wtf this is a bunch of bullshit. why would you believe in spaghetti creating man?? and why would heaven have beer and strippers??? this is shit. some guy just randomly thought: “oh spaghetti is so good. it must be god.” i mean what the fuck?! jesus is real and i dont care what you guys think. you deny him, you’ll all burn in hell for eternity. so have fun!!
-JIR
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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Its so amazing how christians get angry and blast pastafarianism for things which can be said about their own religion. Why do they hate us so? =[
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Not all christians hate Pastafarianism, infact most I know support it, its just the extremests that hate pastafarianism. Its kinda sad when the actions of a few idiots, make the entire group look bad.
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FSM > Cosmic zombie jew.
Also, what kind of man denies that an eternity of booze and tits as insanely awesome?
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Ya thats true, I’ll refrain from labeling them as a whole.
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god jesus and the bible are all just as crazy as say…. a flyin spaghetti monster! and why woudnt heavin (if it were real) have beer and strippers?
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“Jesus is real”
… so is buddha! :O
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If I am going to hell, I am going in a limo with a parade proceeding me. A brass band behind the limo playing “Hail To The Chief” when I got out of the limo would be my cue to “royally” wave at my fellow sinners who are cheering at my coming. The red carpet will roll out and Lucifer will have a candlelit dinner for me consisting of spaghetti and meatballs, a nice white wine, and a smoke for afterwards. Cool eh?
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Why can’t these Christians get it straight? The FSM is NOT a bunch of spaghetti. He is made out of invisible, holy, flying-spaghetti-monsterness that has no word, and spaghetti is the closest we can get.
That’s like saying your God is a human, because he created man in his image. It just means that spaghetti is a pathetic copy of the great holy FSM.
A couple other things I would like to say:
-Why would you believe in a god that resembles Morgan Freeman, appears to his people as a burning bush, writes a bible that encourages/promotes keeping slaves, tells his people that adultery is wrong but gets Mary pregnant…the list goes on and on. Why?
-Who doesn’t like beer? Well I don’t as I’m a minor and have never had any, but it probably tastes pretty damn good and Heaven should be the best place ever with all the most wonderful things in the world. This would simply be incomplete without something as (supposedly) wonderful as beer. As for strippers, I’m not so sure. Just a little…idk wrong for an 11yearold.
Yeah, I’ll have fun in your hell which doesn’t exist. More likely, I will either be drinking beer straight from the volcano up in heaven, or decomposing underground in a grave, or be scattered bits of ash somewhere.
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ha ur an idiot. wats the difference between believing in a spaghetti god than a god who walked on water…..if anything the spaghetti guy is more believable… ur an idiot
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Seriously, this guy needs to discover Wikipedia…. The religion of the FSM was not just pulled out of someone’s ass without any true thought.
I mean, it SORT OF is, heavy emphasis on “sort of”, but then again, all religions are. I mean, look at my religion. Christianity revolves around zombie worship and cannibalism. ^^ I’m not putting down Christianity, because I really like it, but my point is that religion as a whole is messed up.
But if I ever quit Catholicism, I’ll worship his Noodlyness.
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“i mean what the fuck?! jesus is real and i dont care what you guys think.”
I giggled.
My question is, if you don’t care what “we guys” think, then why would you take your precious time for sending us this nice letter?
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i don’t need gawd to tell me to be a decent person.
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Religions like this make me ashamed to believe in a god
BlackGoth69
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I’m always fascinated by people who swear up, down and sideways while “protecting” Jesus’s name.
You know, because it’s “so Christian-like” of them.
sigh.
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Jesus is real? You mean the magic jewish zombie you pretend to pray to at night?
Good argument – keep trying.
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I deny Jesus… there is no hell either
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I think these Jesus freaks need to be reminded of the point of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Its a silly as it is because your expecting us to believe in the bible is equally as silly.
Why Would we worship a wad of Spaghetti? Why would you worship some spiteful 6 year old imaginary friend, who manifested himself as the bastard son of a Jewish woman?
And Why can’t our heaven have Strippers and Beer? I think on my deathbed, if some priest of the Catholic/Christian faith told me I’m going to hell, I’ll fucking take him with me. But if a friend tells me I’m on my way to a stripper factory, where there is limitless beer. I’ll laugh cause he can’t come!
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Can I just say to all of the FSM followers, well done. I’ve finally found a religion that makes sense to me. I am from the UK and when the Census comes to my house i shall now put church of FSM on the box that says RELIGION.
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I know a flying spaghetti monster how weird, your right a giant ball of light sounds so much more believable, not! besides you cant prove that Jesus wasn’t fathered by FSM
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Its pretty hard to imagine a heaven without beer and strippers.
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So i geuss your idea of heaven is endless pain and servivtude? What you read is just a part of heaven, potentially we can have anything we want, we even get to make our own strippers, and what is wrong with beer?
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Wow my previous post got deleted… that’s so screwed up.
I mean here we have the FSM, who´s supposed to be a symbol of freedom of belief, freedom of thought, and general hearty good fun… and somebody takes down a completely harmless post. I imagine it could have been because I accused some of the people in the community here for blatantly making fake hate mail in what appears to be a pretty weak attempt at trolling. What gets to me, besides anyone resorting to such infantile tactics is that there´s actually someone willing to let that go on while my post gets deleted…
And yes I AM still that lonesome red dot in South America.
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Well if I’m going to burn in hell at least I’ll be in awesome company!
“In Heaven all the interesting people are missing.”
— Friedrich Nietzsche
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QUOTE: ‘and why would heaven have beer and strippers???’
WTF???????
well, why the hell not? EVERYONE loves strippers and beer. Ok maybe YOU don’t but that dosn’t mean others feel the same. Ok some people hate strippers and dont drink beer, but the truth is that your average man on the street LOVES both of ‘em.
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Well…As long as you don’t care what I think, I can say what I want. Am I correct. Now, Don’t get me wrong here, I can admit I have an IQ of a candy bracelet (and boy do I love candy bracelets). But anyways let me get to the point. I don’t care what you think. When you prove to me that some Jewish zombie that could heal people was real, Then I’ll believe you. But anyways I do love spaghetti and I’ll enjoy the sripper factory and the booze volcano when I die.
RAmen.
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and why would heaven have beer and strippers???
I have to admit, I don’t know. Mere mortals such as I are sometimes bewildered by the RAmenifications of the Grand (Intelligent) Design. But I figure, do I want to stand around singing some (frankly quite awful) hymns or drink, party and shake my booty for all eternity? Cue the music guys… :)
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“BlackGoth69
May 27th, 2008 at 10:03 am
Religions like this make me ashamed to believe in a god”
I sort of agree with you, except that EVERY religion makes ME ashamed to believe in a god. Except for Thor. Thor kicks ten tons of whoop-ass.
You can keep your magic jewish zombie, though.
RAmen,
Mac N. Cheez
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Hey fuck-nuts (to the people denouncing this religion because theyre christfags), don’t you see that this is the EXACT same thing as christianity except God and jesus is replaced with Spagheti. It was created to make you realize that you are retarded.
ALL HAIL SPAGHETTI
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Thank you for taking the time to explore the site and read about the beer/stripper heaven we Pastafarians will enjoy! I’m sure you’d like it if you weren’t so intolerant, you could give it a chance!
Oh well!
RAmen
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Hmmm, Aristotle said that a thing’s goodness can be measured by how well it fullfills it’s purpose. Surposing that the purpose of heaven is to be an enjoyable place of meriment and pleasure were good people can spend eternity after death. Which heaven fullfills this purpose better ? One of abstinance and servitude or one with a stripper factory and a a beer volcano ?
I surpose it depends wether you have been brainwashed with other religions propoganda.
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its not that we don’t believe in this jesus fello we simply believe that he was most likely FSM.
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If Jesus ( and god) loves us why would they force us to burn in hell? I think God and Jesus are bigger than that…literally and spiritually.
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“why would you believe in spaghetti creating man”
His Noodlyness works in mysterious ways. Beware the temptations of the Intellect,
my friend. Only through true faith may we know Nature of FSM.
Jar Bless.
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wtf this is a bunch of bullshit. why would you believe in a large invisible dude creating man?? and why would heaven be booooooooring??? this is shit. some guy just randomly thought: “this random illusionist is so good. it must be god.” i mean what the fuck?! FSM is real and i dont care what you guys think. you deny him, you’ll all put up with stale beer and strippers with VD for eternity. so have fun!!
-Fix’d
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More abuse of the English language from an idiot Christian, lol.
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dude, chill. I’M CATHOLIC ; however i can’t prove that jesus was the messiah or real. and i suspect neither can you. nor can u prove that FSM was not founded on a real basis. thats why so many people hate christians, because we tend to be VERY VERY hypocritical. no one told you to believe what they say. so get a bit more cofortable in your religion be it whatever it is and leave others to worship as the want. stop trying to control everyone. and isn’t heavensupossed to be perfect?what we want containing our hearts desires? for some that is perfect! deal with it ! and ummmm i may be wrong but i thougth, keep in mind that i tought, that JESUS told us something to the effect of……”he who is without sin cast the first stone…” is that not right ? ha i tought u were christian! so before you go around condeming people to hell make sure you don’t have a seat waiting yourself. honestlly what time period are we in , gezzz “eternal damnation”, i think the whole world is damned but whatever.
p.s. see you in hell
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Answer: Why not?
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If you had taken 2 seconds to take a flipping look at the fact we DONT ACTUALLY BELIEVE WE WERE CREATED BY SPAGEHETTI than maybe you wouldn’t be such a down right retard. You pea-brained lack of inteligence is astonishing.
Blessed Be The Noodly Appendage That Deftly Spreads The Holy Marinara Sause!
RAmen
P.S. Even if we did believe that the world was created by the FSM, its it any different than an old man who is not only everywhere but nowhere at the same time, all powerful and all knowing, and has to rest for some reason while creating the world dispite his all powerfulness… I see a similarity =)
“When one person has delusions, its called insanity. When more people have delusions, its called religion.”
-Unknown
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You know, i think that people are getting so angry and defensive about their religion, because they doubt their own religion…just a thought.
RAmen
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This dude needs to learn how to actually read this site. He most likely just saw the banner and went on a religious rage.
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[quote]so have fun!![/quote]
Thanks Dude!
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i don’t deny Jesus. he was a real 0th century philsopher. heaven has beer and strippers because heaven is whatever makes you happy. and if you don’t like beer and strippers, your a weirdy!
RAmen
P.S. oh, old bearded men are good, they must be god!
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Pasta Acolyte Jun 2nd, 2008 at 8:47 pm
“You know, i think that people are getting so angry and defensive about their religion, because they doubt their own religion”
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Yep…that and the increasing number of sheeple straying, resulting in a reduction in the tax free income of the religion sales companies.
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Why is this idea so farfetched? When Jesus was around wasn’t he also considered a lunitic. A Blasphemer? Maybe if you took the time youl’d realize that FSM is just as possible as GOD. YOu might think that FSM is a fictional creature because of how silly it sounds. There are 2800 different gods worldwide why is one less silly then the other.
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If faith is the only thing that matters then hitler is in heaven
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Don’t really feel like reading all of this, but that Lane dude has the right idea. I’m going to start ending everything I write with “P.S. SEE YOU IN HELL!”
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With half the language used (the offensive language) in the hate mail, I am not sure how anyone will get to heaven…
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Top Ten Signs You’re a Fundamentalist Christian
10 – You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of yours.
9 – You feel insulted and “dehumanized” when scientists say that people evolved from other life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt.
8 – You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in a Triune God.
7 – Your face turns purple when you hear of the “atrocities” attributed to Allah, but you don’t even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in “Exodus” and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in “Joshua” including women, children, and trees!
6 – You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about gods sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed, came back to life and then ascended into the sky.
5 – You are willing to spend your life looking for little loopholes in the scientifically established age of Earth (few billion years), but you find nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by Bronze Age tribesmen sitting in their tents and guessing that Earth is a few generations old.
4 – You believe that the entire population of this planet with the exception of those who share your beliefs — though excluding those in all rival sects – will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of Suffering. And yet consider your religion the most “tolerant” and “loving.”
3 – While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have failed to convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the floor speaking in “tongues” may be all the evidence you need to “prove” Christianity.
2 – You define 0.01% as a “high success rate” when it comes to answered prayers. You consider that to be evidence that prayer works. And you think that the remaining 99.99% FAILURE was simply the will of God.
1 – You actually know a lot less than many atheists and agnostics do about the Bible, Christianity, and church history – but still call yourself a Christian.
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*sits in his chair looks down slapping his forehead* yes jesus is real i agree. but whould he come into a room cursing? *sigh*
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For the love of FSM, JIR, you need to start to apply some critical thought to something as weighty as your own existence. Please don’t just stamp your foot and pout like that just because “it’s so hard [to think].”
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RAmen
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