wow. you seriously all need to get lives.

Published by Bobby Henderson April 29th, 2008 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism).

wow. you seriously all need to get lives. theres a difference between having fun and being stupid. ramen? are you serious. no lives=you guys
-sm

69 Responses to “wow. you seriously all need to get lives.”

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61 - May 21st, 2008 at - ME DUH Says:

@ Deviled Dog: NO NOT THAT MATH AGAIN. I don’t know how to make those ‘does not equal’ signs, so I’ll just say it: Math does NOT equal religion. Got it?

Ok. I know I ranted a lot before, but I’ll say just one more thing:
You’re the one going on another religion’s website and sending its creator hatemail. You tell US we have no life?!?!?!?
62 - May 29th, 2008 at - Jeff Says:

No. No. No! You are a bit confused. Ramen is the SON of Flying Spaghetti Monster, sent to earth to boil in the pot for our sins. Got it?
63 - June 1st, 2008 at - Ben Says:

no life=us??? hahaha i love this hatemail, so your pretty good at math are you like in advanced placement or something? i mean WOW!
64 - June 4th, 2008 at - Gavin Says:

is it that we have no lives for having our own religion or you have no life for finding time to comment on it?
65 - June 16th, 2008 at - MAS2008 Says:

All praise to FSM. Wow this henderob sure has a boner for pasta. He must need a pastarectamy, pastaoscopy or a pastabotamy. I can really feel the theistic love flowing (not!!).

Pass the cheese grater, RAmen
66 - June 24th, 2008 at - Captain Nickbeard Says:

Lets take a look at the following statement:

no lives=you guys

After analyzing this equations, the words “no” and “guys” really have no part in the equation. They are just extraneous words. So the equation can be simplified to the following:

you=lives

now if we just fix the grammar real quick we get:

you=life

Glad to know that i am alive. :)
67 - June 28th, 2008 at - Tricia C. Says:

What is it to have a life anyways?
Is it to go to a party ever night?
Is it to be famous and loved?
Is it to be popular and pretty?
Is it to be adventurous and exciting?
Is it to busy and rushed?
Is it to have friends and family?
Or is it simply to be alive?
What ever that old, annoying, pointless pharse means, I doubt it means type crappy hate commets to a religion you are to idiotic to understand.
No, I don’t think thats a very lifely thing to do.

♥♥♥R’Amen♥♥♥
-Tricia (admits to “having no life”)
68 - July 7th, 2008 at - Lola Says:

But you have a life because you write hate mail to the guys who don’t have a life telling them to get one. Wow! Get serious, dude!
69 - August 8th, 2008 at - Gabe Says:

Are you seriously asking if we’re serious? If you are i’m afraid that you are the one asking stupid questions of several million members of the world community about something as simple as this. The FSM exists only to disprove the ‘how do you know he doesnt argument’, and if you were unable to figure this out without someone explaining it to you then ‘no independant thought process = you

The Noodles, the Sauce and the Holy Strainer, Ramen.

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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American