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More evidence of the pirates – temperature relationship

Published April 4th, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

The evidence for the relationship between pirates and global temperature continues to mount.

CNN reports, “The International Maritime Bureau, which tracks piracy, said in its annual report earlier this year that global pirate attacks rose by 10 percent in 2007, marking the first increase in three years. ”

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Then, BBC News reports “Global Temperatures to decrease“.

The mainstream media may ignore the pirate-temperature link that Pastafarians have long known, but soon the evidence will be so overwhelming that they cannot ignore the Truth.

Further evidence: Google Trends shows a very solid relationship.

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That screenshot is remarkable and 100% legit – not doctored. You can try it yourself here.

Congrats to Pastafarians Oliver and Adrian for spotting the CNN/BBC evidence.



61 Responses to “More evidence of the pirates – temperature relationship”

  1. Ande says:

    is anyone really suprised?

  2. CW says:

    Brilliant! I love it! LOLPIRATES

  3. PastaPirate Josh says:

    impressive research. only more proof of the evidence

  4. Pope Pixel I says:

    My how I do love our evidence!
    RAmen

  5. Ian K says:

    LOL people, that website searches for web articles pertaining to the words entered into the search bar… and you attack us Christians for having silly beliefs…

  6. UDON't seigh says:

    In a dramatic move, the UN IPCC has begun a global piracy campaign to combat global warming. We should all do our part and steal a vessel of some sort, no matter how small. I guess what I’m trying to say is, go grab someone else’s dinghy and save the planet.

  7. Some Loyal Pastafarian says:

    May his noodliness’ light shine upon those holy pirates who keep the world’s temperature in check! This is PROOF that the FSM is real and blessed! May his noodliness reign in glory forever.
    Ramen

  8. Wench Nikkiee says:

    @Ian K Apr 6th, 2008 at 1:34 pm
    “LOL people, that website searches for web articles pertaining to the words entered into the search bar… and you attack us Christians for having silly beliefs…”
    .
    Umm…derr….yeah!

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