wow. you seriously all need to get lives. theres a difference between having fun and being stupid. ramen? are you serious. no lives=you guys
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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I thought R’Amen was very clever
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We have a supportive friendly community that enjoy witty banter and intelligent conversation.
You are a jerk who likes to put others down to make yourself feel better about the poor existence you slog through…
no life = you…
RAMEN (yes, fairly serious)
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If you don’t like it, don’t read it. Live and let live. Because what to you is stupid is fun for us. Who knows, you might enjoy the finer points of needlepoint for all I know. And while I think it is indeed quite silly, it would be fun for you. Perspective, my friend, perspective.
RAmen.
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lol – what more needs to be said?
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I assume that using the pseudonym (look it up) sm means you’re small – we’re sorry for you. Just kidding…I’m actually jealous of the wonderful life you lead, that allows you to send hateful posts to the creator of this web site. So, it is pure jealousy that pushes me to emulate you and reply to this post in a sarcastic fashion. Thank you for setting an example by which I might live, sm. good example=sm
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I truly believe that the easiest way to spot an unintelligent person is seeing a complete inability to critically analyze. When a person takes one piece of information, doesnt understand it, reshapes it so they do understand it, then makes gross generalizations about the surrounding circumstances. That, my friends, is untintelligence. But as I’ve said in previous posts, those Big Macs arent gonna make themselves.
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My life is full of noodly fun!
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Having captured the all important first post, let me expound on why my life > your life.
1. I come here to have fun and be amused by you!
2. My life is full of noodly goodness (see above post)
3. I have a plan to combat global warming. It isn’t MY plan, but it is A plan.
4. The line between fun and stupidity blurs considerably with a healthy swig of rum.
5. Your stupidity leads directly to my fun!
cheers
PC
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Are people in general having trouble finding the shift-key?
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how is findin a religion not having a life?
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i LOVE ramen.
ramen.
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Gah!!! SO MANY IDIOTS! ITS BLOODY SATIRICAL!! GROW UP!!!! *Slides face along cheese grater*
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Live and let live.
My morning routine consists of checking out what is new in the world, using the wonderful creation of His Noodlyness, the Internet. I read CNN, APOD, Woot, and The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, among others. I am sure you have a similar routine, simply checking other sources of information, such as Intolerance Today, Bad Grammar for Dummies, and the Closed Mind Review.
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So what you’re saying is if you have a religion you have no life? Or is this yet another attempt to denigrate our religion? Just so you know our religion has as much if not more validity than any of the mainstream religions. Our religion is both more fulfilling and filling than most. I’d tell you to go get an education, to make yourself a bit better rounded of a person, but looking at your grammar and word use, I don’t think you could pass a college entrance exam.
Nothing is so blind as those who believe without thought.
~Ramen~
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Why, in the name of his/her great noodliness, can’t these “hate mail” angry-christians use proper punctuation and capitalization? Is that part of the brain lobotomized when they accept this jesus character?!?!?!
RAmen :)
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Who is more pathetic really… the people who come to read about the miracles His Noodly Goodness performs, or the guy who comes to bash those who believe in Him. We have no lives? No sir, you’re the one spending time sending hatemail.
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We have lives thanks to the FSM, he has givin a connection network known as the internet, something that in its physical form looks a lot like noodly appendages, to share our faith and span thousands of miles to help each other.
RAmen is cheap, the price (where i live 25 cents) is equal if not greater than your IQ.
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You have too much of an Aristotelian view of the world, my friend. Have you never had fun while being stupid? I suppose your fun must always have order to it.
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Tell us: Do you read the joke in your christmas cracker and say “I don’t get it. A door would remain a door whatever its modus operandi”?
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St John the Blasphemist
Saint of A Jar
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Someone who had a life wouldn’t have noticed….
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I’m guessing that not only does misery love company, but also loneliness and depression.
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Ah, the wise hendernob…
who finds it perfectly acceptable to peruse other people’s parody, and even to take part in so far as to criticize… (ineptly)
Forgive us if we don’t trip over each other trying to gain your approval…
As I trust you have found us all to be lifeless, and stupid, you shall not be expected to return? Doing so would make you look even more silly and hypocritical.
(Forgive my departure from the way of the FSM, brothers and sisters, but after all, he did just rather us not to sink to their level… we weren’t forbidden… ;) )
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He has pirate-envy.
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I have to agree with Dennis. While typing in all caps irks me, not using any capital letters is equally annoying.
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So you say we need to get lives, yet you’re on this site too.Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm……I smell hypocrisy.
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“no lives=you guys”
Thats right, and 1+1+1=1. I’ve been told this all before.
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fool – brain + ignorance x no sense of humor = sm
RAmen!
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Reading hate mail is a big part of my life. It reminds me that mine is a religion proven by charts, and represented by noodly believers. Hate us all you want – I merely laugh.
Ha ha ha
Arg!
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I’ll bite.
“wow”
Wow indeed.
“you seriously all need to get lives.”
Lives are not using punctuation and insulting people who do nothing to you except say that you shouldn’t be allowed to say an almighty creature created the world and wants us to suffer in our schools? I understand.
“theres a difference between having fun and being stupid.” *nomnomnom* Don’t mind me, I’m feeding on irony.
“ramen?”
rAmen actually.
“are you serious.”
More serious than someone not using proper punctuation.
“no lives=you guys”
Brilliant logic coming from theists this time.
“-sm”
-The Pirate…Guy
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Wow, you all seriously need to find the shift key.
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“theres a difference between having fun and being stupid.”
Hmm. I wonder which one sm chose. Surprising that he/she is (apparently) able to realize that there’s (notice use of apostrophe) a difference.
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Hmm. This individual signed off as “-sm”. Could the good Spaghetti Monster be testing the faith of Pastafarians? I better go get my eyepatch and retype this with a hook.
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i know who’s not gettin a striper in heaven…
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Having a life before death instead of after.
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I didn’t realize that. So where do I find one, Safeway?
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No duh we’re stupid. we’re only humans. BUT believing in a Flying Spaghetti Monster isn’t so stupid when compaired compared to certain people who raise their kids to be a part of a religion which has priests who are notorious for raping kids, then being surprised that their child got molested stupid. People hijacking planes and flying them into a building, killing thousands just so they can spend eternity with an infinite number of virgins are stupid (especially since virgins usually lay there like dead fish during intercourse). And that 20 year old man who has to spend his life in prison for pushing a six year old girl into a pit of burning embers because his Hindu religion says she’s at the bottom of a caste system is pretty fucking stupid (true recent story). And yes… i think that these people to get better lives (except for those 12 Muslims… a little too late for that). If these people had the lives Pastafarians lead, and followed the gospel, these atrocious acts of human stupidity wouldn’t happen. And please explain the life you lead and the intellect you have that’s SOOOOO superior to all of ours.
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holy FSM! Forgive my poopy grammar!
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I personally think that it’s the same guy using different emails or something. Most people would have sense to complain with common sense and grammar, while it’s the same mistakes every time. Anyway, all of us have lives, but for some of us it’s more of a hobby. Like making card houses or collecting baseball cards. So I think it’d be nice if you took this in consideration, or YOU get a life because you have nothing to do but type up mail to this site.
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And what exactly are you doing in your free time? Spreading the ideas of tolerance, free speech and reason?
Didn’t think so.
Peace
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I guess that just by being here I have no life.
I wake up, have a cup of tea, check my e-mails, have a shower and go to work.
After work I sometimes hit the pub for a pint or three, go home, barbecue something for dinner, play guitar or piano, maybe write a song, read a book, talk with friends, play with my grandson, plan my next vacation. Oh, I forgot, have fun with the peons who send hate-mail. Since that amounts to about 30% of my day you’re right. I have no life.
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We are online missionaries, spreading the word, those are our lives. Is it any different than monks and nuns. May His noodly appendages reach out and touch you.
RAmen
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no lives, :( awww. well, i’m bummed.
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I second the shift-key comment!
RAmen
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I actually had no idea there was any difference between having fun and being stupid.
If what you say is true, that having fun and being stupid are different, then which is unlicensed hang-gliding categorized under?
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-His Pulchritudinousness
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And yet, here you are, sm, posting on the very forum you decry.
I will have you know that, while I am tolerant of a little creativity, and I acknowledge that backsliding is unavoidable, my religion frowns most fiercely upon those who use poor spelling, poor grammar, poor sentence structure, and poor diction. I fully intend you to have benefit of the doubt vis a vis diction. However, seeing as how you are unable to construct even a simple insult properly I’m afraid I’m going to have to condemn you to living your life vicariously through the replies others provide to your mindless angry postings on websites that have no interest in you.
What? You’re already doing that? Oh, I am sorry, my child.
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About that shift-key comment: I notice he used a question mark. You have to hit shift to get a question mark, don’t you?
You do. I just tested it.
Don’t think I’m endorsing his words. I’m just trying to say he should learn about the technique of correct capitalization. And the correct usage of question marks for that matter; “are you serious.” should not end in a period. Come on man, that’s third grade stuff. Even if it’s a rhetorical question it’s still a question. Interrogative=question mark. Jerk.
We have lives.
I’m living. That’s how I know.
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You’re not very good at math, are you? Hmm, so sad…
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It doesn’t matter whether you are licensed, the important part is that you know how to hang glide.
Ramen brother.
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We have lives.
I’m living. That’s how I know.
–Captain Crotch.
What more is there to say? Oh yes, a lot.
To start, let’s have some comparisons. I’m going to go out on a limb and say you’re Christian, please let me know if I’m wrong.
According to your beliefs, God got pissed off at the world, so he threw a tantrum and flooded everyone but Noah, his family, and 2 of every animal.
According to our beliefs, Man was eating all of the FSM’s food, so the FSM decided to cook for himself (notice, our God doesn’t flood the whole fucking world because a few people made him mad. So the FSM made some pasta and afterwards poured the water down the drain, suddenly realizing that the drain led to Earth. The Flood was an ACCIDENT!!
According to your beliefs, God talked to Moses from a BURNING BUSH!!!!! Seriously that’s just dumb.
According to our beliefs, the FSM appeared to Moses (AKA Mosey) in a roasted marshamallow.
You believe that people tried to build a tower to heaven, and God scattered them all around the earth and made them speak different languages. What an appropriate punishment.
We believe that Noah and his sons Ham, Cheese, and Omel and his friend Nimrod built a Tower of Scrapple made out of leftover pig snouts and sawdust, and the FSM made them tear it down because it smelled to bad. While tearing it down, Nimrod inhaled too many scrapple fumes and was rendered a babbling idiot.
Don’t they both made sense? How can you deny our religion when it’s so similar to yours?
Oh, and one more thing: if your God exists, I am morally superior to Him. The Bible that “He wrote” encourages keeping slaves and treating women as inferiors. Then, apparently, He “changed his mind” and now that stuff’s wrong. If He’s all-knowing, why didn’t he know that in the first place? Also, he has committed homocide (I’m not talking about everyday deaths, I mean stuff like the flood) NUMEROUS times.
“When a slave-owner strikes a male or female slave with a rod and the slave dies immediately, the owner shall be punished. But if the slave survives for a day or two, there is no punishment; for the slave is the owner’s property.” [Exodus, chapter 21] Uh-huh.
Peace Love and Pirates to all! (Yes, even bastards like you.)
RAmen
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what is a life? does it consist of people of you commenting on “worthless things like this”?
I think its a perfect thing to do. IT’S THEIR FUCKING LIFE! DON’T FUCKING JUDGE! FSM FOREVER!
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Hey Guess what! (you guys/no life)=1 This proves that (”you guys”≠0, “no life” ≠ 0). And we also know that (”having fun” ≠ “being stupid”). From his statements we can assume that (”no life”=”being stupid”). This means that (”having fun” ≠ “you guys”) But this would mean that “you guys”=”no life”=”being stupid”). That would make us Zeros. But “you guys” cannot be equal to zero! Has the Great SM (and I think we all know who this is) has left us a paradox to ponder upon?
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Why are these so-called Christians even looking @ this site?
Shouldn’t they be studying their Bibles or spreading the gospel?
How many souls are being lost while they squander their time here?
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