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Somalia – Lots of Pirates, low Carbon Emissions

Published April 14th, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

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Congrats to Colin for contributing the latest evidence in our Pirates Vs. Global-Warming link:

Somalia has the highest number of Pirates AND the lowest Carbon emissions of any country. Coincidence?

Co2
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_carbon_dioxide_emissions_per_capita

Pirates
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/4584878.stm



45 Responses to “Somalia – Lots of Pirates, low Carbon Emissions”

  1. Bucken says:

    These are nothing more than a fabrication by the Christians to cover up the real piracy in those parts. Of course they’re not the real deal(although one of them does carry a large stick). Their ship isn’t a real pirate ship, plus they lack pirate trinkets.
    The real pirates go about consoling the berobbed afterwards and stopping the Shameless Heretics In Tiny Ships.

    Furthermore, these S.H.I.T.S. have probably never even seen a peg leg. Let alone been touched by His Wholly Wholesome Holy Noodle!

  2. Yarrrr ha harrr says:

    Course they’re real pirates. Look at the one 3rd from the right. He’s taken off his peg leg and is giving it a polish.

  3. Yarrrr ha harrr says:

    Course they’re real pirates! Look at the one 3rd from the right. He’s taken off his peg leg to give it a polish.

  4. Bucken says:

    No Yarrrr, you can’t deny that that’s definitely not a pirate ship. It’s small and engine powered. Using fuel! That guy’s probably stolen the peg leg from a real pirate, who was busy handing out candy and generally making the world a better place.
    .
    By the way, is that guy holding a rocket launcher? While the other guys have to do with wooden sticks?
    That’s not a piratey thing to do…

  5. Dylesxic says:

    Your right, or his right… Oh wait, I see, it doesn’t matter much.

  6. One-eyed Wonderkin says:

    That is not a rocket launcher. That is a tee-shirt launcher. The type of launcher that puts the tee shirt on the 3rd level of the stadium!
    .

  7. Ben says:

    OK – for all of you who have missed the obvious. These are REAL pirates. The are not wearing their regular pirate regala is because they are all on their way to a fancy dress party. Pirates can’t wear their regualr day clothes to a fancy dress party, they have to dress up of course!

  8. Brighto says:

    I just got enlightend, now I am truly adherent.

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