Go fuck yourselves. This is the gayest thing i have ever seen and i have seen some pretty fucked up shit. What have you people been taking????? acid????? And where the fuck did this shit come from anyways???? Do you even have a hell or do you just get eaten by your god??? I think Ill go eat your god now bye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:-)
-jade
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
Is it really too much to ask for the FSM to receive some intellectual hate mail. I enjoyed for a brief time this sort of angry ranting as it gave me pleasure picturing the red face of the angry moron. However, I fear the novelty has worn off fairly quickly and I would now love to read some hate mail written by somebody of at least some intelligence. If the FSM does not receive any shortly I will have no choice but to submit to my personal belief that intelligence and religion cannot co-exist.
*Sigh*
Its seems I am going to post pretty much the same thing I did on the last hate message. (They are all so much a like.)
Please learn that only 1-3 exclamation points are needed to make a point. And also your amazingly stupid and think very highly of yourself obviously, thinking you could eat a god. Ha! :D
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