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This is some weird shit, but I used to have dreams about a spaghetti monster when I was about 4 or 5. It actually looked like the drawing on your site (the good one). In the dream it was like an evil presence, and it was boiling a pot of water under my bed. It would usually try to imprison me and my mother. For real,
Ivy
Anyone want to take a crack at interpreting the dream?
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I think your dream revealed that you had an infection of bowel worms and needed to use the toilet
Spaghetti was the only food I did enjoy from when my mother gave it to me at infancy from eating a tube. I still belive in my God, my healer, Comforter.
Yaweh didn’t get where he is today by letting other gods have a share of the podium. Look how he blackened the name of poor old Baal…one of the best gods we’ve had. Made his name synonymous with the devil. It is a smear campaign.
IVY!
The warmth of the water…… the dampness of the water….. the location in the nether regions of
your chamber……..
You wet your bed!
Ivy…
The warmth of boiling water……the sensation of dampness experienced. The proximity to your
sleeping chamber….. there’s only one conclusion…..
Ivy…. you wet the bed!
To do service to analyzing this dream we must hearken back to the intitial dream analyzer himself, Frued, and use his tenets as a platform from which to extrapolate from. So, I would begin the dissection of your dream as the temporal point in which a sentient being has exited the doggeral anal and oral stages and moved into a realm that doesn’t only include oneself. As such, intellectual development of philosphical ideas (and the concepts of philosophical ideas themselves) are nascent, poorly perceived phases. At this critical juncture in development, spiritual awareness is often discovered including all the religions; not just the christio-centric view Americans have. The awakening of the understanding that one person is not that important in the big picture is an emotionaly charged and intellectually perplexing period where sophistry and reality blur to a common truth - often for years, until the being can be more judicious in their analysis and make sense of their convictions. So, for this young person, in a world where Christian, Muslim, Hinuism, and others all expouse their virtues, and often manifesting in a lot killing to alternative viewpoints, consideration of Pastafinism would invoke fear. For non conforming is scary in not a death sentence in certain domains. The Christo-centric view of Gods love is infinite, and for the young REM experiencing person, the Flying Spaghetti Monster’s capacity was illustrated by warm water (the boiling, I believe, reflects the continued dissonence from deviation from the normal purview) and the feeling of imprisonment may have been a misinterpreted sense of His embracing them for all time. Which could seem overwhelming and in a sense imprisonment because one has embraced (for all time) a spiritual leader. This huge decision should evoke fear, trepidation, for it is not to be taken lightly and He does not attempt to beguile followers with homogenized droppings of 10 second sound bite truths regarding that should require a good deal of introspective analysis, external analysis, and comparitive analysis. Lamentably, the natural disposition of His ways are that of truth, even when it is not simple nor easy, and to a young person developing the sense of oneness within the scope of a planet containing over 7 billion people, coinicident and clashing views resulted in her dream. For the Flying Spaghetti Monster would not subject anyone to a cloying and optionless position but would rather invite the person to contemplate all the faiths and types of believes. And this to a young person, would be reflected in a cauldron of challenging (yet warm) seas where if she embraces Him, he will guide her as he does all of his children. As with the other more conventional faiths, interfaith differences arise, but ultimately, acceptance begets a sense of communion and perpetual peace.
I should provide the PS caveat that remains consistent with the satirical nature of this site:
She might have taken one to many hits of LSD on those nights which befouled her perception and again reiterates how important it is for family to help developing children. Is a family allows the 4-5 year to partake of LSD than they should help her moniter use and prohibit the natural desire for young children which is to over imbibe of anything.
Perhaps Ivy saw this when she was a kid: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=GHWsIS7rDgM&feature=related
this dream is actualy a good one it means you have been chosen to spread the word of our mighty god by cooking pasta for people and handing out flyers
good luck chosen one may people enjoy your pasta and then open up to the flyers
There are several possibilities:
-There is an evil pasta monster made out of…hmmm IDK what that wants to kill you. (NOT the FSM!!)
-You were confused– all the FSM wanted to do was make you some spaghetti, and he was imprisoning you and your mom because he works in mysterious ways we do not always understand. However, his intentions are good. Maybe he was trying to warn you about something terrible.
-Christians are trying to undermine the holy church of the FSM.
-The FSM was drunk.
I am guessing that it’s the 2nd option, but there is no way to know. Let us know if you have more dreams.
If in fact you had these dreams, I would venture that you may have been favored by his noodlyness. Perhaps ye be a prophet!
I don’t want to get to graphic, but I think this may require other Freudian techniques of interpretation. Perhaps this involves the Electra/Oedipal complex…Your father is the FSM, competing for time with your mother? (If you are female; I assumed this from your name).
I’m with Harddirt on this one. Ivy wet her bed. Or his. Whatever.
The dream was completly not related to fsm. If it is pulling you toward that religion, kill yourself now. You will thank me when you reach heaven
BlackGoth69
Most dreams of this nature or of similar lasting intensity can be attributed to over the counter nightime cold remedies.
I believe your dream has something to with with the fact that our God was angry at you and your family for not believeing sooner…
Regarding the dream…
First, we can all agree that the great FSM is NOT evil. What happened was that you witnessed your mother cooking pasta and felt guilty for eating it. You were then afraid for doing wrong and agonized about it in your dream. FEAR NOT! The Great FSM is well pleased!
May the sauce be with you.
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I know what has happened. The noodly FSM (Praise be to him, RAmen) had chosen you as His next prophet. The heathen god (may they be smited with Parmesan cheese)of some other religion was trying to tempt you in your young age. You must find the true path and become a great Pastafarian.
Or else you are just weird…
May His Noodly Appendages reach out to you and show you the way.
Praise be to FSM, RAmen.