It is kind of sad that you think you merit so much attention. L. Ron Hubbard at least had the good sense to make his religion a secretive pyramid scheme; you don’t exactly measure up. So you’ve become reduced to begging the internet anonymous for help. Hey, maybe a personal finance blog or two will get you started: you know, cut down on your daily double mocha triple frosted frappachino, put that money in a high interest cd. But you would have to actually work for the money then. umm, yeah fuck off
-noah
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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We target inteligent design, not Scientolgy, yes L. Ron Hubbard, not our main focus yet still evil. So stop emailung us tom cruise, get a life and back off.
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Wow.
*stands agape, in complete awe of Jeremykeys*
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Suze Orman’s personal assistant weighs in with financial advice for Bobby.
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I’m glad we at least merit your attention. A big plate of delicious pasta can chase sadness and blues away.
Look around the FSM site.
It ain’t about money.
It’s about freedom.
(Pastafarians even occasionally refer to the Constitution. Imagine that!)
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L Ron Hubbard was a fucking cunt, only slightly less deserving of a good assassination attempt than Jerry fucking Fallwell. Those men were not funny and posed a serious threat to society.. Bobby IS funny and poses no threat.
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well said jeremykeys
i want a pirate ship rather then a lame hall with a cross on it… it can be like pirates of the Caribbean and you can hold marriage ceremonies on there… and good ol’ tentacle face had an organ i believe…
may you be enlightened and touched by His noodly appendage
ramen
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The christian church never did anything but financially rape me…
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god needs money!? doesnt he live en heaven? wat the fuk does he need bling fo prostitutes from our factories lmao, how bout u fuk off u jivejivin ass face, suk a fatty
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i get the feeling that the person doesn’t really understand this
YOU DON’T HAVE TO DONATE
THEIR IS NO PRESSURE TO DONATE
unlike other religions like um… christianity or scientolgy as you pointed out
and dont say that you dont have to donate
and if you go to church, i know that you donate otherwise i doubt you would consider yourself religious
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Christians rely on guilt, and hand around that basket/plate, the name of which currently eludes me
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God damn, people are dumb. If it didn’t make me laugh so much I’d be crying.
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Ever heard of sour grapes, Noah? If you had thousands of fans you wouldn’t have to work either…
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seriously, some people really need to lighten up. if you don’t like something than keep it to yourself.
this web page didn’t force it’s way onto your screen. it doesn’t all need to be a big scheme to make money, it’s about FSM. We’re here for Him.
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YEAH! FLYING PASTA MONTSER! ROB ME! ANYTHING TO BE TOUCHED BY YOUR NOODLINESS! WOOOHOOO!
Noah… You can fing redemption in his noodliness… You are so bitter and full of hate…
I was once like you… But the Pasta lord has been my salvation! Release your old Catholic views and modernize… Yeah baby!
Once upon a time there was…R’Amen… And it was good…
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Top Ramen!
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Wait a minute… Church of FSM isnt a pyramid scheme?! How do I get my money back? Is the why Guido the Sauce never answers my email?
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But my daily double mocha triple frosted frappuchino tastes nearly as good as sweet sweet idiocy! Of course, I get enough of the latter from you and your peers. :)
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ah stupid people they make the world go round. In all honesty change your name “noah” makes you sound like a 4 year old. But to the actual argument. Scientology posts it’s self as an actual belief. Bobby Henderson has openly admitted to makeing the whole thing up, if you don’t know what we’re about shut the fuck up
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What is this white-noise? Lets change the channel to something more intellectually stimulating! OOOH! Slug mating rituals! Much better indeed!
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Ziggy,
I must respectfully disagree with you. I generally do keep to myself about my disdain towards Christianity, however, talking about the problems is the only way we have a chance to change things. Plus most of the Christians get so worked up that they can’t even type when they’re replying which is muy funny for me. RAmen
Jake
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WOWOOWOWOOOWOOWOOWOW
I ust the SM in my room!!! dude……it tried to rape me…..
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anyone who doesn’t believe in the FSM will not be saved!!
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It is very odd that most people who send hate mail have nothing more constructive to say than “fuck off” and/or declare their deep belief in the christian god and how we’ll all fry in hell, etc. It just seems so odd. And how is it possible that their god forgot to give any of them a sense of humor, ability to recognize satire, or even the ability to put together a sentence in English? I must admit, I’m baffled.
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Noah, don’t you realize that in His kingdom, none will go hungry, for It is a place of infinite Spaghettiness? Please, take the wear-pirate-regalia-for-a-month challenge, and see how his teachings benefit the world around you.
R’Amen.
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I just love the way people make all this effort to write a letter explaining how intolerant they are, and not even understand what we are all about. Evidently there is a lot less brains than i thought out there.
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“It is kind of sad that you think you merit so much attention.” Er… No, not really. The Internet is kind of democratic that way: if nobody wants to read what you write, then you won’t get any hits, you won’t show up in the search engines, and nobody will find out about you. Lots of people have read about FSM on the Internet: that’s because THEY think it merits so much attention.
If there’s any cash left over after you buy the pirate ship, do you think we could open a school specialising in spelling, grammar and syntax for the religiously afflicted?
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Ah the beautiful tolerance of Christianity demonstrated again. I am fairly new to this site but I have to say I have not had such as laugh for ages. I love it. Who’s next?
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How can pastafarians set up a secret pyramid sect? It is hard to get pasta sauce to stop flowing out, so the pyramid would only spread out into a noodly blob anyway. RAmen.
Orinoco.
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ha ha, yeah this all is kind of sad, but for another reason. This dude here, he never even made up pastafarianizim. He bought it off an 8th grader on world of warcraft. But dude chill out, why don’t you make ur own religion, it’s kind of fun. Im making one called wigginsoligy.
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Isn’t HE the one writing to US? Wow, we’ve got yet another smart one.
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this guy does work hard to make money
look at his believers and followers. they pay for his fancy coffes just so that he may write some more truth into pastafarianizm
RAmen
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There is a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
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Do you not under stand that the internet is the future?
And that double mocha triple frosted frappachino are delicious, and should be drank everyday?
And what does high interest cd’s have to do with anything? They are nice though, my great grandfather made a whole buch, and now he can pretty much buy what ever he wants! Accept maybe understanding for what you said. Seriously. Why are you telling him to make more money?
♥R’Amen♥
-Tricia (forever confused by this world)
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I fail to see a point in your monologue. Perhaps you can leave the hate-mongering to the big boys, and focus on connecting coherent thoughts in an understandable statement, as opposed to the flaming shambles of a paragraph you vomited onto your keyboard.
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So, Noah, where’s the ark? And I don’t mean Joan of Ark…
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…It’s even sadder that you GAVE us that attention…..
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So….it’s “Good” when you create a “secretive pyramid scheme” religion? Got it.
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