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wow. you seriously all need to get lives. theres a difference between having fun and being stupid. ramen? are you serious. no lives=you guys
-sm
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Billy, don’t be a hero, don’t be a fool with your life
Billy, don’t be a hero, come back and make me your wife
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Do you people seriously look around the internet for churches to trash? Seriously. You, my friend, are the one that needs to get a life.
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fun is stupid and stupid is fun they go hand in hand, if fun didnt go w/ stupid then what would it go with? fun and serious, it would like a nun cracking a dirty but if anybody laughs she hits em with her ruler lmao were would we have gotten jackass from if fun didnt go with stupid?
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A flying monster is no different than a man walking on water or performing parlor tricks worthy of a 10 year old kid’s backyard birthday party. FSM is not stupid and you will surely be throttled by his noodley appendage.
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*Gulp*
Your well-stated and logically organized statement has left me speechless.
What is there to say to counter such a brilliant literative (and mathematical) mind such as yourself?
You, SM, have taught us all a lesson.
I have been forced to simply renounce my Flying Spaghetti Monster.
It is clear that you are not only completely correct, but also my superior in terms of intelligence.
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Humbly defeated,
Grandmaster Funk
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Tee hee. I have no life?
MWAH HA HA! *whisper* Hey… Did you know I have no life?
DOES THAT MEAN I’M DEAD!?! THIS IS CAUSE FOR PANIC!
Wow. Hey, I agree with the “having fun is no different from stupidity comment.” It explains why so many people die when they are having fun!
WAIT! If having fun equals stupidity and stupidity equals death…
Doesn’t that just mean that when we aren’t having fun, but are instead vigorously worshipping online, that we are living? Ahh… I’ve magaged to confuse myself…
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Everyone that has has a tv since 1990 has laughed at stupidity/fun just look at America’s funniest video. Now did you write which every studio produced AFV and tell them that they were stupid and or had no lives? I doubt it. Life is to short to hate my friend.
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@ Mr. Grumble: Pah, who cares if you know how to hang glide. You get in the air, and head downwards. If anything goes wrong, the FSM will either help you/ take you to his beer volcano and stripper factiory.
Win-win situation!
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Bet you waste a fair amount of sundays getting preached at…
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Airhead comment…says it all
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@ Deviled Dog: NO NOT THAT MATH AGAIN. I don’t know how to make those ‘does not equal’ signs, so I’ll just say it: Math does NOT equal religion. Got it?
Ok. I know I ranted a lot before, but I’ll say just one more thing:
You’re the one going on another religion’s website and sending its creator hatemail. You tell US we have no life?!?!?!?
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No. No. No! You are a bit confused. Ramen is the SON of Flying Spaghetti Monster, sent to earth to boil in the pot for our sins. Got it?
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no life=us??? hahaha i love this hatemail, so your pretty good at math are you like in advanced placement or something? i mean WOW!
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is it that we have no lives for having our own religion or you have no life for finding time to comment on it?
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All praise to FSM. Wow this henderob sure has a boner for pasta. He must need a pastarectamy, pastaoscopy or a pastabotamy. I can really feel the theistic love flowing (not!!).
Pass the cheese grater, RAmen
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Lets take a look at the following statement:
no lives=you guys
After analyzing this equations, the words “no” and “guys” really have no part in the equation. They are just extraneous words. So the equation can be simplified to the following:
you=lives
now if we just fix the grammar real quick we get:
you=life
Glad to know that i am alive. :)
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What is it to have a life anyways?
Is it to go to a party ever night?
Is it to be famous and loved?
Is it to be popular and pretty?
Is it to be adventurous and exciting?
Is it to busy and rushed?
Is it to have friends and family?
Or is it simply to be alive?
What ever that old, annoying, pointless pharse means, I doubt it means type crappy hate commets to a religion you are to idiotic to understand.
No, I don’t think thats a very lifely thing to do.
♥♥♥R’Amen♥♥♥
-Tricia (admits to “having no life”)
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But you have a life because you write hate mail to the guys who don’t have a life telling them to get one. Wow! Get serious, dude!
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Are you seriously asking if we’re serious? If you are i’m afraid that you are the one asking stupid questions of several million members of the world community about something as simple as this. The FSM exists only to disprove the ‘how do you know he doesnt argument’, and if you were unable to figure this out without someone explaining it to you then ‘no independant thought process = you
The Noodles, the Sauce and the Holy Strainer, Ramen.
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yyyeeeessss.. ramen resembles spaghetti. Clever.
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The style of writing is quite familiar . Did you write guest posts for other blogs?
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