Comments on: WHO EVER MADE THIS CHRUCH http://www.venganza.org/2008/05/01/who-ever-made-this-chruch/ Sat, 13 Mar 2010 14:00:37 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Drained and Washed Clean http://www.venganza.org/2008/05/01/who-ever-made-this-chruch/#comment-910197 Drained and Washed Clean Wed, 30 Dec 2009 07:44:39 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/05/01/who-ever-made-this-chruch.htm#comment-910197 I would gladly take hell with my fellow Pastafarians over being in heaven with you and your bigoted, egotistical god and friends. I would gladly take hell with my fellow Pastafarians over being in heaven with you and your bigoted, egotistical god and friends.

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]]> By: Garrick McElroy http://www.venganza.org/2008/05/01/who-ever-made-this-chruch/#comment-833469 Garrick McElroy Mon, 22 Jun 2009 16:29:43 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/05/01/who-ever-made-this-chruch.htm#comment-833469 Ahem... LEARN ABOUT WHAT YOU'RE READING BEFORE YOU JUDGE! YOU ARE ONE OF MANY OTHER CHRISTIANS WHO DO THE SAME THING AND YOU'RE STARTING TO MAKE ME MAD! YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THIS RELIGION! WE HAVE MORE PROOF THAN YOURS! Caps lock is a great way to get noticed :D Here's to hoping His Noodly Appendage touches you, -GM RAmen If you have any questions about, or just want to discuss the existence of the FSM, you can reach me at kanastag@comcast.net Ahem… LEARN ABOUT WHAT YOU’RE READING BEFORE YOU JUDGE! YOU ARE ONE OF MANY OTHER CHRISTIANS WHO DO THE SAME THING AND YOU’RE STARTING TO MAKE ME MAD! YOU DON’T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THIS RELIGION! WE HAVE MORE PROOF THAN YOURS! Caps lock is a great way to get noticed :D

Here’s to hoping His Noodly Appendage touches you,
-GM
RAmen

If you have any questions about, or just want to discuss the existence of the FSM, you can reach me at kanastag@comcast.net

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]]> By: P-tricky http://www.venganza.org/2008/05/01/who-ever-made-this-chruch/#comment-817427 P-tricky Thu, 28 May 2009 06:28:09 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/05/01/who-ever-made-this-chruch.htm#comment-817427 Please, if you find a religion that makes sense, let me know. RAmen. Please, if you find a religion that makes sense, let me know.

RAmen.

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]]> By: Daniel http://www.venganza.org/2008/05/01/who-ever-made-this-chruch/#comment-781935 Daniel Sat, 11 Apr 2009 07:12:08 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/05/01/who-ever-made-this-chruch.htm#comment-781935 Whoever made this church abuses their mother and is going to suffer stale beer forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I may be pastafarian, I'm okay with other religions that make sense, but a ghost who impregnated a virgin, died, came back as a zombie and ascended into the sky is just fucking stupid!!!!!!!!!!!! Think before you speak RAmen Whoever made this church abuses their mother and is going to suffer stale beer forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I may be pastafarian, I’m okay with other religions that make sense, but a ghost who impregnated a virgin, died, came back as a zombie and ascended into the sky is just fucking stupid!!!!!!!!!!!!

Think before you speak

RAmen

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]]> By: Aurora http://www.venganza.org/2008/05/01/who-ever-made-this-chruch/#comment-754018 Aurora Tue, 10 Mar 2009 11:27:26 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/05/01/who-ever-made-this-chruch.htm#comment-754018 These e-mails make me wonder how many of these Christians are practicing Christians or the half assed kind. All the practicing Christians I know think this site is wonderful. So it must be all the half assed ones coming to visit. These e-mails make me wonder how many of these Christians are practicing Christians or the half assed kind.

All the practicing Christians I know think this site is wonderful.
So it must be all the half assed ones coming to visit.

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]]> By: Ernie B. http://www.venganza.org/2008/05/01/who-ever-made-this-chruch/#comment-752457 Ernie B. Sun, 08 Mar 2009 02:46:11 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/05/01/who-ever-made-this-chruch.htm#comment-752457 Well are religion make the most sense because it is supported by scientific evidence. Well are religion make the most sense because it is supported by scientific evidence.

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]]> By: Sqid http://www.venganza.org/2008/05/01/who-ever-made-this-chruch/#comment-702844 Sqid Tue, 16 Dec 2008 01:55:35 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/05/01/who-ever-made-this-chruch.htm#comment-702844 "I MAY BE A CHRISTIAN, IM OKAY WITH OTHER RELIGONS THAT MAKE SENSE" Oxymoron!!! “I MAY BE A CHRISTIAN, IM OKAY WITH OTHER RELIGONS THAT MAKE SENSE”
Oxymoron!!!

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]]> By: Brodes http://www.venganza.org/2008/05/01/who-ever-made-this-chruch/#comment-680042 Brodes Wed, 19 Nov 2008 23:20:50 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/05/01/who-ever-made-this-chruch.htm#comment-680042 OTHER RELIGONS THAT MAKE SENSE error - does not compute OTHER RELIGONS THAT MAKE SENSE

error – does not compute

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]]> By: You'll never catch me. http://www.venganza.org/2008/05/01/who-ever-made-this-chruch/#comment-654541 You'll never catch me. Wed, 15 Oct 2008 16:12:27 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/05/01/who-ever-made-this-chruch.htm#comment-654541 dude, relax... honestly. Christians tend to be so up tight about there religion. I am personally a chritsian/ libral. I beleive that we should embrase our reliagion with an open mind... jesus did pretch not to judge. so why all this fuss over a harmless joke.?. dude, relax… honestly. Christians tend to be so up tight about there religion. I am personally a chritsian/ libral. I beleive that we should embrase our reliagion with an open mind… jesus did pretch not to judge. so why all this fuss over a harmless joke.?.

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]]> By: Conor http://www.venganza.org/2008/05/01/who-ever-made-this-chruch/#comment-650017 Conor Fri, 10 Oct 2008 11:07:53 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/05/01/who-ever-made-this-chruch.htm#comment-650017 As ever, the world is neatly divided between those who get the joke, and those who don't. As ever, the world is neatly divided between those who get the joke, and those who don’t.

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]]> By: auriel http://www.venganza.org/2008/05/01/who-ever-made-this-chruch/#comment-649699 auriel Fri, 10 Oct 2008 02:34:25 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/05/01/who-ever-made-this-chruch.htm#comment-649699 the FSM macks more sense then GOD! i mean.. if GOD has no form.. haw dose he move staff? and haw can ther be a GOD with no meet ball's???? your religies is nonsens! the FSM macks more sense then GOD! i mean.. if GOD has no form.. haw dose he move staff? and haw can ther be a GOD with no meet ball’s???? your religies is nonsens!

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]]> By: religon is stupid http://www.venganza.org/2008/05/01/who-ever-made-this-chruch/#comment-611412 religon is stupid Wed, 03 Sep 2008 12:02:06 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/05/01/who-ever-made-this-chruch.htm#comment-611412 religion makes sense! ha ha ha jesus hears the voice of god in his head. if some1 said iam the son of god i hear god they would get locked up in a nut house. and moses seeing a burning bush by the way that burning bush was actually a popular hallucinogenic in those times and found were moses lived and effects were hearing things and seeing fire put 2 and 2 together guys! all prophets are phsycopaths. religion makes sense! ha ha ha jesus hears the voice of god in his head. if some1 said iam the son of god i hear god they would get locked up in a nut house. and moses seeing a burning bush by the way that burning bush was actually a popular hallucinogenic in those times and found were moses lived and effects were hearing things and seeing fire put 2 and 2 together guys! all prophets are phsycopaths.

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]]> By: Dancingdog http://www.venganza.org/2008/05/01/who-ever-made-this-chruch/#comment-592273 Dancingdog Wed, 20 Aug 2008 18:15:37 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/05/01/who-ever-made-this-chruch.htm#comment-592273 Nice mouth. I'll bet you have pretty lips! Arrgh.You are going to have to wash that mouth before you can eat the communion pasta.... You cannot possibly understand the peace, love, and joy, available to you through his grace until you reach out and allow yourself to be touched by his noodley appendages. After you get help dealing with your delusions and anger issues go attend a service at you local Pub of Worship on any Friday night so you may come to know and worship him...."Please most worshipfull Monster, reach out and touch this disturbed and delusional man and bring him into the pasta so that he may know the peace and love of the one true religion". Pasta without end..Ramen Nice mouth. I’ll bet you have pretty lips! Arrgh.You are going to have to wash that mouth before you can eat the communion pasta…. You cannot possibly understand the peace, love, and joy, available to you through his grace until you reach out and allow yourself to be touched by his noodley appendages. After you get help dealing with your delusions and anger issues go attend a service at you local Pub of Worship on any Friday night so you may come to know and worship him….”Please most worshipfull Monster, reach out and touch this disturbed and delusional man and bring him into the pasta so that he may know the peace and love of the one true religion”. Pasta without end..Ramen

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]]> By: Fartoholic http://www.venganza.org/2008/05/01/who-ever-made-this-chruch/#comment-591791 Fartoholic Wed, 20 Aug 2008 08:34:31 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/05/01/who-ever-made-this-chruch.htm#comment-591791 I suppose this is why you stay away from cannabis I suppose this is why you stay away from cannabis

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]]> By: Lisa http://www.venganza.org/2008/05/01/who-ever-made-this-chruch/#comment-561381 Lisa Tue, 29 Jul 2008 21:36:46 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/05/01/who-ever-made-this-chruch.htm#comment-561381 Other religions that make sense? You are pretending chrisiantity makes sense. Other religions that make sense? You are pretending chrisiantity makes sense.

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]]> By: Aaron http://www.venganza.org/2008/05/01/who-ever-made-this-chruch/#comment-560439 Aaron Tue, 29 Jul 2008 08:03:09 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/05/01/who-ever-made-this-chruch.htm#comment-560439 "And while the majority of Christianity’s sins lay in the past, how about just a few years ago, when the “sainted” Pope had a conference about how the Catholic Church should address pedophile popes and the years of coverups?""And while the majority of Christianity’s sins lay in the past, how about just a few years ago, when the “sainted” Pope had a conference about how the Catholic Church should address pedophile popes and the years of coverups?" Easy! The Pope isn't a Christian. Oo! Oo! Do I get a prize? The Catholic Church doesn't read the bible, and they definitely don't want their followers to do so. Though, anytime you see the name Jesus, you must also say "and Mother Mary Queen of Heaven Mother of God". Say it with me now. Easy! The Pope isn't a Christian. Oo! Oo! Do I get a prize? The Catholic Church doesn't read the bible, and they definitely don't want their followers to do so. Though, anytime you see the name Jesus, you must also say "and Mother Mary Queen of Heaven Mother of God". Say it with me now. “And while the majority of Christianity’s sins lay in the past, how about just a few years ago, when the “sainted” Pope had a conference about how the Catholic Church should address pedophile popes and the years of coverups?”"And while the majority of Christianity’s sins lay in the past, how about just a few years ago, when the “sainted” Pope had a conference about how the Catholic Church should address pedophile popes and the years of coverups?”

Easy! The Pope isn’t a Christian.

Oo! Oo! Do I get a prize?

The Catholic Church doesn’t read the bible, and they definitely don’t want their followers to do so. Though, anytime you see the name Jesus, you must also say “and Mother Mary Queen of Heaven Mother of God”. Say it with me now.

Easy! The Pope isn’t a Christian.

Oo! Oo! Do I get a prize?

The Catholic Church doesn’t read the bible, and they definitely don’t want their followers to do so. Though, anytime you see the name Jesus, you must also say “and Mother Mary Queen of Heaven Mother of God”. Say it with me now.

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]]> By: TheFewTheProudTheMarinara http://www.venganza.org/2008/05/01/who-ever-made-this-chruch/#comment-559541 TheFewTheProudTheMarinara Mon, 28 Jul 2008 20:12:08 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/05/01/who-ever-made-this-chruch.htm#comment-559541 anonymoose, I analyzed my own vitriolic comments and came to the conclusion this forum had finally provided an outlet for years of frustration and anger. Like "Annoyed", arrogance really, really annoys me: THAT's why I sound angry. For years, I had to put up with old so-and-so's pontifications and wacked-out-beliefs because "you'll upset him" or "he's too old to change". Well folks, maybe I'm approaching that age when there's a built-in excuse for MY crankiness. Oh, I let it go when family and friends ask for prayers for someone sick or blessings at a meal, but if someone wants to enter into a theological debate with me, they'd better come prepared. Does Christianity (and other religions) teach tolerance ? Sure, in theory, but the practice is often lacking. And while the majority of Christianity's sins lay in the past, how about just a few years ago, when the "sainted" Pope had a conference about how the Catholic Church should address pedophile popes and the years of coverups? It turned out to be the kind of damage control you'd find reprehensible in corporations that don't pretend to be the moral compass for the world. anonymoose, I analyzed my own vitriolic comments and came to the conclusion this forum had finally provided an outlet for years of frustration and anger. Like “Annoyed”, arrogance really, really annoys me: THAT’s why I sound angry. For years, I had to put up with old so-and-so’s pontifications and wacked-out-beliefs because “you’ll upset him” or “he’s too old to change”. Well folks, maybe I’m approaching that age when there’s a built-in excuse for MY crankiness.

Oh, I let it go when family and friends ask for prayers for someone sick or blessings at a meal, but if someone wants to enter into a theological debate with me, they’d better come prepared.

Does Christianity (and other religions) teach tolerance ? Sure, in theory, but the practice is often lacking.

And while the majority of Christianity’s sins lay in the past, how about just a few years ago, when the “sainted” Pope had a conference about how the Catholic Church should address pedophile popes and the years of coverups?
It turned out to be the kind of damage control you’d find reprehensible in corporations that don’t pretend to be the moral compass for the world.

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]]> By: Lianne http://www.venganza.org/2008/05/01/who-ever-made-this-chruch/#comment-559518 Lianne Mon, 28 Jul 2008 19:58:40 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/05/01/who-ever-made-this-chruch.htm#comment-559518 I apologize for my prior statement. I didn't realize the truth about the pirate thing. Now I understand. But still, pirates were once that way, and are very real. Seriously. I apologize for my prior statement. I didn’t realize the truth about the pirate thing. Now I understand. But still, pirates were once that way, and are very real. Seriously.

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]]> By: Lianne http://www.venganza.org/2008/05/01/who-ever-made-this-chruch/#comment-559431 Lianne Mon, 28 Jul 2008 19:00:50 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/05/01/who-ever-made-this-chruch.htm#comment-559431 BadOpCode, I don't understand. "No religion is complete unless you have your “half believers.” I will be your guys first. Ok I believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster and his life giving noodley appendages. _BUT_ I don’t believe in pirates. I think pirates were made up stories and you have no proof that pirates ever existed." The Flying Spaghetti Monster isn't very plausible, although both of us believe in it. On the other hand, pirates clearly exist. Here is the Dictionary.com definition of pirate: "1. a person who robs or commits illegal violence at sea or on the shores of the sea. 2. a ship used by such persons. 3. any plunderer, predator, etc.: confidence men, slumlords, and other pirates. 4. a person who uses or reproduces the work or invention of another without authorization." For number 1, people still do that, especially off the coast of Africa. Look it up. For number 2, well they have ships, don't they? For number 3, that includes the people already listed, as well as robbers, rapists, etc. For number 4, well, people obviously plagerize (spelling?). So you see, there is much more solid proof for pirates than the FSM. Sure, they probably didn't fit the stereotypes that we put on them, but they clearly exist. BadOpCode, I don’t understand.
“No religion is complete unless you have your “half believers.” I will be your guys first.
Ok I believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster and his life giving noodley appendages. _BUT_ I don’t believe in pirates. I think pirates were made up stories and you have no proof that pirates ever existed.”
The Flying Spaghetti Monster isn’t very plausible, although both of us believe in it. On the other hand, pirates clearly exist. Here is the Dictionary.com definition of pirate:
“1. a person who robs or commits illegal violence at sea or on the shores of the sea.
2. a ship used by such persons.
3. any plunderer, predator, etc.: confidence men, slumlords, and other pirates.
4. a person who uses or reproduces the work or invention of another without authorization.”
For number 1, people still do that, especially off the coast of Africa. Look it up. For number 2, well they have ships, don’t they? For number 3, that includes the people already listed, as well as robbers, rapists, etc. For number 4, well, people obviously plagerize (spelling?).
So you see, there is much more solid proof for pirates than the FSM. Sure, they probably didn’t fit the stereotypes that we put on them, but they clearly exist.

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]]> By: Alejandro http://www.venganza.org/2008/05/01/who-ever-made-this-chruch/#comment-559073 Alejandro Mon, 28 Jul 2008 14:18:45 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/05/01/who-ever-made-this-chruch.htm#comment-559073 The problem is that Pastafarians figths with non lethal weapons. There should be no more Ateisth, end. The problem is that Pastafarians figths with non lethal weapons.
There should be no more Ateisth, end.

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