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I can’t understand

Published April 4th, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

This is not hatemail, and it’s not exactly concerned-criticism .. but can anyone help him out?

I can’t understand what it is that you are basing your beliefs on. I especially can’t understand how you actually worship the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Please help me understand as I am interested in the religion, I just can’t fully understand it.
–chip



62 Responses to “I can’t understand”

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  1. able says:

    i read this… and then saw my name at the end of it :(
    i had hoped most Chip’s in the world had already converted to pastafarianism.

  2. Church185 says:

    Pastafarianism is a satirical religion used to dismiss intelligent design and creationism. Generally frequented by atheists (got one right here) or actual believers (nothing wrong with that).

  3. Blowhizzler says:

    There’s no need to understand any religion. JUST BELIEVE and send a check

  4. Garrick McElroy says:

    There will be a link to my e-mail at the end of this. E-mail me if you truly want answers.

    Here’s to hoping His Noodly Appendage touches you,
    -GM
    RAmen

    If you have any questions about, or just want to discuss the existence of the FSM, you can reach me at kanastag@comcast.net

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