it is kind of sad

Published by Bobby Henderson May 2nd, 2008 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism).

It is kind of sad that you think you merit so much attention. L. Ron Hubbard at least had the good sense to make his religion a secretive pyramid scheme; you don’t exactly measure up. So you’ve become reduced to begging the internet anonymous for help. Hey, maybe a personal finance blog or two will get you started: you know, cut down on your daily double mocha triple frosted frappachino, put that money in a high interest cd. But you would have to actually work for the money then. umm, yeah fuck off
-noah

87 Responses to “it is kind of sad”

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81 - June 5th, 2008 at - Justin Lee Says:

this guy does work hard to make money
look at his believers and followers. they pay for his fancy coffes just so that he may write some more truth into pastafarianizm
RAmen
82 - June 17th, 2008 at - Jimi Says:

There is a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
83 - June 28th, 2008 at - Tricia C. Says:

Do you not under stand that the internet is the future?
And that double mocha triple frosted frappachino are delicious, and should be drank everyday?
And what does high interest cd’s have to do with anything? They are nice though, my great grandfather made a whole buch, and now he can pretty much buy what ever he wants! Accept maybe understanding for what you said. Seriously. Why are you telling him to make more money?

♥R’Amen♥
-Tricia (forever confused by this world)
84 - July 5th, 2008 at - Kosher Meatballs Says:

I fail to see a point in your monologue. Perhaps you can leave the hate-mongering to the big boys, and focus on connecting coherent thoughts in an understandable statement, as opposed to the flaming shambles of a paragraph you vomited onto your keyboard.
85 - July 7th, 2008 at - Lola Says:

So, Noah, where’s the ark? And I don’t mean Joan of Ark…
86 - July 8th, 2008 at - Lo Mein Says:

…It’s even sadder that you GAVE us that attention…..
87 - July 23rd, 2008 at - Eric Says:

So….it’s “Good” when you create a “secretive pyramid scheme” religion? Got it.

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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American