WHO EVER MADE THIS CHRUCH IS A COCK SUCKING MOTHER FUCKER WHO IS GOING TO BURN IN HELL FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I MAY BE A CHRISTIAN, IM OKAY WITH OTHER RELIGONS THAT MAKE SENSE, BUT A FUCKING FLYING SPEGETTI MONSTER IS JUST FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
At least Pastafarians haven’t killed millions of Muslims and “non believers” unlike the fucking Christians in the name of “the one true God”!!!!!!!!!! R’man
I was drawn to the word ’sense’ in particular when reading this piece of hate mail. Allow me to cite just a few, of many, examples of events that occur in The Bible. Readers of the following list could interact by adding a ‘Sense’ and ‘Nonsense’ box at the end of each one then tick the relevant box after reading the statement. Ready? Then I shall begin…..
1. A talking snake?
2. A deity drowned the entire world but managed to save 2 species of every creature? In a small boat?!
3. The builder of this boat was 700 years old?
4. The six billion people on Earth today are the produce of a few people who got jiggy 2000 years ago?
5. We are made from dirt?
6. The Earth was made in the dark since He created the heavens and the Earth before light?
These are the most sensible examples I could find.
You may be using your religion as a “chruch” for your sad, angry life.
Well, some people probably believe that you are a cock sucking mother fucker just for thinking anyone really cares about your obviously not-thought-out response. Mostly because what cock sucker wants to fuck your mother? And who are you to decide that someone is going to burn in hell forever?
And as a christian, I suppose that the only religions that make sense to you are… Christianity? Because you seem to have a problem with understanding things you don’t believe in.
Hindus worship cows, Ancient Egyptians worshiped all sorts of animals, from Cat to Dung Beetle. Some Old world (as in pre-record keeping) ideologies think that the first people in the world were born out of the earth. Your religion believes that two people are responsible for the birth of all mankind, then your god kills them all except for a select few and then they repopulated the world, in essence making us all in-bred freaks. And thats the information that makes The Flying Spaghetti Monster, be it real or a product of said in-breding that your religion condones, look better on paper and in practice.
I personally believe that the only reason you typed this letter is because you are living out your days in a hell of your own making, and so you wish to condemn everyone in to hell just so you won’t feel so alone.
Your okay with religions that make sense? Sooo… that means the number of religions your okay with is: 0