Archive for May, 2008

This is just pure bullsh**

This is just pure bullsh**, what religion creates T shirts, ipod covers? I don’t see people wearing T shirts saying “Christianity”, or Ipod covers with the cross on it. This is a scam, you people need to get out more.
-Some1

organic chemistry

Sorry for my bad english,i’m an italian chemistry student,i was studing about organic structures when i was touched by his noodly appendage!!!
Mangiate in pace
Ramen!
Roberto.

What is this structure? It is responsible for some very important things, no doubt - anyone know?

Sparklers

My daughter was playing with sparklers, and i captured this picture. I see the FSM and his noodly appendages.
RAmen
-Craig

embroidery

Hi, I am an FSM fan and created the following embroidered picture as a gift for my mom.
Anyhow, I love the Church of FSM, thanks for inspiring so many people!
-Sara

FSM Birthday Cake

My Gran made me a 16th Birthday cake, and praise be to Him, for it was made in His likeness!
The spaghetti is marzipan and the balls are chocolate muffins.
-Dylan

Simply put your a fuck-nut

Simply put your a fuck-nut. This icon you have
created will burn for eternity in hell with you. You
soulless bastard child. I know God created me but I
think you were created when a homeless asshole
masturbated into a dumpster and it was hit by
lightning, a little Bobby crawled from the garbage and
would latter fill the heads of […]

wtf

wtf this is a bunch of bullshit. why would you believe in spaghetti creating man?? and why would heaven have beer and strippers??? this is shit. some guy just randomly thought: “oh spaghetti is so good. it must be god.” i mean what the fuck?! jesus is real and i dont care what you guys […]

Traditionalizing in Cyberspace

The following is an academic paper by Carrie Iwan looking at FSM as Folklore. Enjoy and please leave feedback with your thoughts.
The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster:
Traditionalizing in Cyberspace
Carrie Iwan
Introduction
Over the past year or so, through my interest in science and related political issues, I have become involved in an international community of atheists, […]

wow seriously

wow seriously tell them
fucking faggots making a website about fucking spaghetie
fucking nerd shits
my dog is smarter than you
-HOS

guidance

Over lunch, I picked up two Scotch eggs (a British delicacy, as I’m sure you know!). To my surprise, my friends gasped and pointed at my hand. I looked down, and I saw a vision: the FSM had guided my grasp!
Tom O., England

While I can understand this movement’s motives

While I can understand this movement’s motives, it is still offensive to a great many people (myself included). Mocking another group’s beliefs is kind of a sick way to get your beliefs recognized.
-skeptic

I am the phophet of the chruch

I am the phophet of the chruch!!!!!!
Just Kidding, what the fuck do they believe in, it is so fucking hilarious that they believe in something that looks like a kindergardener made with glue , spegetti, and scissors.
THEY SHOULD JUST SUCK BY GIGANTIC COCK!!!!!!!!!!!!
ANY ONE WHO BELIEVES IN THIS SHOULD GO KILL THEMSELVES WITH A MOTHERFUCKING […]

dream interpreter needed

I just received this message:
This is some weird shit, but I used to have dreams about a spaghetti monster when I was about 4 or 5. It actually looked like the drawing on your site (the good one). In the dream it was like an evil presence, and it was boiling a pot […]

You really amaze me

You really amaze me! I knew we had a widespread disease in the world today called stupidity, however I had no idea it was this bad. You have certainly taken stupidity to the next level!
-a

Today’s Brevity

The comic strip Brevity mentions us today:

go fuck yourselves

Go fuck yourselves. This is the gayest thing i have ever seen and i have seen some pretty fucked up shit. What have you people been taking????? acid????? And where the fuck did this shit come from anyways???? Do you even have a hell or do you just get eaten by your god??? I think […]

i cannot believe any of this

i cannot believe any of this. your just fronting an organization that benifits from the stupidity of people. your unemplyod? no shit. this is just you using the internet to your advantage to make money of a riduclous excuse for a religion so you don’t have to get off your lazy ass. get a job […]

pirate fish flag

Being a flag makerI couldn’t resist. I’m not selling them but two fellow Pastafarians got nice presents last year
Tabby

I think it looks amazing. Nice work!

flying shit bag

dude u r entitled to ur opinion as i am to mine. so let me say.. WOW THAT FSM SHIT IS THE GAYEST CRAP IVE EVER HEARD OF.. at least most other religions or real ones anyway have good morals and bring hope to people and dont bring whores and drunk fags to the earth […]

Where no Christians dare to go

Hi Bobby………I initially searched for ‘go where no Christians dare to go’ and your site came up. Very radical, original, spiritual and I think Jesus would like your individuality and lack of concern of what others think of you (especially cookie cutter Christians) Keep going the way very few others dare go. […]

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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American




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