Hi Bobby………I initially searched for ‘go where no Christians dare to go’ and your site came up. Very radical, original, spiritual and I think Jesus would like your individuality and lack of concern of what others think of you (especially cookie cutter Christians) Keep going the way very few others dare go. I like your zeal, your fervor and tenacious radical, rebellious spirit in which will be the channel of many accomplishments transpiring.
-Bridgette
[Thank you very much, Bridgette! Welcome to FSM, please stick around for a while. --bobby]
Do we believe in some Italian cuisine? We believe in all Italian cuisine, it exists, obviously (unless we get philosophical, and I can’t be bothered)
I’d hope so, unless we have been living under a rock?
You don’t believe in pizza, and I am taking it you live in the USA (no offence to other Americans)
As I have only ever seen Americans call themselves “Christ4Life” or something like that,
AND YOU DON’T BELIEVE THAT PIZZA EXISTS? (again, no offence to everyone else)
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@m610
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*tears of laughter* I love you now.
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rAmen,
Jacqueline Sparrow
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@ David H
A cookie is a small dessert, usually disk-shaped. They are quite tasty, in my opinion, especially the chocolate chip kind. A cookie cutter is a utensil that cuts the cookie dough into the correct shape. This allows you to make uniform, identical cookies. They are great for making holiday cookies, because you can get cookie cutters that come in holiday themed shapes, like pine trees for Christmas, bunnies for Easter, pumpkins for Halloween, etc.
In the context of a “cookie cutter Christian,” it means that they are all just copies of each other, rather than being individuals that are capable of thinking for themselves.
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What many FSM clergy will NOT divulge is that the Last Supper was actually not a Passover seder, as they would have you believe, but an all-you-can-eat rigatoni carbonara festival inspired by His Noodleness itself. Yes – Jesus HIMSELF was an ardent Pastanonian, as Tom Hanks so vividly illustrated.
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Where no Christians dare to go? Trust me we get more than our fair share wandering thru here. Most carrying their Picture Bibles (I can read series – level 2) and 4th grade vocabulary with them.
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Welcome Bridgette!!! Ahrrr, would ye like to hear a salty tale? Please enter the forums and join us in this Noodley Voyage!
RAMEN
~pirateanarchist
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@ brian atherton
May 5th, 2008 at 10:52 am
“I would like to point out the striking simularities between FSM and Cthulhu. Coincedence? I think not.”
especially with the parts that pertain to eating…
Pray Cthulhu will eat you first!
Also I corrected your errors in spelling, capitalization, and punctuation in the quoted lines here.
RAMEN
~pirateanarchist
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If Jesus used to eat spaghettis we can consider that he has been touched by his noodliness appendage too. In fact most people on earth have been touched by his noodliness but they are blind they can’t feel it. The FSM loves everybody this message has been sent long time ago by his messager the ketchup bottle, remember.
Ramen
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Noodly blessings to Physics Wench for the info. This begs the question, when is someone going to market a proper FSM cookie-cutter so that we can all be true cookie-cutter Pastafarians?
May His healing sauce flow upon you, per saecula spaghettorum, Ramen.
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ARRRRRGH! we converted another one.
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i grew up a Christian and this makes way more sense then the stuff i was taught. we all know pirates are the only ones who at one point in time could walk on water!
im serious though thats the best part. u have converted me, im in! no more feeling bad for not putting money in that collection plat 4 me!
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Aaw… this one’s sweet. After reading all that hate mail, this message gives me new hope. I really like hearing these people like Bridgette.
That last sentence was a little confusing though… but ah well. Looks like FSM has new Allies… “cookie cutter Christians”!!!!
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David H.-
A cookie is the American equivilent of a “biscuit”. You know, like chocolate chip, ginger, sugar, etc.
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Thank you Bridgette.
The world needs more people likeyou.
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cookie cutter christians. lol.
I applaud your logical and reasonable voice among all of the death-threats and hellish promises we get from others of your faith.
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‘Cookie cutter Christians’. I love it. I’m using that all the time.
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“bless you and keep you whole wheat”
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