Go fuck yourselves. This is the gayest thing i have ever seen and i have seen some pretty fucked up shit. What have you people been taking????? acid????? And where the fuck did this shit come from anyways???? Do you even have a hell or do you just get eaten by your god??? I think Ill go eat your god now bye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:-)
-jade
Is it really too much to ask for the FSM to receive some intellectual hate mail. I enjoyed for a brief time this sort of angry ranting as it gave me pleasure picturing the red face of the angry moron. However, I fear the novelty has worn off fairly quickly and I would now love to read some hate mail written by somebody of at least some intelligence. If the FSM does not receive any shortly I will have no choice but to submit to my personal belief that intelligence and religion cannot co-exist.
*Sigh*
Its seems I am going to post pretty much the same thing I did on the last hate message. (They are all so much a like.)
Please learn that only 1-3 exclamation points are needed to make a point. And also your amazingly stupid and think very highly of yourself obviously, thinking you could eat a god. Ha! :D
♥R’Amen♥
Why do so many christians say that god loves us, and will forgive us, but then say we will burn in hell?. also, just one “?” is enough, retard.
Pffft, Your god hates, (as I’ve said before), women (if you get raped you get stoned to death, if your on your period your uncleen and he demands sacrifice, ect, it goes on, read your “good” book, I’d rather read Harry Potter, just me.) he just hates humanity in general (read the book) and it’s weird as hell, are haircuts evil or not?! Are bunnies evil?! ARGG IM CONFUSED! I think I’ll just worship FSM, and he likes it when you eat his fleash, *slups* darn all outta garlic bread.
Dear God,
I have found that you have many followers here on earth and they all seem to be completely retarded, I was wondering if you could do me a favor and create a believer that has an I.Q. above 80. Also, my nephew is celebrating his birthday this weekend and we wanted to extend an invitation to you and could you also bring The Great Pumpkin and Santa and The Tooth Fairy and maybe The Easter Bunny.
Oh and by the way I love the work that you’ve been doing with the millions of starving children in the world, yeah man, way to watch them die.
Hope to hear from you soon, I’m sure I wont because you’re so busy watching people masturbate and writing it down, but good luck with that.
Love DarwinsMonkey
“Go fuck yourselves. ”
Tender act of love becomes hateful attack. Nice.
“This is the gayest thing i have ever seen…”
And now onto homophobia. What are you afraid of?
“…and i have seen some pretty fucked up shit. ”
Me too. I read your post.
“What have you people been taking????? acid????? ”
Acid might make believe in the Jewish Zombie, but I don’t need any help to believe in pasta and *drool* garlic bread.
“And where the fuck did this shit come from anyways????”
From our sacred texts (read them), which are every bit as valid as yours.
“Do you even have a hell…”
Yep. Beer volcanoes & strippers, just like the other place. It’s all in the book.
“…or do you just get eaten by your god???”
No, our god wants us to be happy. Unlike some others who are always smiting, flooding, tormenting in Hell, etc.
“I think Ill go eat your god now…”
Try the Xian god–he likes that cannibal stuff.
Bye, jade!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
(Couldn’t resist.)
i think that it’s absurd that all these people get worked up over something so silly.
they say that all these people are hatefull bastards. but then all the people leave hatemail.
i don’t reject any other religions.
i think that what you believe is your own personal choice and that you believe what’s right for you.
you shouldn’t reject the beliefs of everyone else and say that out of million of years of life on the planet that your one belief happens to be above all other.
you can’t prove that it’s above all others, or even that it exists, but it’s right and yours if wrong.
thats ludicrous to say that.
i personally think that all of these people have more of a sense of humor than all the other religions.
i think that this religion is funnier that scientology, but if scientology is what you choose to believe than thats right for you.
religion is, for the most part, something that people use to better themselves, but when you turn it into a tool of hate, then your no better than anyone else, we might as well go back to the dark ages and persecute people who are gay or black.
we live in an age of semi-enlightenment and we should except other for who they are, not call then blasphemers and hate them for what they believe.
Please tell us what that “fucked up shit is” as I’m sure that when u are judged by the mighty FSM not all of the pirates in the world can save you from the warm V.D. infested pits of HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!
I await your reply.
what is Pastafarianism?
explain please.
&&
Jade, ur a bitch. u can’t go judging things like that.
kthnxbai
:)
No, seriously. Have you seen Queer as Folk (QAF)? That show is the gayest thing ever. Honestly, you will not find a more monolithic homage to homosexuality than that show. Really, FSM ranks as a distant 4 billionth to QAF.
I’ve just taken Jade’s advice and had sex with myself.
I’d like to report that it was a satisfying and enjoyable experience, and one I expect to repeat in the future.
I’d recommend other pastafarians to try it too, just remember to respect yourself and don’t do anything with yourself that you are personally uncomfortable with.
“This is the gayest thing i have ever seen and i have seen some pretty gay staff…”
sese it all
It apauls me that homosexuality is still being used as an insult, though seeing who it’s coming from is no surprise.
You just never know who will turn out to be a fellow devotee of the FSM…KEN! :)
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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