dude u r entitled to ur opinion as i am to mine. so let me say.. WOW THAT FSM SHIT IS THE GAYEST CRAP IVE EVER HEARD OF.. at least most other religions or real ones anyway have good morals and bring hope to people and dont bring whores and drunk fags to the earth … u are one lame dumbass.. yea and post this on ur freaking hate mail wall.. let everyone see how it is u shit bag
-Madeline
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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Dear Ms. Madeline–
It is very sad to recognize that an assuredly full-grown adult spells as badly as some of my worse eighth grade students. In addition, I can easily see that you share their belief that entire words are not needed in any message, even one to a religious and pious website that does endeavor to respect all religions, yours included. In no case, have I found any slanderous remarks or negative sentiment towards ANY RELIGION except when the Church’s members are infuriated by the crudeness and crassness of comments such as your own. Please in the future, if you feel dismayed or threatened by any religion, place your feelings in a polite and respectful tone, such as many members of this Church endeavor to do in response to you.
Sincerely,
Garl-Gok-Su
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Yeah I am entitled to my opinion that you are a douche bag. You speak of morals? Look at that language. Would you talk that way to Jesus?
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If they don’t bring “whores and drunk fags” to the world, and if they are the true God (whichever religion this is,) can he explain the presence of whores and drunk fags in the world?
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oh dear, yet more homophobic cChristian comments.
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oh dear, yet more homophobic Christian comments.
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Why do all the haters refer to FSM as homosexual? Are you trying to Hint something?
Coming out can be very hard, especially to family members. There are numerous help lines and help forums in the internet if you ever need to talk to anybody about your sexual preffrences or if you need advice.
Accusing other People or Gods of homosexuality is one of the mean signs that you are becoming Gay yourself, which there is nothing wrong with. We all still love you.
The Spaghetti Monster still accepts you as one of his children.
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Flying shit bag? His god must be related to the FSM!
We should politely ask questions about this gentleman’s homosexual airborne fecal container!
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Actually, this religion is neither male nor female, so it can’t be “gay”. Might want to look up that word in the dictionary.
Unless you meant happy? Then I don’t see your problem. It is a happy religion, and it does bring hope to people, hope of human intelligence, but I doubt you could understand that.
Also, I’m quite sure most people on this site, myself included, do not appreciate you calling our Prophet a “shitbag”. So fuck off, why don’t you.
RAmen.
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Whats wrong with being gay anyway ?
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Madeline, thanks so much for showing us true compassion and Christian charity. All us “whores”, “drunk fags”, and other “lame dumbasses” who worship this “flying bag of shit” see now the error of our intolerant ways, and the light of God’s love through your words.
You are very lucky, Madeline. You have stumbled across the one religion which will never declare a Crusade/Jihad/Fatwa on you. If I posted “flying shit bag” and “drunk fags” on the Vatican website, I would be tickled pink to find out what would go on.
Nd Mdlin, u rlly show us th intllectl mrts of ur argumnt when u talk 2 us n txtng abbrevs. u go grl.
I am an ally, and folks like Madeline make me ashamed to be heterosexual. Remember Matthew Sheppard. And thanks for all anti-homophobe comments, eg cameron. When the intolerant get a chance to speak, they show the world how irrational their hate truly is, but it’s always fun to point it out.
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Imagine going to a pick up bar and bagging Madeline. What if the “knocked up” scenario prevailed. It’s almost enough to make we want to give up heterosexuality!
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So just no drunk fags? Sober ones are OK to bring? I’m confused
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Real religions have good morals? Do some research on the Popes. You know, those guys who are paragons of virtue and can’t make moral mistakes. You’ll find murders, rapists, anti-Semites, S & M freaks, pedophiles, thieves…need I say more?
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By “good morals,” you mean religions that tells you to beat your children (Christianity) and/or tell you it’s A-O.K. to have sex with little eight year-old girls (Islam)?
Or is there one that is actually good and tells you to be kind?
Oh, right, silly me, that’s Pastafarianism.
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Is he referring to the collective us with “You are one lame dumbass”? We Pastafarians outnumber the stars, as all with a single spark of sense in their head are members of our true faith.
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look what i don’t understand is why when you mean stupid you don’t say it. if you mean “WOW THAT FSM SHIT IS THE STUPIDEST CRAP IVE EVER HEARD OF” say it i dont think homosexuality really has anything to do with it
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“…at least most other religions or real ones anyway…” Priceless! Waa haa…
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what’s gay about beers and hookers?
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“…at least most other religions or real ones anyway have good morals..”
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OK – just have to add this. There is a Catholic group harassing and making death threats to a teenager in Florida because he dared to walk out of a church with one of their Jeez-it crackers instead of eating it. The same church who tried to hush it up when priests molested altar boys is now throwing a hissy-fit over disrespect to a CRACKER! There’s your morals from a real religion.
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OK, out of my system now.
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Back to Piracy….Yarrrrr!
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I used to be a drunk fag, mainly because religion told me I’m going to hell for something I can not control. Then I found the Church of FSM, who loves all good people. Now I’m just a ‘fag’, I’ve been sober for some time now. Thanks for your concern though!
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Since the FSM is all-powerful, shouldn’t we give serious consideration to the possibility that he might occasionally manifest himself as a Flying Shit Bag? I don’t think we can dismiss this possibility out of hand.
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As for anything else: The Flying Spaghetti Monster said it, I believe it, and that settles it! …. RAmen.
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What, exactly, are the criteria for discerning “real religion” versus others, may I ask?
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People who use “Gay” as an insult and who can’t figure out where the caps lock key is are not reliable critics.
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so the bible is a guide for moral behaviour…
This is not a god i would choose to worship, and demonstrates that any who regard the bible a basis of their morality have not read or understood it.
Before anyone says ‘we only follow the New Testament…’ may I remind you of
2Timothy 3:16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness (ie: follow the whole book or none of it)
Gen19:5 And they called unto Lot, and said unto him, Where are the men which came in to thee this night? bring them out unto us, that we may know them.
19:6 And Lot went out at the door unto them, and shut the door after him,
19:7 And said, I pray you, brethren, do not so wickedly.
19:8 Behold now, I have two daughters which have not known man; let me, I pray you, bring them out unto you, and do ye to them as is good in your eyes: only unto these men do nothing; for therefore came they under the shadow of my roof.
Lot refuses to give up his angels to the perverted mob, offering his two “virgin daughters” instead. He tells the bunch of angel rapers to “do unto them [his daughters] as is good in your eyes.” This is the same man that is called “just” and “righteous” in 2 Peter 2:7-8
19:31 And the firstborn said unto the younger, Our father is old, and there is not a man in the earth to come in unto us after the manner of all the earth:
19:32 Come, let us make our father drink wine, and we will lie with him, that we may preserve seed of our father.
19:33 And they made their father drink wine that night: and the firstborn went in, and lay with her father; and he perceived not when she lay down, nor when she arose.
19:34 And it came to pass on the morrow, that the firstborn said unto the younger, Behold, I lay yesternight with my father: let us make him drink wine this night also; and go thou in, and lie with him, that we may preserve seed of our father.
19:35 And they made their father drink wine that night also: and the younger arose, and lay with him; and he perceived not when she lay down, nor when she arose.
19:36 Thus were both the daughters of Lot with child by their father.
Lot and his daughters camp out in a cave for a while. The daughters get their “just and righteous” father drunk, have sexual intercourse with him, and each conceives and bears a son (wouldn’t you know it!). Neither Lot nor his daughters are criticized here or anywhere else in the Bible. It’s just another wholesome family values Bible story.
Judges 19:22 Now as they were making their hearts merry, behold, the men of the city, certain sons of Belial, beset the house round about, and beat at the door, and spake to the master of the house, the old man, saying, Bring forth the man that came into thine house, that we may know him
19:23 And the man, the master of the house, went out unto them, and said unto them, Nay, my brethren, nay, I pray you, do not so wickedly; seeing that this man is come into mine house, do not this folly.
19:24 Behold, here is my daughter a maiden, and his concubine; them I will bring out now, and humble ye them, and do with them what seemeth good unto you: but unto this man do not so vile a thing.
19:25 But the men would not hearken to him: so the man took his concubine, and brought her forth unto them; and they knew her, and abused her all the night until the morning: and when the day began to spring, they let her go.
19:26 Then came the woman in the dawning of the day, and fell down at the door of the man’s house where her lord was, till it was light.
19:27 And her lord rose up in the morning, and opened the doors of the house, and went out to go his way: and, behold, the woman his concubine was fallen down at the door of the house, and her hands were upon the threshold.
19:28 And he said unto her, Up, and let us be going. But none answered. Then the man took her up upon an ass, and the man rose up, and gat him unto his place.
19:29 And when he was come into his house, he took a knife, and laid hold on his concubine, and divided her, together with her bones, into twelve pieces, and sent her into all the coasts of Israel.
After taking in a traveling Levite, the host offers his virgin daughter and his guest’s concubine to a mob of perverts (who want to have sex with his guest). The mob refuses the daughter, but accepts the concubine and they “abuse her all night.” The next morning she crawls back to the doorstep and dies. The Levite puts her dead body on an ass and takes it home. Then he chops the body up into twelve pieces and sends them to each of the twelve tribes of Israel (Parcel Post?). The story, which must be one of the most disgusting stories ever told, ends with: “consider of it, take advice, and speak your mind.” Those who do consider it will immediately reject the idea that the Bible is inspired by God. Hopefully, they then will speak their mind.
SO people who follow God either do so on the basis they dont know who they are worshipping (not read the bible, been given incorrect education etc…) or they percieve him to be a ‘Spy Camera’ who will catch you when you are doing sin (the police in the sky) – if you were behaving morally, there would be no need for his omnipotence to catch you when you are performing evil deeds
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Madeline,
We do have good morals – we fight Xian fundamentalists who believe people shouldn’t be allowed to be drunk or gay. You however, personify all that is evil in this world with your intolerance, hatred and inability to think for yourself.
Still, I’m desperate so if you wanna meet up for a drink sometime PM in the formum
Dan (moodydaniel)
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Yes, you are entitled to your opinion, but that doesn’t mean we have to listen to you. Also, might i ask why you beleive spelling incorectly helps get your point across, look at some of the other hatemail, they all say the exact same thing, so why do you think this will be any more effective?
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… said the mental paitent to herself.
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“fags” and you are hating on the gays, I will get the gays in your ass, and you will like it!
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Again with the gays! FSM reaches out with his noodley appendage to all, including whores and drunk fags.
I guess your god doesn’t reach out to them because he doesn’t have enough limbs.
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“Real Religions” is an oxymoron.
Except for FSM
RAmen
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When is the last time someone has been killed by the FSM or by one of His followers? Think about then, then ask about the moral thing again.
Here’s to hoping His Noodly Appendage touches you,
-GM
RAmen
If you have any questions about, or just want to discuss the existence of the FSM, you can reach me at kanastag@comcast.net
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I have had to carry shit bags around with me when I am hit with an extreme need to shit and no bathroom close by.I shit in the bag and carry it around with me to keep management at stores away from me.Management is always wrong and your just jealous.
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