Wed, 13 Aug 2008 04:03:52 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/05/22/wtf.htm#comment-581095 Show me a map to hell the I'll believe you. Don't you dare point down. Show me a map to hell the I’ll believe you. Don’t you dare point down.

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]]> By: iGod http://www.venganza.org/2008/05/22/wtf/#comment-549109 iGod Tue, 22 Jul 2008 18:57:15 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/05/22/wtf.htm#comment-549109 If heaven had no strippers or no beer, would it still be heaven? If heaven had no strippers or no beer, would it still be heaven?

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]]> By: Oh, boy... http://www.venganza.org/2008/05/22/wtf/#comment-547194 Oh, boy... Mon, 21 Jul 2008 15:36:32 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/05/22/wtf.htm#comment-547194 Ha ha, I put my foot in my mouth a little bit. edit: The three things I love most ARE: Ha ha, I put my foot in my mouth a little bit.

edit: The three things I love most ARE:

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]]> By: Oh, boy... http://www.venganza.org/2008/05/22/wtf/#comment-547193 Oh, boy... Mon, 21 Jul 2008 15:34:57 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/05/22/wtf.htm#comment-547193 The three things I love most is: 1) How angry the Christians get 2) How obvious they make it that, deep down, the only reason they "believe" at all is from a total fear of going to Hell, as if that alone is enough to verify the existence of God 3) Their punctuation and grammar. The three things I love most is: 1) How angry the Christians get 2) How obvious they make it that, deep down, the only reason they “believe” at all is from a total fear of going to Hell, as if that alone is enough to verify the existence of God 3) Their punctuation and grammar.

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]]> By: Wench Nikkiee http://www.venganza.org/2008/05/22/wtf/#comment-547015 Wench Nikkiee Mon, 21 Jul 2008 12:17:07 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/05/22/wtf.htm#comment-547015 Ubi Dubium Seriously love your paragraph breaks. Serious! RAmen Ubi Dubium

Seriously love your paragraph breaks.
Serious!
RAmen

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]]> By: jessay http://www.venganza.org/2008/05/22/wtf/#comment-546723 jessay Mon, 21 Jul 2008 08:00:13 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/05/22/wtf.htm#comment-546723 I think southpark said it best with the "All About the Mormons" song, dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb I think southpark said it best with the “All About the Mormons” song, dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb

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]]> By: Pirate Massa http://www.venganza.org/2008/05/22/wtf/#comment-544463 Pirate Massa Sat, 19 Jul 2008 18:38:12 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/05/22/wtf.htm#comment-544463 What is it with christians and telling people to burn in hell? You know thats blastfamous, don't you? You will burn in hell for putting yourself at the dame level of your god, by judgeing people to hell. - An atheist is a Christian who has acually read the bible. What is it with christians and telling people to burn in hell? You know thats blastfamous, don’t you? You will burn in hell for putting yourself at the dame level of your god, by judgeing people to hell.

- An atheist is a Christian who has acually read the bible.

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]]> By: John http://www.venganza.org/2008/05/22/wtf/#comment-538726 John Wed, 16 Jul 2008 01:58:01 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/05/22/wtf.htm#comment-538726 I would like to focus this segment on the question, "Why would Heaven have beer and strippers?" He who asks this, summarily smack thyself. That basically sounds like Heaven to me. Secondarily, get a sense of humor, bra. I would like to focus this segment on the question, “Why would Heaven have beer and strippers?” He who asks this, summarily smack thyself. That basically sounds like Heaven to me.
Secondarily, get a sense of humor, bra.

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]]> By: Sarah http://www.venganza.org/2008/05/22/wtf/#comment-527056 Sarah Tue, 08 Jul 2008 20:28:03 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/05/22/wtf.htm#comment-527056 Why wouldn't heaven have strippers and beer? That's the real question. Why wouldn’t heaven have strippers and beer? That’s the real question.

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]]> By: Millarrrghy http://www.venganza.org/2008/05/22/wtf/#comment-526944 Millarrrghy Tue, 08 Jul 2008 18:10:12 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/05/22/wtf.htm#comment-526944 Some of you folks take life waaaaay too seriously. May you be whapped by a noodley appendage, and thus be reborn human, tolerant and funnier!! Some of you folks take life waaaaay too seriously. May you be whapped by a noodley appendage, and thus be reborn human, tolerant and funnier!!

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]]> By: Sarah http://www.venganza.org/2008/05/22/wtf/#comment-526172 Sarah Tue, 08 Jul 2008 06:06:41 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/05/22/wtf.htm#comment-526172 @Mike I don't think all religious experiences have been "faked" (although many have), I think people just misinterpret natural phenomena as supernatural. But that's actually beside the point - this movement was started specifically to point out the fallacies of Intelligent Design, which was contrived for the sole purpose of getting creationism taught in public science classrooms. ID actually is a fake science, and should be given no more credence than any other obviously fake theory (not that pastafarianism is fake, of course). Now I have a question for you: do you think the beliefs of Nazis and suicide cults are worthy of respect? To my mind, willingness of die for a belief is the first step to willingness to kill for a belief, and I have no respect for that kind of behavior. But I do thank you for treating us like rational human beings, and I hope you are not called upon to die for your god any time soon RAmen. @Mike

I don’t think all religious experiences have been “faked” (although many have), I think people just misinterpret natural phenomena as supernatural. But that’s actually beside the point – this movement was started specifically to point out the fallacies of Intelligent Design, which was contrived for the sole purpose of getting creationism taught in public science classrooms. ID actually is a fake science, and should be given no more credence than any other obviously fake theory (not that pastafarianism is fake, of course). Now I have a question for you: do you think the beliefs of Nazis and suicide cults are worthy of respect? To my mind, willingness of die for a belief is the first step to willingness to kill for a belief, and I have no respect for that kind of behavior. But I do thank you for treating us like rational human beings, and I hope you are not called upon to die for your god any time soon RAmen.

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]]> By: St. Arrrrgyle http://www.venganza.org/2008/05/22/wtf/#comment-526116 St. Arrrrgyle Tue, 08 Jul 2008 05:08:08 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/05/22/wtf.htm#comment-526116 @Mike "I would say any belief system that people honestly hold even to death is worthy of respect." You respect Islamic extremist suicide bombers? Your head is in a very dark place surrounded by a sphincter. @Mike

“I would say any belief system that people honestly hold even to death is worthy of respect.”

You respect Islamic extremist suicide bombers? Your head is in a very dark place surrounded by a sphincter.

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]]> By: Lola http://www.venganza.org/2008/05/22/wtf/#comment-526027 Lola Tue, 08 Jul 2008 03:09:02 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/05/22/wtf.htm#comment-526027 Bwaaa haaa...It never ceases to amaze me how they all repeat their own fairytale, laugh at it or damn it to hell but still don't get it. Oh, the irony... Bwaaa haaa…It never ceases to amaze me how they all repeat their own fairytale, laugh at it or damn it to hell but still don’t get it. Oh, the irony…

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]]> By: Ubi Dubium http://www.venganza.org/2008/05/22/wtf/#comment-526010 Ubi Dubium Tue, 08 Jul 2008 02:53:21 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/05/22/wtf.htm#comment-526010 @Mike: "Unless you are willing to say that ALL religious experiences at all times and all places are based upon obvious “fake” experiences than right off the bat the proof by example is not parallel to Christianity or any other religion for that matter." . There is no evidence to show our religious experiences aren't just as real as any others! We have a holy book, chosen people, holidays, everything. Just because it's silly does not mean it can be more easily disproved than any other religion. And would you claim that people of other religions you don't follow are lying about their claimed experiences with their gods? Or would you say they are deluding themselves? . "Are you willing to die for your FSM? Are you willing be burned alive; torn apart by animals? Are you willing to allow you bodies to be mutilated because you are supposed to dress like a pirate? " . Why in FSM's name would we want to do that? The FSM, unlike the biblical god, is benevolent. He does not require any kind of sacrifices. Why does the fact that a religion extols martyrdom make it more likely to be true? Islam glorifies dying for your beliefs, and for that matter, so did the Aztec religion. I'm betting you don't follow either of those. . "As atheists your supposed to hold to Reason and Science as the highest order." . Who says all Pastafarians are Atheists? His Noodlyness (pesto be upon him) opens his appendages to all! To quote the Gospel: Try it for 30 days - if you are not satisfied, your god will probably take you back (unless you're a Jain, then you're pretty much screwed). And what do reason and science have to do with religion? Nothing! - That's really our point here, isn't it? . RAmen @Mike:
“Unless you are willing to say that ALL religious experiences at all times and all places are based upon obvious “fake” experiences than right off the bat the proof by example is not parallel to Christianity or any other religion for that matter.”
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There is no evidence to show our religious experiences aren’t just as real as any others! We have a holy book, chosen people, holidays, everything. Just because it’s silly does not mean it can be more easily disproved than any other religion. And would you claim that people of other religions you don’t follow are lying about their claimed experiences with their gods? Or would you say they are deluding themselves?
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“Are you willing to die for your FSM? Are you willing be burned alive; torn apart by animals? Are you willing to allow you bodies to be mutilated because you are supposed to dress like a pirate? ”
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Why in FSM’s name would we want to do that? The FSM, unlike the biblical god, is benevolent. He does not require any kind of sacrifices. Why does the fact that a religion extols martyrdom make it more likely to be true? Islam glorifies dying for your beliefs, and for that matter, so did the Aztec religion. I’m betting you don’t follow either of those.
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“As atheists your supposed to hold to Reason and Science as the highest order.”
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Who says all Pastafarians are Atheists? His Noodlyness (pesto be upon him) opens his appendages to all! To quote the Gospel: Try it for 30 days – if you are not satisfied, your god will probably take you back (unless you’re a Jain, then you’re pretty much screwed). And what do reason and science have to do with religion? Nothing! – That’s really our point here, isn’t it?
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RAmen

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