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Over lunch, I picked up two Scotch eggs (a British delicacy, as I’m sure you know!). To my surprise, my friends gasped and pointed at my hand. I looked down, and I saw a vision: the FSM had guided my grasp!
Tom O., England
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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Praise the carbohydrated one! Is a miracle!
In your FACE lesser deities and your cheese sammiches!
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Proof that we were made in FSM’s image. All we need is two additional meatballs. (I was going to say balls, but that’s just too crude. I won’t say it.) Great insight, Tom. Ramen.
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Flashin’ the gang signs of the FSM, yo!
…Sweet Flying Monster, that made me feel so… white.
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Holding it like that, it can also be confused for something else.
Gonadular Elephantitis.
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Now I believe for sure!
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So much more clear than mary in some burned toast.
RAmen!
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What more proof do we need?
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It’s not an english delicacy, it’s as much of a delicacy as a Roast Dinner.
We just.
Eat them.
Mmm?
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Definately touched be his noodly appendage. very cool.
R’Amen
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blessed thou art =)
With love,
Wesley
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amazing! ye have been blessed!
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A true miracle!
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FSM gang sign. Remember it. It could save your life should you be boarded at sea by pirates.
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-OEJ
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Cool, however I never knew Britain had delicacies. ;)
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Truly a miracle!
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Henderbob it is a sign! you are meant to lead us in this, everyone hurry and buy things so we can get that boat, the noodly one wants it as fast as we can get it.
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Lol. Sometimes, He grasps all of us.
RAmen!
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This is just one of many proofs, praise its noodlyness!
-RAmen
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I just came upon your site and am extremely interested in studying more about the FSM – but there is something that worries me greatly.
I love to eat pasta.
Is that a sin in the FSM eyes because I don’t know if I could give it up. Aren’t I just – in essence – consuming the Deity?
I haven’t had a chance to read the gospel but that is merely because I am lazy and have a really short attention span.
Thank you in advance for your response.
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Um….great. Although those really look like those colorful cotton ball things… pom-poms, I believe they’re called.
That was obviously staged; who picks things up like that?
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Don’t kid yourself. It looks nothing like him! HE will smite thee!
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@Ethne
no don’t stop eating Spaghetti! it is what we have for communion!
it is a sin NOT to eat spaghetti on a friday.
Peace love and RAMEN
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dun dun DUN! he has revealed his only son.
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His only son? Oops, I’m afraid I subsequently ate the Scotch eggs in question… Perhaps I will become the conduit through which the Son communicates. I hear something: ‘Obey your noodly master!’
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Haha, nice. Still doesn’t compare the to Virgin Mary grilled cheese sandwich or that door that people think is the face of Jesus. It’s a miracle!
-Ted Goas
Skeptical Monkey
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I don’t like your jumper.
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Help!!!!
I am allergie to wheat and barley! Seriously! I have been banned from taking holy communion by the catholic church because there you can only eat breat made from real wheat. Will the FSM allow me to have noodles made from rice pasta? Is it possible that the FSM is himseslf made from some type of pasta that is non-allergenice? Help – cause I’m really confused (and hungry). Also, I’m allergic to barley which makes the beer volcano’s dangerous to me unless they are spewing rice beer, in which case I’m totally OK with that and really looking forward to the stripper factory. Are there those brass poles that the strippers do that upside down slide down thingy? I like that alot. Could I ask for a Cider Volcano cause that would be totally cool too and I wouldn’t have to worry about the barley in the beer thing…..Please advise if the holy scriptures shed any light on my situation.
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I dunno. I once ate at this italian restaurant, and EVERY SINGLE DISH THERE RESEMBLED THE FSM!
Yet more proof! They gasp in awe at one tortilla a year that looks like their god, yet here was an entire restaurant, chock-full of miracles from the FSM!
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@ Captain Celiac
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No worries — all noodles be holy. Rice noodles and bean threads be good eatin’, and sake and harrrd cider good drinkin’. The FSM provides for all of her (his?) children. Praised be the FSM.
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RAmen
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Basically, Captain Celiac, the FSM hates you. Ramen.
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The holy FSM promotes equality in all things, and all worldly pasta is the material incarnation of His noodly appendages – even rice based and gluten-free varieties. Verily, He loves us all equally and doesn’t disciminate.
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Tom O. only has four fingers on his left hand?
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